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Kelpie
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41
June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
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CARGO (POSTDORM)
POSTED ON Apr 27, 2023 15:10:33 GMT
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Oh dear. Calpurnia thought as an angry dragon head almost removed her nephew’s head from his shoulders. The poor dear really should learn to pick his battles. In this situation, she would have started by putting all of them to sleep. A simple Hypnosis would turn these dragons into harmless, mewling kittens. But, for some reason, Gerry seemed intent on fighting fair.

Calpurnia watched from her spot upon the Charizard settee as things went from bad to worse. His curt response drew out a sickly-sweet smile. “Sorry, love! Take all the time you need!” Kelpie called back. It was obvious how not sorry she was. In fact, she was tempted to do it again—remind him that the goal of this silly squabble was not to get hit. “First they change math, next thing you know they change battling tactics. However, can I keep up?”

At the reaction, Calpurnia smiled.Aww! Someone had a crush. Poor Margie. Acting as if she didn’t see her nephew being thrown about like a ragdoll, the scientist picked up where she left off. ”Remember the girl you went to homecoming with? The one with braces and buckteeth?” This last syllable ended as the Xurkitree sent her nephew rolling to her feet. “Look how precious she is!” Kelpie flipped the phone over, so he could view a classmate his auntie had added on Facebook at some point.

But her interest in social media evaporated when the electric type began its conquest.“Aww!” Calpurnia whined.”You didn’t tell me you had one of those!” She hoped it would shed a wire or two for study. Its anatomy was fascinating. The wave it gave was returned, albeit with less enthusiasm. “It certainly is lively.” She shook her head. “Though it’d have been better off tossing you towardthe dragons.”

She made no move to help him up, smiling beneath her mask. “Your thick skull would help.” Just then—perhaps intimidated by the Xurkitree—the Drampa moves to skirt around the legendary by taking to the air. From it comes a series of teal Scale Shots aimed at the downed trainer and his dearest auntie.

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Kelpie
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41
June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
M.I.A.
35 height
35 height
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from the other side [postdorm]
POSTED ON Apr 26, 2023 14:00:44 GMT
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The butterfly glances at the arm for a moment—seemingly suspecting a trap—before it lands on Neon’s outstretched arms. When the winds clash and explode, she is forced to cling to Neon. Her body flops in the maelstrom like a sheet left out on a line. “Vivi!” Titania squalls as her little legs dig into his arm. Her trainer’s experience was quite different.

Wow. Even in the midst of battle, Calpurnia spares a moment to admire the beauty of the clash. The way razor winds explode in a flurry of petals and hearts—a rather fitting representation for the scientist herself. “That was stunning.” She cooed at the young woman playing defense. For now, it seemed her and Tia were going accosted—leaving a perfect opportunity to secure an advantage. “When you decide to quit being a hypocrite, you might have a future in coordinating.”

A sharp whistle pierced the air. “Tia, darling~!” The bug forced itself back to its feet, huffing from its attempts at holding itself in place. “Tea time’s over love.” While reluctant to toss herself back into the fray—because of how big and scary the others looked—the shaking of the Earthquake prompted her to take to the air. Flitting nervously above the fray, Titania decided to focus her attacks on the smaller of the two.

If she wanted to be useful, she needed that 44 environment gone. A brief glow enveloped mosaic wings as she charged the Sylveon with an all-out Bug Buzz.

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NOTES
  • MP: +10
  • Vivillon uses Bug Buzz on Sylveon

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Kelpie
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41
June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
M.I.A.
35 height
35 height
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young and menace [postdorm]
POSTED ON Apr 24, 2023 17:46:56 GMT
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The woman smiled beneath her visor. But the damnable mask, again, robbed her of the world’s universal dialect—body language. “The hardest philosophical questions always are.” Those silly men devoted decades to discussing what it meant to be and how to have a civil conversation. So, Calpurnia did not doubt there were hundreds of tomes devoted to defining one’s self. And men called celebrity gossip a waste of time.

As the man turned to him, Purrseus tried his best to straighten up. One busy brow rose in question. What do you want? Those ghastly, bright eyes seem to say. Beneath the bravado, however, the cat hoped the man would just walk away. While not afraid of the glorified bell pepper, he was tired of hitting things. All he wanted was a spa day and a frozen margarita. Dried blood already flecked his muzzle, tail tufts, and belly.

