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POSTED ON Mar 23, 2022 19:42:13 GMT

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He then let out a derisive snort.

“I’ve heard the stories, too… people hitting him up for drinks… pft,” he ended with another snort of his own. “And then passing it all off on me?”

Seriously…

If there was one thing that Lars always strove to do it was to always pay his tabs… not let the ~~old man~~ oyaji cover them for him.

He wasn’t that poor, Arceus’ sake!

Before he could make another remark, a loud Screeching noise caught his attention and a Venomoth came flying into the clearing. Just as the Lucario moved to try and snipe it down, the Metagross instead aimed a well-timed blast of Psychic energy at it.

And to think the Venomoth was about to drop an unpleasant smattering of Sleep Powder all over the place.

Not today ~~Satan~~!

Another loud Screeching noise came from the Venomoth’s maw, but a second Psychic burst of energy pelted at it. Before it could crash into a nearby tree, Lars chucked another empty Pokéball at it.

catch attempt on Venomoth!

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POSTED ON Mar 25, 2022 15:28:36 GMT

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where lars busies himself with the venomoth, matias simply offers the larvesta that appears a treat, petting it a few times before sending it on its merry way. he already has one; no need for another.

but then again, he has quite a few repeats...

"he handles his alcohol well."

he walks over to lars, slapping him on his back.

"better than you, at least."
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POSTED ON Mar 26, 2022 10:13:48 GMT

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POSTED ON Apr 5, 2022 9:20:23 GMT

Once the Venomoth’s caught—

“Excuse me?”

He turned to face the other with his eyebrows raised.

“Are you implying I can’t hold my alcohol? Explain that tequila pong match we had in that tourney last year, you couldn’t hold your shit in,” he cackled.

“I deliberately threw that match for you to win, you know.”

And he got a nice bottle of tequila out of it afterward. Speaking of the devil…

He thought he saw a purple blur dash by for a few moments, squeaking as the Nidoran then disappeared into the undergrowth.

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POSTED ON Apr 7, 2022 2:19:22 GMT

"i was more than fine."

maybe the alcohol had affected lars' memory? skewed it into some things that just did not happen? either way, matias continues to gaslight his friend, even chuckling as he does so.

"we can have a rematch later."

for now? he walks by a sleeping abomasnow.
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POSTED ON Apr 8, 2022 4:54:12 GMT

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POSTED ON Apr 10, 2022 15:52:18 GMT

“Liar, you looked ready to pass the hell out,” he cackled back.

He just knew when someone had reached their absolute limit when it came to drinking games. He could tell. It was just—something he’d gotten accustomed to over the years.

“I’ll hold you on that.”

Before he could continue, a Grubbin came literally dropping out of the canopy above, almost smacking him on the head had he not seen the shape falling and sidestepped out of the way in time.

The pincers were clicking, an attempt to Bug Bite Lars—however a blast of Telekinetic power from the Metagross trailing behind them held the bug up in mid-air, just so Lars could see what had almost hit him.

“You little shit—” he continued before a blast of Psychic energy sent the Grubbin flying, just as the other Pokémon was about to retaliate with a Mud Slap attack.

Another Pokéball is thrown.

“And no, hilariously, this isn’t for the spokesperson of Charja Cola.”

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POSTED ON Apr 11, 2022 1:48:25 GMT

matias? pass the hell out? couldn't be him. he only passes out from blood loss.

the battle between lars and the little grubbin is amusing to see. he watches on, clapping every now and then before the poor grubbin's sent flying and into a pokeball.

"damn. he'll be hurt to hear."

not that either of them have heard from Zac Ramsay in a while. man's likely busy planning for the next quarter.
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“He has so many already,” he replied with a bit of a chuckle as he watched a Turtwig dash by. Who knew where that Grass-type was headed, so there was that.

“What’s he going to do with all of the Charjabug, build a spaceship and use all of ‘em as a power source?” he chuckled, wondering if it was possible at all.

Who would need that many Charjabug, asides from Zac Ramsay himself?

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POSTED ON Apr 30, 2022 11:38:25 GMT

"well, it's a good time to be building a spaceship."

considering how there's a meteor heading their way as they speak. it'll likely be a few years before it gets here, he thinks, but with the existence of other universes, matias knows his story won't end there.

neither will lars'.

a cute little turtwig approaches only to be smacked by a VINE WHIP. the WHIP wraps around the turtwig, slamming it into the ground before a pokeball consumes it whole.
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POSTED ON May 1, 2022 2:29:25 GMT

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POSTED ON May 8, 2022 4:45:35 GMT

At the mention of the spaceship, his brows furrowed.

“You think they’re going to make us do weird shit again,” he grumbled. Ugh, fuck that NDA—really.

Outside of everyone who was a part of the entire incident, he couldn’t talk or otherwise communicate with anyone else who he deserved to know the truth about the whole thing.

“…you know what, hold that thought, because knowing the higher-ups, they are completely and totally going to fucking ask us to do some inane stuff again. And then shut our mouths with another NDA. I can feel it.”

The moment he sighted the Victreebel, he sighed.

“What the fuck, is this thing stalking us?” he gestured as he waved at the Victreebel—wherein a singular blast of Psychic energy released by the Metagross had driven it away, far away before it could even react.

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POSTED ON May 8, 2022 14:28:42 GMT

"oh yeah."

that's the whole point of the aqua initiative, is it not?

"we're pretty much guaranteed to go into space. hope you're ready for that."

but matias isn't complaining. just the opposite, really, because he's looking forward to being called up again. he's still riding the high of visiting sea!hoenn and the low of letting his alter self slip away.

bitch ass.

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