PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ

ANONYMOUS SURVEY ANSWERS

#1 Rumors say that the League is developing suits that match the style of a Pokemon a trainer has bonded with. Which Pokemon would you select as the style for your suit and what would it look like?

typhlosion. cool.

#2 All skilled trainers have a rival! Who's your rival and why?

none.

#3 Do you agree with the League's plan to warp the incoming meteoroid into an alternate universe Hoenn? Why or why not?

i dont really care as long as i'm not dead.

#4 What do you think of Avatars, people who have been bestowed powers by legendary Pokemon? Do you believe it to be a blessing or a curse, or is it something humans should not meddle with?

they're weirdos. not my cup of tea.

#5 Why do you support the League/Team Rocket? If you are a member of one of these formal organizations, what compelled you to join?

i hate everyone.

#6 Select one of the following events and explain how it affected you. The Slateport Rocket Invasion, the Slateport Night Market Blacephalon Attack, the Ultra Beast Attacks on Mossdeep, The Ultra Beast War, the Sootopolis Takeover.

sootopolis takeover. the news earned a bunch of weirdos that day.

#7 TERAVOLT, a Hoennian Rock Band comprising of Guitarist CALLAN YOUNG and Lead Vocalist ADRIAN MALCOLM, from Slateport City, have been finding massive success in recent years. Out of their DISCOGRAPHY, which is your favourite song and why?

i don't listen to them

#8 Do you believe in free will or fate/destiny? Why? If the latter, do you believe you know what your destiny is?

free will.

#9 What is your greatest fear? If faced with said fear, how will you handle it?

dying. not die.

#10 What is your love language? How do you express affection and how do you like to receive it? If you are adverse to intimacy, why?

i only talk to people i tolerate

#11 If you could be a Pokemon or have a Pokemon represent who you are, which Pokemon would it be and why?

zigzagoon. they're scrappy.

#12 How do you feel about your own mortality (or immortality)? If you were to die tomorrow, what would you do today?

kill myself. i die by my own terms.

#13 How do you carry yourself? How vocally expressive are you? How bodily expressive are you? Are there any catchphrases or verbal ticks that you find yourself repeating? Where do you think they come from?

that's a lot of questions, bud

#14 Are you in the process of learning a new skill or researching a curious topic? What are you studying and why?

gardening. i like flowers now.

#15 What do they need and want out of relationships (humans or Pokemon), and how do they go about getting it?

money. extortion.

SUGGESTION. Do you have a suggestion for a future survey question? Please submit it below.

one question per question please.

R̵̖͎͐͐I̸͓͘ΙḒ̵̭͒D̷͈̀͌L̵̹͋̿Ȇ̶͕.I have rivers without Basculin and roads without cars, I have deserts without heat and snowlands without cold, I have mountains without height and canyons without depth. What am I?

map.