Well, there went that little puff of hope. Like star-crossed lovers, they were forced to play out the same tired old tale. “I think it quite possible, you just lack creativity.” She shook her head. “But it does take two to tango.” The talk of quick made her spring to her feet. The Scovillain’s glowing maw produced the same reaction in the cat. He disappeared in a puff of red light. Reaching into her pocket as she moved, she chucked a Sticky Glob at the joint of the pepper’s two heads.

From her belt, she grabbed a temporary loaner. One that’d been given to her to replace the lost Dracovish. This she tossed at the Scovillain—a Dewgong emerging from within. Its eyes flared blue, an Ice Shard rocketing toward the fire-and-grass type as Calpurnia threw herself out of the way. As she did, the heel of her boot snapped, sending her to her knees.

NOTES
  • +10 MP for post
  • + 10 MP for Sticky Glob


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Kelpie
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41
June 18
Snowbelle City
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Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
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35 height
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RETURN TO ASHES [POSTDORMITUM ~ CLASH]
POSTED ON Apr 24, 2023 16:32:42 GMT
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For some reason, Kelpie kept circling back to this place. A high bridge near the highest layer of the Ultra Deep Sea. Below, the sounds of dozens of battles echoed up. From here, she could make out a pile of corrupted Sharpedo and Veluza corpses. Amongst them were decisively human limbs. And, if she squinted, she saw a red-blue lump that came from a decapitated Dracovish. Her own.

What wasn’t down there? The corpse of the fellow she pushed off this bridge a few hours prior. All of the gravitational irregularities made a clean end much more difficult.

But none of these things were exactly what she came here for. Though she refused to admit it, all Kelpie wanted to see was a familiar shock of ivory hair and a certain man’s stupid smile. Sure, silly trysts kept his spot in bed warm while he was away, but these people were like Goldilock’s porridge. None of them were just right. In this moment of uncharacteristic vulnerability, Kelpie stroked the familiar shape of her Purugly’s ears. “I don’t know why I keep looking, love. The Sharpedo wouldn’t stand a chance.”

The sound of the girl’s declaration drew Calpurnia’s eyes toward her. A well-manicured brow jerked skyward as the woman sighed. Had the League fallen so low to resort to child soldiers? The moral side, indeed. As a mother—with one child around Tsubaki’s age—she could not imagine dropping her spawn into a place like this. Right now, hers was studying for her upcoming SAT test. Not at all panicked, Calpurnia rose to her feet. “It’s not nice to threaten people, darling.” She shook her head. “Did Mother not teach you manners?"

While she’d kill Pokemon and poison a man, she drew the line at murdering a child. This moody little brat had no idea what killing someone meant. They struggled to comprehend the period between morning bell and lunch, much less an eternity. As the Dragalge rushed forward, Kelpie tossed out a Pokeball. From its depths, a Mister Rime emerged. It tossed a Freeze Dry at the charging Dragalge, its little tap shoes kicking up a cacophony.

NOTES
  • +10 MP for post
  • +10 MP for Pokemon Knockout


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Kelpie
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June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
M.I.A.
35 height
35 height
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Master of Disaster [POST DORMITUM]
POSTED ON Apr 24, 2023 16:32:07 GMT
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Apr 24, 2023 1:36:40 GMT said:
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For some reason, Kelpie kept circling back to this place. A high bridge near the highest layer of the Ultra Deep Sea. Below, the sounds of dozens of battles echoed up. From here, she could make out a pile of corrupted Sharpedo and Veluza corpses. Amongst them were decisively human limbs. And, if she squinted, she saw a red-blue lump that came from a decapitated Dracovish. Her own.

What wasn’t down there? The corpse of the fellow she pushed off this bridge a few hours prior. All of the gravitational irregularities made a clean end much more difficult.

But none of these things were exactly what she came here for. Though she refused to admit it, all Kelpie wanted to see was a familiar shock of ivory hair and a certain man’s stupid smile. Sure, silly trysts kept his spot in bed warm while he was away, but these people were like Goldilock’s porridge. None of them were just right. In this moment of uncharacteristic vulnerability, Kelpie stroked the familiar shape of her Purugly’s ears. “I don’t know why I keep looking, love. The Sharpedo wouldn’t stand a chance.”

