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POSTED ON Sept 15, 2020 4:25:32 GMT

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The name, and later the pleading, make her raise an eyebrow in disbelief. Since when do pokémon have to be begged for help by their owners? Not one of Erin's own would question her orders, even if they might disagree. Ultimately, though, they get the job done. Or partially done. As done as it can be with only two pokémon at it.

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When the man suggests to call for help, Erin nods. "I've picked up what I came here for already," she reasons. With that out of the way, she doesn't really need to stay to see things through when there is cheap labor available. "Besides, aren't you suffocating under that mask? Why are you wearing that mask anyway?"

[break][break]

She may not be able to judge, given that she was inside a literal bubble, in its own difficulting identification. She supposes she's just curious.

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POSTED ON Sept 13, 2020 17:44:41 GMT

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poison-type evolutions for the following pokémon:
GASTLY stage 1 → stage 2 → stage 3 (type 2, type 3)
GLOOM stage 2 → stage 3 (type 3)
SPINARAK stage 1 → full evo (type 1)
TOTAL: ~~250~~ 125 pd

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POSTED ON Sept 13, 2020 16:44:49 GMT

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While Erin is definitely impressed that the masked man would have heard of the chemical, her intention had never been to test him. She never expected him to know it, but it does make her answer easier knowing that he's at least aware of its uses.

[break][break]

"No, of course not. Copper sulfate is toxic. Contact can lead to corrosion in human skin and eyes, not to mention pokémon." It truly would be dangerous, even if effective, to drop copper sulfate in the sewers of a city. "However, it is a chemical with a variety of uses, thanks to the properties you accurately mentioned, and an example of the solutions that science can find once a sample has been acquired."

[break][break]

Upon reaching the source of the blockage, Erin takes her porygon2 out of its pokéball with clear instructions of where to pick up samples using

telekinesis

.

[break][break]

"Do you have any psychic-type pokémon? Siri can take care of it, but given the quantity of waste here and the size of the outlet, it'll be slow. Once it's cleared up, you can continue your hydro pumping."

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POSTED ON Sept 13, 2020 15:31:00 GMT

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MISSION: SEVIPER NO SWIPING

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He's gone before she has a chance to look at his expression. Erin turns to her gengar, taking advantage of a short pause where the call center operator asks her a question, mouthing an order to "Follow him." Having learned to read his trainer's mannerisms rather than the words she voices, the gengar follows without question.

[break][break]

Before pulling away from the scene, Erin makes the conscious decision of crouching down beside one of the kids. "What is your name?" While she's there, she reaches out and slides their bags onto her back.

[break][break]

The action is so smooth they wouldn't notice it, no doubt caught up in their understandable defiance.

[break][break]

"What do you care?"

[break][break]

Erin shrugs. "Good. Remember it. The nurses will ask."

[break][break]

And then she's gone, too. Gone to catch up to Fisher and deal with her other problem. Problems, in plural, she notes while more questions are directed to her porygon2 regarding the fake camera footage she's been planting. They'd have to expand those efforts to whatever other surveillance cameras Fisher managed to catch the attention of.

[break][break]

Even disregarding everything else he'd done until now, the words he spouts now are enough affront for Erin to want to yell at him. Her voice is instead calm. Icy. A tone she reserves only for people she's truly angry with. She takes one step forward, the menace oozing out from her gengar's body if not from Erin's expression.

[break][break]

"No. It's not 'mission accomplished'. You did not follow the plan. You did not listen to my orders. Your behavior has been unacceptable, and your performance, poor." She sighs, handing him the bags she's picked up, for him to at least carry. "When you report back to HQ, I want you passing through induction again."

[break][break]

She turns on her heel, clearly with a direction different than HQ in mind. "That's all."

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Trade: Charjabug for Chewtle

POSTED ON Sept 12, 2020 19:30:39 GMT

accepting trade, the chewtle is from Erin Caulfield's gacha & the charjabug will go to Vera Lindt!

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flushed away [m]

POSTED ON Sept 11, 2020 2:48:50 GMT

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She may try to hide it, but the sigh of relief that escapes her lips is more telling than any words of gratitude she could offer. "That's helpful," is all she does end up offering, along with a quick glance at the alcremie responsible. Finally, she can breathe.

[break][break]

"We just have to find the source of the blockage and eliminate it, at this point." There is no hesitation in her voice. No fear or doubt or worry about her plans. "For a more permanent solution, I need samples of the chemicals at its root."

[break][break]

For Erin, this problem is as simple as any she'd had to solve with any other job. The only difference is the more... hands-on nature of it.

[break][break]

"Have you ever heard of copper sulfate?"

[break][break]

Looking down to her feet, she notes that her investment in gear is another difference to add to the list. She'd have to trash these brand-new NWT boots after the ordeal.

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POSTED ON Sept 11, 2020 2:12:10 GMT

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MISSION: SEVIPER NO SWIPING

[break][break]

Have you ever watched a movie with a scene purposefully edited to slow down the pace to a dramatic halt, while the film's protagonist is unable to do anything? That's exactly how Erin feels at this point in time, except she is no heroine (not even sidekick potential) and this is no happily-ever-after ending.

[break][break]

She's too late. She already knows it before the

poison stings

land on the kids. She also knows she hasn't brought any antidotes with her, nor any pokémon that could heal from poisoning. The targets' pokémon may be easily poachable now, but she feels like she's failed.

[break][break]

"Shut up." It's not a request and the man better obey.

[break][break]

Erin's eyes are fixed on the two writhing kids as she calls out to her porygon2. "Closest public phone?" But she doesn't wait for an answer; this is a question she never intends to listen to the answer of. Orders are issued in quick succesion immediately after. "Reroute. Dynamic protocol. Use voice distortion."

