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SAFARI BALL 3/3 REMAINING

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Walking through the safari zone, Mitch tosses the first ball up and down in his hand with a sly smirk across his face.[break][break]

"So apparently you get special mons from this place, huh?"[break][break]

Over his phone—the one attached to the headphone in his ear—Sam speaks up.[break][break]

"...Mitch, you're supposed to be doing a run."[break][break]

"I did the run."[break][break]

"I find it incredibly hard to believe that you've managed to complete the task already."[break][break]

"Be surprised then bitch. I got a sore ass from it, but I completed the task. Got the slow things to revert or whatever."[break][break]

"While I'm curious to know why your ass would hurt, keep the information to yourself." To this, Mitch cracks up.

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as if at attention, mitch had looked up and over at nikkari like he was confused. like he knew nikkari was speaking english but like which century was he talking?[break][break]

then he got a whiff and it nearly knocked him on his ass.[break][break]

"oh shit!" it sorta smelled like shit anyway. "fuckin' hell, damn dude!"[break][break]

despite the situation they're in, mitch is laughing. his drapion begrudgingly, and mostly through habit, spits a pin missile at the trubbish in an attempt to weaken it.[break][break]

amused, mitch throws a ball. the smell is beginning to clear as the capsule wiggles around and mitch grins at nikkari; like a maniac.[break][break]

"like a walking stink bomb, that'll come in fuckin' handy."

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POSTED ON May 28, 2023 20:45:24 GMT

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"i don't work for rocket, really. just sam."[break][break]

he fully expects jokes about being a bitch. he doesn't think twice about it, though. just states what's on his mind and doesn't give a single fuck what might come of it.[break][break]

"been workin' for him since i was like, ... fuck, sixteen? yeah. so like, ... t...en, no—"[break][break]

dumbfuck's bad at math, shh.[break][break]

"a while." he settles.

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mitch's face collides with the floor. there's a painful skid noise that causes him to grunt, but when it finally stops he sits up with a bloodied nose and glares over at the little fucker responsible.[break][break]

"damn dude! fuckin' pant eater."[break][break]

not that he gives a fuck that he's in his boxers, no no. they're covered with little koffing and weezings too.[break][break]

"i'm never goin' near these fuckers again i can tell you that much."[break][break]

it officially wasn't worth any form of blow he was going to receive from samuel carter.

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POSTED ON May 19, 2023 17:37:26 GMT

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Tempest Quinn

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"yeah, yeah," mitch agrees, holding still for a moment so temp can get a good grip and then digging his feet into the ground. "got it."[break][break]

all six feet and four inches of him crouches slightly and he gets a stance going. so he can take off at the speed of light. rocket style.[break][break]

when he does, he's left in pain. his ass is hurtin' and he doesn't even got a dick in it to make it a good kinda hurt. he wails and writhes against the pain, continuing to pull.[break][break]

"damn these fuckers gotta grip!"[break][break]

well, first impressions are everything, right?

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Tempest Quinn

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"hell yeah! cash moneeyyyyy," mitch sang before a shellder suddenly clamped onto his ass. "ARCEUS' DICK!"[break][break]

the cruse was screeched as profanity after profanity left his mouth. he twirled in circles and tried to pull it off before glaring back to his comrade.[break][break]

"don't just fuckin' stand there! get it off my ass!!"

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the moment it separates, mitch gives a joyous noise that sounds equally suffocated by a gasp for air; he'd been holding his breath while trying to pull the thing off.[break][break]

as the devolution takes place, mitch doesn't even watch. he just grins at temp like he's somehow won something. his own battle, maybe.[break][break]

"i don't fuckin' know. i was promised blow if i did this mission for a friend," he means samuel carter. "so here i am."[break][break]

basically sam needed mitch to just give him time alone with knox prescott so he sent mitch on a mission to get some alone time. no big deal.

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his drapion settles after the forettress is out of sight, tucked away into mitch's capsule to later be used as some kind of dynamite no doubt. she does however curl her tail up and wait for anything else to pop up.[break][break]

meanwhile, of course, mitch is giving nikki the kinda grin that could get him slapped.[break][break]

"i mean, why the fuck not? i've had her for longer than i've ever had any other bitch."[break][break]

the endearment is received with a hiss of sorts before the drapion lashes out, striking a nearby orb. it strikes back with a sand attack, to which the drapion screeches and lunges again.[break][break]

"plus, look at her. all knarly and shit. it's cute."[break][break]

is it mitch, is it really?[break][break]

he tosses a ball at the orb his drapion is fussing at, a night slash given in retaliation to the spray of sand.