The sound of the girl’s declaration drew Calpurnia’s eyes toward her. A well-manicured brow jerked skyward as the woman sighed. Had the League fallen so low to resort to child soldiers? The moral side, indeed. As a mother—with one child around Tsubaki’s age—she could not imagine dropping her spawn into a place like this. Right now, hers was studying for her upcoming SAT test. Not at all panicked, Calpurnia rose to her feet. “It’s not nice to threaten people, darling.” She shook her head. “Did Mother not teach you manners?"

While she’d kill Pokemon and poison a man, she drew the line at murdering a child. This moody little brat had no idea what killing someone meant. They struggled to comprehend the period between morning bell and lunch, much less an eternity. As the Dragalge rushed forward, Kelpie tossed out a Pokeball. From its depths, a Mister Rime emerged. It tossed a Freeze Dry at the charging Dragalge, its little tap shoes kicking up a cacophony.

NOTES
  • +10 MP for post
  • +10 MP for Pokemon Knockout


TOTAL (450 MP)
  • 80 MP (POSTS)
  • 100 MP (COMPLETION)
  • 50 MP (Thread Start)
  • 10 MP (Poison Barb)
  • 10 MP (Pokemon Knockout)
  • 200 MP (Win)


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Kelpie
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June 18
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Fill Me Up Buttercup
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Calpurnia's Gachapon
POSTED ON Apr 24, 2023 3:41:29 GMT
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I'll be grabbing the Decidueye, Solosis, Seviper, Dracovish, and Meowstic.
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Kelpie
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June 18
Snowbelle City
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Fill Me Up Buttercup
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Seal for Draconic Abomination [Trade]
POSTED ON Apr 24, 2023 3:39:05 GMT
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Thank you!
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Kelpie
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41
June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
M.I.A.
35 height
35 height
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young and menace [postdorm]
POSTED ON Apr 24, 2023 1:00:30 GMT
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Lam was far from the only one looking for a place to recuperate in this maze. With HQ and her lab a ways off, finding a place to relax seemed wise. After the loss of her Dracovish and the encounter with Joshie, her Purrugly happened to be running on fumes. This could be seen in a number of ways—including his gait. Normally graceful and self-assured, each step was marred by an injury on his left front foot. A matching injury on his trainer’s ankle made the two lean on each other. “Those were my favorite leggings, Purrsy. I hope that little punk ends up—” The feline stiffened as the scent of stranger became apparent.

Right here happened to be the perfect little sanctuary. At the room’s center was a large, table-like slab of rock. It offered ample space to stretch out and a good view of the surrounding area. It would give her space to sew up the weeping injury on her calf and a good place to take a nap. “Hopefully, he knows how to share, hm?” With that murmur gone, she turned to face Lam and his little pepper Pokemon.


“My, my starting with the deep, philosophical questions, hm?” Calpurnia turned to face him, moving to clamber on the stone. The metal of her helmet and modulator managed to remove most of the teasing from her voice. “You can call me Kelpie, love. All my friends do.” With a grunt, the cat jumped up beside her. His breath escaped in exhausted puffs as he bared his claws at Lam. Believing ladies did not start fights (often), she merely slid her hand to a Pokeball at her side.


“And I would love if we could be friends." But, she doubted that would happen. The League members she met so far seemed quite unreasonable. Attacking her for a quip about penises and then just because her suit screamed terrorist. “My feet hurt too much to do this again.”


Though, like the ever-wise Marie, Calpurnia had no problem finishing a fight.

NOTES
  • +10 MP for post
  • +50 MP for thread


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Kelpie
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June 18
Snowbelle City
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Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
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CARGO (POSTDORM)
POSTED ON Apr 24, 2023 0:23:14 GMT
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Mel looked at the battle like a starving man a steak. His teeth gritted until his jaw hurt, his claws flexing at his side. Why was he being sidelined like some t-baller? He understood doing that with the fat, ugly cat, but him? “Come take a load off with mommy, Mel.” Calpurnia purred at the obviously irritable dragon. When he growled, steel crept into her tone. “Now.” With a grumble, the elder fire-type moved to do what he was told.

With a heavy thump, he settled onto his belly. Smoke curled from his nostrils as he leaned his head into his open palm. A grunt followed as his trainer approached, throwing her torso over his neck and head. Her airbags settled between his horns. “Who do you think will give him the most trouble, love?” Mel just huffed, lifting a claw to the young man himself. “Zard.”


