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POSTED ON Apr 5, 2023 17:57:25 GMT

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] parker jones skyler dross

[attr="class","wownewmain"]the way he's taken is like something straight out of acme entertainment. his feet flip up over his head, his thick ass skull smacks the sea floor of the ultra deep sea with a painful crack of a noise.

"FUCK!" he muffles into the ground, deep and from his stomach.

that smack made the entire area flicker. like the sound of his head caused every bioluminescent plant around them to close shop and shut the lights off. for just a few seconds.

or maybe that was just mitch's vision blurring. either way, he finally realizes he's being drug across the sea floor. or he thinks he is anyway.

truth is, when he was pulled over to whatever belonged to the shadow tendrils, he got some of the realm's vegetation in his mouth. something's taking him away and the vegetation that entered his mouth is moving through his nervous system and creating quite a few fun hallucinations. to him, he's gonna get eat. he even yells and screams within his own mind to try and get out.

on the outside? he's giggling like ed, edd, & eddy while swatting at the air, nose bloody and leaking. the blood seeps from his nose into the air, the warped gravity of the ultra deep sea taking affect.

"nah... stop..." it's a cry for help that sounds on the outside more like he's being tickled.

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↳ 18 experience bioluminescent plants or pokemon suddenly douse their lights in response to a threat.

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] Yumi Hasegawa

[attr="class","wownewmain"]"shit that's bright," mitch complains, bringing his arm up to shield his eyes from the bright light of the leafeon's smart move. "warn a guy, damn."

instead of helping the fellow rocket, what does mitch do? he takes another swig and blinks awkwardly while his eyes adjust. when they finally clear, and boy did he look stupid trying to figure out how to make them work in the new light, he can see the leafeon getting the better hand on the mismagius.

"nice one." he mumbles, glancing at the bottle and reading the label.

"this shit slaps."

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POSTED ON Apr 1, 2023 21:00:57 GMT

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] parker jones skyler dross

[attr="class","wownewmain"]"PIN—" he's just about to say PINKIE?! when he gets jabbed in the ribs and all six feet and four inches of his tall lanky body stumbles backwards.

the small fit of coughing he gives is likely ignored, but he does frown when there's mention of a husband.

"aw nah, she got hitched," his grin is purely wicked. "pinkie."

dear samuel carter,

sorry about mitch but he won't be returning from this deep sea, because parker's gonna kill him.

sincerely, your player.

he pays no mind to be being called parker's dog. he'd be parker's bitch happily but she's picky about who she fucks. he's noticed that's a thing these rocket girls have. first Yumi Hasegawa now parker jones.

bitches with standards, he huffs before putting his hand down to try and stand, but something pulses beneath his hands and he squirms up with a noise that's not in any way manly.

"what in the fuckery was that?!"

he turns and whispers, watching what he put his hand on, what had pulsed like a heartbeat in his hand, slink away and squirm. looked like guts to him, he'd seen guts before. looked like ocean guts.

pointing at it like an idiot he proclaims the obvious, "shit ain't normal man."

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↳ 12 involve the realm's heartbeat-like sound and/or the discovery of large organ-like structures

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POSTED ON Apr 1, 2023 18:39:25 GMT

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] nikkari hect

[attr="class","wownewmain"]mitch saunters over with his hands in his pockets and his lanky six foot four inch frame hunched a bit to look at the shiftry. his drapion follows him with far more gentle steps than it had used to close in on the ariados.

the drapion mimics mitch and nikkari's movements, or goes to, but the shiftry is nothing but red matter being sucked into the capsule by time it gets a chance. so the ground gets poked a few times instead.

"that's why you gotta get you one 'a these." he was beaming as he lifted his wallet out, with a chain attached, letting it dangle like a pendulum.

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] nikkari hect

[attr="class","wownewmain"]the creepy thing on nikkari's shoulder feels like home to mitch. too many days spent in the presence of samuel carter for mitch to be bothered one fuck by something creepy.

the point up, however, has mitch raising a brow and giving a, "mm?"

fangs. big ones. ugly ones. they have mitch scuttling backwards away from the dripping acid and fumbling back in confusion. that eight legged freak makes mitch grin.

"damn man you almost got me!" he rotates his ass to pull out his drapion's ball, tossing the lug out.

no command is even needed. the drapion zeros in on the ariados and sends its tail to grip it, pincers flexing. the aridos dodges but the drapion's quick to charge forward. the two are in a scuffle of which the drapion begins choking the ariados' squirming. the drapion gives a final crunch on the ariados' head and mitch only pays enough mind to throw a capsule for capture.

"guess i won't hafta try too hard ta find anything good, huh?" then he peers at nikkari with a grossly flirtatious grin. "yooooo, that make you my lucky charm, nikki?"

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] Yumi Hasegawa

[attr="class","wownewmain"]not everybody wants to fuck random people they meet. just mitch, the guy who—if intoxicated enough—can’t tell the difference between a cardboard cut out of a person and the physical person.

long story.

”yeah, aight. i got it.” she doesn’t want to boink him, yet. fine, fine. he can impatiently be patient.

by distracting himself with other things of course. like the alcohol surrounding the room. he places a hand around the neck of the bottle and pulls it from it’s storage. he’s just about to pop the lid when a shiver runs up his spine.

”sam?” sometimes that happens when samuel carter shows up near him, but the door isn’t open and only yumi’s there. he frowns as the shriek fills the room with the cold shiver.

