The can is caught. Chu-e has to tap into the deepest part of himself to keep from physically recoiling; Zac Ramsay had been so into this stuff lately it was liked he owned it. Didn't want to let his bro down. Yet.

"Zac, this will literally kill me if I drink it." It was dangerous to drink a small cup of coffee. This stuff? He was probably about to have a reaction just holding the can. "My mom used to use this to clean her kiln when I was a kid."

A pokeball on his hip was tapped. A growlithe popped out, shaking her fur out, tail wagging. Deciding to tempt fate, Chu-e shook the can as hard as he could before aiming it away from himself- at the Growlithe.

"Sunny! Open!" Was about the warning the poor dog got before Chu-e popped the top of the Charja-Cola. Sunny yelped but caught most of the soda in her mouth.

A moment later her whole body glowed and she got a lot bigger. Now an Arcanine.

Both cans were tossed in the recycling.

"You know you have to pay for everything your Rotom orders, right?"

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- Chu-e calls out Growlithe Arcanine!

"I would never waste a gift! Plus, this stuff is a lot cheaper to buy than those steroids at the pokemart." Not that he didn't have a bunch sitting around his house now, too. It seemed like he just kept getting the stuff for free and didn't have enough pokemon to actually use them.

Sunny, for her part, was in hog heaven. Her tongue lolled from her mouth and she leaned into the touch. If Zac Ramsay stopped petting her she would surely start to whine and use those big puppy dog eyes on him.

"Sunny? Oh, sure! I just wanted to evolve her but she could use a scrap, too." Reaching up, Chu-e buried his own hand in her fluff for a good scratch.

"She gets lots of good sun, open air, and meaty food! Plus, lots of baths."

Seeing Zac Ramsay bury his face in Sunny meant that Chu-e couldn't resist. He gave the canine a hug, snuggling close to her warm body. This new evolution made him happy.

"Is that a Doduo?" Rather than start the battle, as one might expect, Chu-e stepped out to greet the duo headed pokemon. He offered his hand as if to ask of it was okay to pet. "My brother loved these things! He wanted one so bad when we were growing up." If the pokemon, and his friend, allowed him, Chu-e would give it a few pats before stepping back to the sideline.

"Wake it up? Oh, I have a master at that." A pokeball was tossed to revel... Sprinkles, in all her glory. The shiny Skitty chirped and bounded over to rub herself on Zac's pants before she noticed the sleeping bull and ambled over to the legend. "Sprinkles here is better than any alarm clock! She'll have 'em up in no time flat!"

Yet even as Chu-e said this with his whole chest, the kitten pokemon was trying to climb Bulu and start the process of kneading it for a nap.

"Oh! That's easy!" Cupping his hand over his mouth, Chu-e called out loudly to Sprinkles.

"Breakfast!"

Where previously the feline had been asleep, the kitten pokemon jumped up as if she had always been wide awake. She started to yowl loudly and hop in place on top of Bulu. Her tail started to wag excitedly, a Wake Up Slap bashing the poor legend in the face.

Chu-e jerked his thumb in her direction.

"Does does that to me every morning."

Zac Ramsay

Despite how Tapu Bulu protests, Sprinkles has never feared man nor god. If anything, the shaking makes her big her claws in to keep a better hold. Her tail wags even faster than before as she mewls, excited like a kid on a roller-coaster.

"I think everyone should have a cat." Cats were perfect and pure creatures of mischief and love. They were babies. They were bosses. They were adorable.

"It's just a matter of finding the right cat for you! Sprinkles is my perfect cat. She doesn't respect me and I need that humbling presence."

Sunny began to lick Big Habanero on it's left face.

Zac Ramsay

Sprinkles let out a series of yowls that could almost be mistaken for the cat equivalent of maniacal laughter. Almost.

Her claws sink in even deeper on the front, back legs and body flopping around wildly as Tapu Bulu charged like the mad bull it was supposed to be.

Sunny, not realized her new large girth, tried to flop over on Big Habernaro in a puppy flop. Typical dog to not realize they were massive.

"Oh, hell yeah! Do you need care tips? I can tell you all about cats, dude. We can find you the perfect partner!"

Zac Ramsay