Calpurnia laughed. “Smart man.” Watching her nephew dash around ike a bug in a terrarium made it really hard not to step in, but naughty boys really needed to be taught a lesson. As the Hydreigon crashed down, her lips perked up slightly at its corners. Perhaps three heads were better than one. Especially when that one was a toxically masculine child with a chip on his shoulder. When he turned to check on her, Calpurnia offered up a sarcastic little wave. “I'm all right. You show him who’s boss!”

Apparently offended by the presence of a cheer squad, the other trainer tossed out another Pokeball. A third dragon joined the fray—a serpentine Drampa with a frown on its muzzle. Its eyes flared pink as it tried to grab the hard-hitting Charizard in an Extrasensory. The scientist forced a frown. “I know my frail, womanly mind may not comprehend war, but I don't think you're meant to be outnumbered.” Calpurnia pulled out her phone, pretending to become absorbed in social media.

“Did you know Margie is getting married?” Mel’s chest rumbled in anger. as his trainer propped an elbow on his forehead.

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Kelpie
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June 18
Snowbelle City
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Fill Me Up Buttercup
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35 height
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processed shop
POSTED ON Apr 23, 2023 22:18:28 GMT
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PURCHASING/REDEEMING


welcome to the poké mart!


2X premium gacha (dragon, psychic)(0 PD (PD Purchase))

3X gacha (150 PD)


TOTAL


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150 PD
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Kelpie
She/Her
41
June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
M.I.A.
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A Little Birdie Told Me [COMMS]
POSTED ON Apr 22, 2023 17:29:14 GMT
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At the mention of familiarity, Kelpie turned to the Purrseus at her side. He lifted his nose in disgust—glaring back. “Unfortunately, that would be Purrseus.” She stroked the giant cat with the flat of her heel. “And my chubby-wubby baby just isn’t built for this.” Though he took offense at the word chubby—he was covered in muscle—the cat did not mind the sentiment.

“But I can always give our lucky little daredevil a memento.” The scientist leaned forward, removing the cat’s bejeweled collar. Still a fan of Shizue’s idea, she went with the Pokemon she used second most. The first thing she ever captured. An embodiment of her homeland and her own life story. “Most of them should recognize Tia, however.” It was not like this region was covered in Kalosian Vivillon. A nervous flutter of wings followed as Calpurnia moved to latch the collar around the bug’s waist. From its o-ring, she dangled the proper formula.

Kelpie wiggled her fingers in the lineup’s general direction. “Go ahead and pass them out, love” She tried to avoid touching Pokemon when she could avoid it. With the exception of Purrsy of course. He really was quite clean.

“Perhaps we could include a trap or two while we’re at it?” The woman smirked as she reached into her pocket, pulling out a poisonous barb. “They did a wonder on Joshie.”

NOTES
  • +10 MP for post
  • +10 MP for Poison Barb


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Kelpie
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June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
M.I.A.
35 height
35 height
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POSTDORMITUM MP FUND
POSTED ON Apr 22, 2023 3:05:21 GMT
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DONATING/EXCHANGING


THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTIONS!

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DONATING: 0[break]

EXCHANGING:
500 - Paradox Mon[break]
200 - Premium Gacha


CURRENT TOTAL MP: 100 (800 accrued)
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Kelpie
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June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
M.I.A.
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Specimen (Postdormitum Battle)
POSTED ON Apr 22, 2023 2:56:00 GMT
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The fighting stopped upon the dragon’s collapse. Even the normally stubborn cat felt the fur on his neck lift as the feeling of wrongness descended. Bright yellow eyes shifted to his trainer as the other man tossed a glob into nothingness. His trainer followed that with a mysterious ore—the two exploding into a sticky cloud on impact. Big fluffy ears flattened against his head, the blood now pooling around his paws. She returned him without another word.

Calpurnia stared into the abyss and it—all of it—stared back. She did not scream. Nor did she gasp. Panicking in this situation would do nothing. Instead, the scientist stood with an uncharacteristic silence. Her teeth pulled at her bottom lip as she cast her blood-splattered jacket into the pit. As it fluttered, drawing the attention of those who’d avoided becoming part of the shark ball, she pulled out another Pokeball.

From it, a Mister Rime emerged. Its feet gave two taps before falling disturbingly quiet. “Cover our rear.” She took a deep breath, forgetting her typical distaste for humanoid Pokemon. “Please.” Trusting the psychic type to do what was necessary to save its skin (and thus hers), Calpurnia jumped from the rock into the aether beyond it. With a few powerful backstrokes, she put distance between herself and the angry hoard.