[break][break]

While she fakes an emergency call for the kids, Erin affords a glance at Fisher to see what he's up to. Hopefully she wouldn't regret it.

[break][break]

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POSTED ON Sept 11, 2020 1:40:28 GMT

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SEA MAUVILLE: GHOST / WATER

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Watching the doctor struggle with his device is as entertaining as watching a show on her favorite streaming service's comedy category. It's actually even endearing, coming from someone with a doctor's degree. Right until he comes up to the fainted lanturn and hits it with the scanner.

[break][break]

Her eyebrows are raised for a good moment, before lowering back to normal. At least it's all resolved with the rotom's intervention.

[break][break]

She's not sure if she'd call the prospect exciting, but Erin isn't opposed to it. "We'll need a light source, then." And out comes her chandelure, along with four purple flames that begin to orbit around its elegant form. The

will-o-wisps

would provide some much needed light when they venture down the darker parts of the facility.

[break][break]

Perhaps lured by the noise from earlier (sorry), or by the newly produced light, a lonely skrelp pokes its head out of the water. Belle is surprised by its proximity, for which the sphere of

psychic

energy is inevitable. Oops.

[break][break]

"So, doctor," Erin speaks up, addressing him by his academic title for once. "This has been stuck on my mind for a bit. May I ask about the topic of your PhD thesis?"

[break][break]

When they eventually stumble upon a mareanie, the gardevoir's

psychic

is deliberate. Not at all like the one directed at the skrelp, though both cases result in the same outcome: a weakened pokémon ripe for catching.

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a true king

POSTED ON Sept 10, 2020 23:29:47 GMT

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for my bb light

POSTED ON Sept 10, 2020 19:24:21 GMT

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got your bible, got your gun [m]

POSTED ON Sept 10, 2020 19:16:23 GMT

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Mission: Heat Wave (SS)

[break][break]

Anyone else might get hexed on the spot, but him? She'd literally grown knowing him. Could she really say anything back?

[break][break]

"Maybe later, when it's nursery time, you can feed me some bourbon as well," she challenges his teasing. If it doesn't shut him up for a moment, at least it could throw him off his game. The one allegedly building up.

[break][break]

Her next throw is similar to her first: skilled precision taking on a mantle of chance. And then there's another, and another. She's lost count, and perhaps suggesting scotch hadn't been such a brilliant idea because her mantine's body looks blurry. She can't keep going.

[break][break]

The tumblers are moved from the mantine's back to the edge of the pool at some point. Erin can't seem to remember it as she slides up and on top of the water pokémon, back to back and eyes facing up. She pats the spot next to her. The mantine is large, even for a fully grown specimen.

[break][break]

"Time sure flies. It feels like only yesterday that he fell off and got into a brawl with Koch and his twin brother. Things got real when the cousin showed up." She pauses, mind lost in a mist of thoughts. "How did we end up so messed up?" she asks in a brief moment of clarity.

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literally hot pot [pj]

POSTED ON Sept 10, 2020 14:01:59 GMT

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Selena Desmarais & maverick noah ryder & FERNANDO SILPH & Stormy Silph & Igor & oscar clayton & Kazimir Wynter

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It smells so good.

[break][break]

Athena is quite honestly in love with this place. She'd never been to a hotpot place before, and the aromas would make her really hungry if her owner hadn't already fed her with an even greater meal. At times, the alolan vulpix gives in to curiosity and hangs back to watch the wonderfully diverse combinations of dips that certain tables pick for their hotpot. She's trying her best, though! After all, there's an alolan ninetales among the pokémon helping out today. She has to leave a good impression.

[break][break]

The vulpix's ears perk up at the call of another customer. Barely noticing the work of her fellow ice pokémon, she jumps off her current table and goes to meet a new hotpot. The smell of tofu wafts into her nose.

icy wind

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HNN - MINI-VOLUME 01

POSTED ON Sept 10, 2020 6:25:30 GMT

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Unfortunate to see the quality of HNN's articles dropping. A broadcaster's most valuable asset should always be its human capital.

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POSTED ON Sept 10, 2020 5:27:36 GMT

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"Of course."

[break][break]

Erin is no battle expert herself, but she's lucky enough to have gathered a team of quite capable pokémon. At the same time, she's aware that the same can't be said about every other person in R&D. Honestly, what else could she expect after being forced to take him to this place as Finn's replacement?

[break][break]

Before long, they would find themselves attacked from two flanks. One from the front and one from below. Her gaze flies from one to the other and then to Wright. "Did you get any readings?" She doesn't seem too interested in the threat posed by the wild pokémon.

[break][break]

The duskull isn't easy to spot, flying casually under the cloak of darkness between the building's columns up ahead. If not for the gardevoir's gift for telepathy, it wouldn't have been noticed at all. One of the psychic type's slender white arms is lifted, and a small sphere of pink energy concentrates on top of it. The sphere is released in the duskull's direction, and its eyes burn with pink-red intensity as it lands right in the pokémon's mask.

[break][break]

A second later, the duskull's retaliation in the form of a darker sphere disappears into a wall. The gardevoir is not there anymore. Bouts of

psychic

dwindle down the duskull's health in-between timely

teleports

. When the gardevoir is done, her trainer throws an unassuming pokéball its way.

[break][break]

As for the light emanating from the water, it really can be nothing but a chinchou or a lanturn. A lanturn, if the young woman's eyes are correctly identifying two slightly separated sources of light. One of the gardevoir's

teleports

has her disappearing underwater to summon a bundle of glowing

magical leaves

to envelop the lanturn.

[break][break]

Later, Erin's mantine would only need to catch the fainted pokémon and elevate it to one of the open areas on the floor, for any of them to take.

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