”wonder if the place is haunted.” the bottle in his hand pops and he sniffs it before taking a swig.

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] Yumi Hasegawa

[attr="class","wownewmain"]he had about prided himself A True Dumbass™ when another shriek shut him right up. noises like that usually happened in creepy ass places he and samuel carter used to go and clear ghosts out of.

but no. not this time. nay nay.

this time he’s with a girl who just fuckin’, hauls off and opens the damn door! his kinda woman, honestly. a woman who had just said it was bold of him to assume that they were having fun without them.

”why wouldn’t you? wait, you gay?”

because yeah in his mind that’s the only explanation as to why somebody wouldn’t wanna fuck him immediately. demisexuals aren’t real to people like mitchel kane.

”shit,” he’s trailed off, adhd kicking in hard. ”fuckin’ dark in there. kinky.”

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POSTED ON Mar 30, 2023 11:49:44 GMT

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] parker jones skyler dross

[attr="class","wownewmain"]friendly’s a funny word. mixed reports from mitch’s social circle would tell you that he’s as friendly as he is unfriendly. he’s like, a rough kinda friendly.

ever seen lizards mate? where they like, bite the one they’re mating and take eight years to get the job done? that’s mitch and the world ‘friendly.’

it makes sense if you don’t have enough coffee in your system.

parker’s snap at mitch just makes him grin. like he’s won a prize out of a difficult claw machine. then there’s somebody else, touchin’ themselves and parker thinks it’s all ‘cause of her.

”maybe she likes dick,” mitch complained. ”ever thought of that? not every pair of breasts wants some pussy, y’know.”

i really hope one of them kills him, just sayin.

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[attr="class","wownewmain"]really mitch just wanted to show off is cool muscles to the sexy guy, y’know?

”heh, yeah, that’s uh, that’s what i was goin’ for. totally.”

his lie is laced with a snicker as he watches temp use a knife. seems easier, but he doesn’t have a knife on him. he could potentially use his drapion, but that fucker liked to tear things apart and likely wouldn’t stop at just separating the shellder.

”the fuck’s the value in this kinda shit anyhow?”

because even if he was debriefed, mitch didn’t listen, and really just understood what he was supposed to do. not why.

as he listens for the answer, he begins trying to pry another one part. one hand on it’s shell, the other on the other part of the shell, and he proceeds to grunt and push to try and separate the two.

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] nikkari hect

[attr="class","wownewmain"]”what the FUCK?” mitch screeches when he first hears the man’s voice, startled by the darkness. seeing nikkari has him raising his brows curiously.

he stands, grins, and there’s no evidence he just screamed like a school girl in a slasher flick.

”what a damn pity that is, too nikki.” mitch frowns before glancing around.

”think we’ll find anything here with some decent venom?” gods he hopes so.

because apparently nikki’s not into dick and that’s all mitch has to offer otherwise.

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] Yumi Hasegawa

[attr="class","wownewmain"]because all boys who girls shouldn’t want but do come with a little trauma, mitch liked when people called him a dumbass. made his dick itch in the best ways possible.

”admin’s office?” he snorts, following her and her leafeon without much thought. ”hell no. i don’t even know who the admins are right now.”

cause fuck that noise, politics always bored him.

the noise resounds a third time, this one being a high shriek. mitch’s eyebrows lift up and he can’t help but smirk.

”sounds like somebody’s havin’ a good time without us.” and like the dumbass he is, first to die in a horror slasher, he starts walking toward the fucking noise.

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] nikkari hect

[attr="class","wownewmain"]the moment he’s told some guy named nikkari is gonna join him, a song comes to his mind and he even has the audacity to hum it while walking through the route. at least it started as hum. it bleeds into a full blown rewrite of the song.

”oh nikki, what a pity, you don't understand, you take me by the dick when you fuck me by the hand. oh nikki, you're so pretty, can't you understand? it's guys like you, nikki. ooh what you do nikki, do nikki, don't break my dick nikki!”

stopping in the petalburg woods, mitch looks around with furrowed brows. he’d meant to wait at the entrance for nikotine to join him, but forgot in lull of his song and started walking.

welp, hopefully the guy can find him. mitch plops down and crosses his legs, pulling. cigarette out of his pocket and lighting it up without a fuck to give about forest fires.

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[attr="class","wownewtag"] Yumi Hasegawa

[attr="class","wownewmain"]”hairball? nah. just uh,” he’s smooth until he’s not, that’s how mitch functions. ”chokin’ on yer beauty.”

yeah! nice, he tells himself with a smug smirk.

too bad the moment after he’s smooth, some kinda real eerie noise echoes through the main foyer. mitch’s brows raise and he glances down at his godsdamned stomach, brows crinkled curiously.

”never made that noise before.” but then it happens again, pitch higher, and he points at her stomach, then looks at her. ”that one you?”

because to mitch, higher pitch equals girl equivalent to whatever noise he’s making.

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[attr="class","mitch-banner-up-blurb"]the moment he’s barreled into there’s a choked out, ”the fuck—“

it is short lived, however, because the moment he lays his eyes on who went into him he’s smirking like the fox who snatched the hen. there’s something terribly great about fate just dropping beautiful bitches into his arms.

except the little fucker that hisses at him. mitch scowls down and, ahem sorry but, hisses right back. then he smirks and looks at the woman.

”how you doin'?”

yeah, he fuckin' joey'd her.

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