As an attack glanced over her ear, the woman was surprised to find a fin at its tip.

With a shout, the newly acquired psychic type conjured a series of Reflect walls. These aimed to funnel the Sharpedo into dead ends and each other. With that done, he set them on a merry chase.
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NOTES
  • MP: + 40 (Object used, Blood in the Water, Mutations, Post)

TOTAL MP (800)


  • 100 MP - Posts
  • 20 MP - Objects Used
  • 10 MP - Knocking Out Pokemon
  • 10 MP - Realm Mutations
  • 10 MP - Blood in the Water
  • 50 MP - Battle Participation
  • 150 MP - Battle Completion
  • 200 MP - Dracovish Death
  • 250 MP - Tied in Battle

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Kelpie
She/Her
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June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
M.I.A.
35 height
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Master of Disaster [POST DORMITUM]
POSTED ON Apr 21, 2023 19:52:59 GMT
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With his duty done, Perseus took a single step back. His rightmost paw—the stronger of the two—remained curled up in a striking position. Razor-like claws jutted past the ends of his paws. A warning to the stupid little flying rat that stared them down. The normally neutral eyes narrowed to slits. Sting me, huh?

This pissant would find him a far harder target than his mistress. Watching as the beast took to the skies, Perseus settled into a crouch. Beneath thick layers of fat, muscles stiffened like ripcords. Just a little closer, hun. Knowing his opponent was retreating, he made as if to take the blow—stepping back just so on the moment of impact. Darkness swirled around his paw as he swung it forward, aiming to land a Sucker Punch right in the thing’s ugly mug.

Kelpie sighed when the Boy Wonder returned to wakefulness. “You really are much cuter when you keep your mouth shut, love.” Ignoring the pain in her leg, Kelpie moved to slide her leg back. The last thing she wanted was to be knocked out by a giant bat monster. It’d be quite inelegant. Hopefully, it would bandage up quickly enough. While not paralyzed like Joshie, her leg felt like pins and needles.

So, if Purrseus wanted to have a bit of fun, Kelpie had no intention of stopping him. The poor dear quite enjoyed the upper hand.

Notes
  • +10 MP for post
  • Purrseus uses Sucker Punch

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Kelpie
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June 18
Snowbelle City
Pansexual
Rocket Scientist
Grunt
Fill Me Up Buttercup
M.I.A.
35 height
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A Little Birdie Told Me [COMMS]
POSTED ON Apr 21, 2023 18:49:40 GMT
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Calpurnia allowed her smile to tilt impishly to one side. “Precisely the point.” It also meant she wouldn’t have to contaminate her perfect little field notes with something alien. “We want to waste as much time as humanly possible. So, we must give them a few wrong trees to bark up.” Though, if Kelpie had her way, those would have figurative thorns. The woman paused to hide a yawn, stretching her arms toward the fiery sky. “Any stall is a good stall, after all.”

Even an extra second could be the difference between victory and defeat. Much like her heels, the fate of the world is often balanced on the edge of a razor blade. “It is fieldwork, after all. It would not do for it to look like a proper presentation.”

Unlike Shizue, the mother did not immediately get to work. Instead, she took a moment to reorganize her desk. Trademark pink paper clips went back into their cups and the freshly emptied coffee cup disappeared into a trash can. Purrseus was also allotted some time to find the perfect spot beneath the desk. Only after things were just so did Calpurnia turn to the work at hand. Flipping through a few initial prototypes, she settled on one with promise. This she expanded on—providing a few breadcrumbs to the right solution. But, like bread crumbs to Hansel and Gretel’s cottage, these ended in a horrifyingly dead end.

Once she completed a handful of these amalgamations—which brought to mind Bomi’s poor little end—she pushed herself back from the desk. “I believe I am ready.” She spun her chair back toward Shizue with a vicious push. “It’s time to decide which chamber gets the bullet.” Personally, she would go for the weakest, least useful-looking Pokemon of the lot.

A Charizard seemed far more worthy of attention than a Rattata.

From the balls at her waist, a Vivillon, Charizard, and Zoroark emerged. The last is almost translucent. Though bruises were present, all three seemed capable of doing the job. For his contribution to this enthralling operation, Purrseus merely yawned.

NOTES
  • +10 MP for post


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