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POSTED ON May 8, 2023 12:34:55 GMT

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skyler dross parker jones

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truthfully, mitch is so wrapped up in trying to collect algae that he doesn't realize there's some kinda mythical and magical sailor moon gone wednesday adams moment happening between the two girls. nope. he's busy rummaging and collecting.[break][break]

because before all else, except perhaps his loyalty to samuel carter, he's a dense as fuck moron.[break][break]

when parker snaps her fingers, he looks up at her with shit being held in his hands. she looks rough, but he doesn't notice because she's not fuckable. a character flaw he's blindly aware and annoyingly proud of.[break][break]

"eh? oh, no blondie? sure."[break][break]

lies. he'll end up telling samuel carter, because he reports to samuel carter with everything. but anybody else? why the fuck would he tell them? if asked he'd be all, 'i was high as fuck dude you should try it.'[break][break]

because he's an idiot, remember?[break][break]

"i'd bet she's a good fuck though..."

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the stupidfuck has no idea that there's danger. he just tries to think about what nikki said. is that fulfilling enough for him?[break][break]

because he's a stupidfuck, he looks up to agree that, 'i mean yeah why not' sure it is enough when nikkari's suddenly gone. he turns, watches, and his eyebrows shoot up in surprise.[break][break]

"dayum." he curses, letting out a small laugh. "you got some nice moves nikki."[break][break]

too bad you're tragically straight, he thought.[break][break]

his drapion gives a soft roar before harrowing over with a very deflated lookin forretress in her claws. she'd shook a tree earlier and when it plopped out, she'd quickly used a night slash before it could blow up on her.[break][break]

"sick," he lazily chucks a ball at the forretress and then moves over to give her claws a quick pat. "nice one baby."

CAPTURE attempt forretress

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POSTED ON Apr 16, 2023 14:18:12 GMT

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skyler dross & parker jones

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after his small burst of words and whimsical vulgar nonsense, mitch just gets to rubbing most of the alge and shit he can find against his teeth, waiting like half a second before doing it again with something else.[break][break]

he's tryign to find the substance, he doesn't realize that nobody talks back to him and for a moment.[break][break]

when it does in fact dawn on him, he becomes paranoid. eyes begin to shake. they blow to wide proportions and he's high all over again, but this time he's coherent. this time they can see the trip in its entirety.[break][break]

"what the fuck?!" he suddenly explains, watching as his hands, to him, dissolve into nothing. they are to him nothing but bone. the bone bends and warms, glows blue, then starts to become little wigletts and wugtrios wiggling around on his hands.[break][break]

"my hands just evovled, yo..."[break][break]

he's hallucinating that his hands were evaporated by the acid like shit he rubbed on his fucking teeth, then it twisted and formed some kinda graphic joke? he chortles like a middle school idiot, low and in his chest.[break][break]

"pinkers man, you gotta see this," he holds his hands up to parker and then beams wide. "they're the same color as your hair!!!"

08 the deeper one ventures into the realm, the more you become paranoid.[break]
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"whaddo i do?" [break][break]

the words are muffled by pure idiocy as he tries to figure it out in his head. what does he do? like, really do?[break][break]

sam once told him, in a heartfelt moment for sam and a normal moment for mitch — as he has the emotional range of a fly — that mitch was the person that sam could rely on to be blindly loyal to him no matter what side sam chose to be on. proof was in how sam associated himself mostly with the league for so long and mitch still loyally served him, even while working for rocket. now?[break][break]

now they were 'on the same side' and mitch didn't think of that heartfelt moment. no, instead, he takes the question literally.[break][break]

"whatever the hell i'm told. when i'm not yanked around by the leash, i'm usually gettin high or fuckin' somebody."[break][break]

or something in some cases... but he don't talk about those times.[break][break]

in the background of their conversation, his drapion finds a wurmple and eats it. no fucks given. the little wiggler feels good in her mandibles as it screams for life upon being devoured.

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