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i used to dream in the dark of palisades park

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uriah
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DIVE, DIE
POSTED ON Feb 2, 2022 15:57:52 GMT
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"it's detective black now, sir."

but after a few more tense seconds, uriah chuckles, dismissing the feigned tension with a slap on the captain's shoulder.

"just kidding, but also not really. i got you and your crew today, no problem."

except...there's definitely a problem. he just isn't aware of it yet.

for now, things remain calm aboard the ship. his sharpedo cruises carefully in the water next to them.
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In Memoriam [C/M]
POSTED ON Feb 2, 2022 15:57:26 GMT
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the two league responders continue to show absolutely no sort of teamwork. it's only then that uriah realizes as much, and so he whistles to get his machamp to stop.

"we gotta work together, man!"

he tenses, pushing out from behind cover.

"you get to the safe and i'll try and block all the exits!"
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DELIBIRDO
POSTED ON Jan 18, 2022 17:09:31 GMT
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the delibird likely knows its PLACE. stay down, punk.

"good idea."

with her help, they manage to lift the bag with relative ease. at least it isn't dragging across the ground anymore. at that, delibird seems pleased enough.

"i think it's this way..."

he leads them down a direction.

"so, how's training?"
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Dawn
POSTED ON Jan 18, 2022 17:09:17 GMT
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"busy? nah! i can always find time for you, so don't worry about it at all."

in truth, the life of an officer keeps him pretty busy, and he'll undoubtedly be even busier once the switch to detective becomes official.

still, he shakes his head, smiling.

"plus, i really wanna be there. how else will i watch you kick some ass?"
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cool, cool, cool, cool, cool [c]
POSTED ON Jan 10, 2022 12:35:52 GMT
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"we won't keep you here too long, dr. holo. i'm officer black, and this here is my partner, officer lopez."

a lie, really, as they've already kept dr. nisa holo waiting an hour or two even before they stepped into the room. interrogation tactics, as uriah has learned from both the academy and from the multitude of pop culture he consumes.

uri tugs at his tie, loosening it slightly as he undoes the button of his shirt.

"not too hot in here, is it?"

it's definitely hot and uncomfortable. again, another tactic.

"we'd like to go over some of the events that happened during the star soiree. could you please run us through what happened from your point of view?"
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DELIBIRDO
POSTED ON Jan 8, 2022 10:11:41 GMT
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"hey, hey, don't laugh at her."

he slaps the back of delibird's head lightly before walking over to the bag. he reaches down for it, wrapping his hand around it.

"watch and learn, sis."

a confident grin.

"HUAAAAAAAAAAAA—"

it lifts a bit further than her attempt before crashing back down.

"uh..."
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COMMUNAL CURRY #1
POSTED ON Dec 27, 2021 9:15:23 GMT
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NEVER HAD A CHANCE


uriah's curry entry


thread summary: @jessica finds a dead body and calls her brother, who's a police officer and an idiot, for help.

why is it important?: it establishes their dynamic as sibilings and explores their complicated (toxic) relationship with their father .
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Dawn
POSTED ON Dec 27, 2021 7:38:00 GMT
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"yeah...hoenn's pretty weird."

unsafe, sure, but he doesn't want to put the terrifying reality on her shoulders just yet.

"i'll go with you! just let me know which gym you wanna try and i'll be there."

he'd do anything for his little sister, really.
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In Memoriam [C/M]
POSTED ON Dec 27, 2021 7:37:44 GMT
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"as a wise man once said..."

he starts, moving closer to one of the desks.

"we don't negotiate with bank robbers!"

that wise man? uriah black.

"now, chad!"

machamp jumps ahead, over the desk, and reaches out to find absolutely nothing once again. just a burner phone.

"oh..."
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DELIBIRDO
POSTED ON Dec 27, 2021 7:37:31 GMT
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"it is far, and the sack does look pretty heavy..."

with a nod, uri approaches, offering a helping hand over to the grumpy delibird. it huffs defiantly, almost too proud to accept help. but as it tugs on the sack once more, it realizes it needs all the help it can get.

"we gotchu, bud. just don't bite us."

he looks over his shoulder, smirking.

"wanna see if you can lift this, sis?"
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uriah
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twenty-five
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Wintry Winds [m]
POSTED ON Dec 23, 2021 5:52:42 GMT
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her bashfulness doesn't catch him off guard this time. perhaps the brief time spent away from each other has given him the confidence he once has. he dips his head in a nod, smiling as he meets her gaze.

"i'd love to spend more time with you after this. we can share another later."

reaching for the blue mug, he takes a hefty sip, not stopping until he's down to about half the mug. just in time for her to feed him. that, however, catches him off guard.

but he recovers quickly.

"you're cute."

he takes the extended roast beef, smiling as he chews.

"i'm gonna keep bragging about it but i really like playing beer pong. i like drinking in general, going out to bars and stuff."

hobbies...

"just sports in general, really. how about you?"
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TEATS
POSTED ON Dec 23, 2021 5:52:24 GMT
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like a fool eternally seeking approval from a place he would likely never get it, he asks:

"is there anything i can do to help?"

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uriah
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Wintry Winds [m]
POSTED ON Dec 22, 2021 9:45:05 GMT
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unsurprisingly, most of the food stalls at the winter festival sell...winter-themed food, one of which focuses on christmas foods in particular. uri's had the majoriy of them before, so he picks his favorites, then makes his way over to the table after.

he smiles up at her when she approaches, gesturing to the plates of food on the table.

"i got us roast beef, roasted potatoes, fruitcake, and peppermint bark."

enough food for the both of them, for sure.

"i wasn't quite sure what you'd like..."

he chuckles.
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uriah
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twenty-five
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tree deco [blacks]
POSTED ON Dec 20, 2021 10:17:18 GMT
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it's unlikely would ever show up to do something as nice as this, which is why uri's in such a festive spirit as he shows up at their family home which he's only ever visted once since arriving.

"relax, relax, your big bro's here now."

to save the day, no less.

"but you're right...where is everyone? go see if 's in her room."

pulling out his phone, he dials @jessica.
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uriah
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Wintry Winds [m]
POSTED ON Dec 20, 2021 10:15:41 GMT
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mayday's actually talking to slateport's regional beer pong champion, but it's not like she would know if she doesn't partake in the sport. yes, it's an actual sport — the petition uri and many others signed made sure of it.

as he finishes putting his shoes back on, he stands, only to have his personal space invaded. unsurprisingly, he doesn't quite mind it.

"yeah! that's okay with me. that sounds really...nice."

he swallows, then looks over at a few food stalls.

"i'll get us food and you get us hot cocoa? meet back at the table over there?"
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