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POSTED ON May 20, 2023 22:55:25 GMT

A lot of things undeniably went wrong for you in the Ultra Deep Sea, and arguably, most of those were your fault. Picking a fight with a Tyranitar in an enclosed space? Trying to hit a jumping knee strike on that charging Lycanroc? Cluelessly wandering straight into the den of that monstrous insect? None of it was particularly wise. In hindsight, you can confidently say most of it was pretty fucking stupid.

To that end, you've really reaped what you've sown, because you've spent the past three days stuck in the infirmary licking your wounds. That was all well and good at first, but they cut you off painkillers after the first few hours, and now, you're just left to stew in the pain and the regret while waiting for your flesh to knit itself back together. Seems like you're not important enough to get any special treatment. What, couldn't they spare a Heal Pulse or two to help mend your broken body? Bastards.

Still, it could be worse, right? It's nice to sleep in a bed for once, and now that the initial rush of injuries has been dealt with, things are quiet around here, too. You've actually managed to get your six hours for two nights running. Surprisingly, the food isn't that bad, either. All things considered, you've got a pretty good deal here. It's like your set up in a nice hotel, and you don't even have to pay for it.

Sure, you're a shit trainer, and sure, you're still in a lot of pain, but when you look at the bigger picture, maybe things aren't so bad...?

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POSTED ON May 26, 2023 6:13:22 GMT

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You hated being weak, you hated being broken but that was just what you were right now; but at the very least you could move, and at the very least you could make your way around at this moment.
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But you were forced to return to the Med-bay, broken bones be damned; holes in your foot be damned. So, you did, grumbling the entire way there, only to find your eyes falling onto the person you had seen on the day of troubles.
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”Hey, it’s Shredder.”
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You raised your hand to wave only to flinch as you were escorted back into your sick bed, or rather, a free one as your old one had been taken up. You sighed as you sat up. ”You got done in too huh? You look like shit, well, you’re good looking, but you look like shit for a good looking guy.”

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POSTED ON Jun 2, 2023 19:43:41 GMT

"Oh, it's you."

Fuck, what was his name again? K-something, right? Koga? No, you think there might have been a "u" in it somewhere. Kouga? Hm. Closer, but it still isn't clicking. Ah, fuck it. What does it matter? It's a conversation between someone who's black and blue and someone who is vantablack and cerulean. Your ribcage is in shambles, and his probably isn't fairing much better. The pleasantries can go fuck themselves.

"Not the first time I've heard that." You admit, pulling yourself up to a sitting position, before shifting to face your fellow survivor. "Course, the last time I'd heard it was from a chick who snatched my car the morning after. Didn't go well. Caused a lot of problems for the both of us. She's in prison now, and needless to say, I can't go back to Driftveil for a hot minute. But, I think that's another story for another time."

Idly, you reach over to your bedside table and grab your signature sunglasses, returning them to their rightful place upon your face. Then, with a little more exertion that you'd like, you stand up, staggering over to the foot of Kouji's bed as you stretch your legs.

"Guess the point is, if I look like shit, you probably look like the ten car pile-up. The hell happened to you?"

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POSTED ON Jul 13, 2023 13:52:21 GMT

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You groaned aloud as the question came, just where the hell would you begin? There was the fight, there was that other fight, and finally there was that fight too, it was really just all fighting, and in the end…You didn’t get to do much fighting, more being thrown around, and getting hurt.
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The sigh was followed by another, you could only pair it with that sound, the only sound to properly fit all the things you felt. The feeling of being surrounded by that heavy blanket was the only succour. ”She sounds hot, I want a chick to fuck me and steal my shit; the only thing better than fighting is fucking, and the only thing better than fucking is getting to fight after.”
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You spoke of things you knew nothing about as if to fit in, the virgin you were had no right to speak of such things. But in the end…
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”I got beaten up a lot. I beat up a lot, I got spiked by the earth, hit by a bunch of crazy crazy pokemon.”
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”What’s your story? Driftveil get you or something?”

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POSTED ON Jul 16, 2023 5:35:55 GMT

"...Hey, dumbfuck, did you forget the part where we both got mugged by a giant insect?"

Seriously, did he? Did this idiot suffer a major concussion and get a crippling case of amnesia when you weren't paying attention? Because honestly, you wouldn't put it past him. He has about as much survival instinct as the chick from Driftveil did... God, you miss her, for definitely wholesome reasons that you absolutely can't think about right now. Not in front of this stupid child who may or may not be suffering from major brain damage.

"Y'know? The one that punched me in the ribcage? That kicked the shit out of you and your Absol?"

You're not sure you're getting anywhere here. Maybe he's more of a visual learner? Or a visual rememberer? Whatever the case, you grab the Pokeball containing the offending bug and vaguely gesture it in front of him, as though that might somehow jog his memory.

"This one? This one right here?"

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POSTED ON Aug 31, 2023 6:07:22 GMT

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”No, and I fucking hate bugs. Get that outta my face.” You grimaced immediately upon the sight of that creature. Ignoring the part of you that might have been fearful of it, an ugly emotion you were never fond of. There simply wasn’t enough time in your day for it, you counted the minutes and seconds, but even now; each second that thing existed within your vicinity was one in which you wanted to go crawl into a hole.
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Ugly.
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”I’ll kick the shit outta that thing if it’s in the same…Universe as me any longer.” That pause wasn’t you thinking of a great scale, or a lack of familiarity with things of a larger scale your tried to convince yourself, though the silly smile on your face gave that away within a moment. It was a moment of pride that shouldn’t have existed, yet at the same time you looked at your hands.
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Damn.
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Maybe you should go back to working out even in your addled state, what was the old line, what didn’t kill you, made you stronger?
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”Whoever said that line deserves to be punched in the mouth.”

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POSTED ON Sept 1, 2023 4:16:53 GMT

"BUDDY, you KNOW how that fight is going to go! If you try to throw hands with this bug, it'll push your shit in so hard that your broken bones will have broken bones. You KNOW that. I KNOW you know that!" You continued to aggressively gesture the Pokeball in his direction, as though every shift of your wrist is metaphysically hammering the point across. "If you jump into the deep end, you'll never learn to swim. You need to start small. Start by punching Caterpie and kicking Wurmple, and work your way up."

You let out a long, weary sigh. Where the hell did they find the kid? Are they really just letting any old high school dropout sign up to join Team Rocket? You hate it. You don't like being the smart one in this duo. This kid needs to go to school, learn his times tables, and come back when his IQ is a little higher, because you don't want to tolerate this responsibility.

"...Hang on, why am I even telling you this? This is my insect." The realisation dawns on you at the same time as the words leave your mouth, and quickly you pull the Pokeball back to your chest. "If you lay a finger on him, then I'll jump your ass, too. You can't win that two-on-one, no matter how many Weedle you whack, bud. Trust me, I've beaten smarter children than you."

Granted, that's not a high bar, but it gets the point across. After all, he's even talking to himself. Is he hearing voices in his head? Man, those concussions must have him horrendous, because if you start hearing voices, then it's completely and irreversibly over for you.

"...Who the fuck are you talking to? Whose 'line' is it? Is your brain haemorrhaging right now or something?"

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POSTED ON Sept 1, 2023 4:51:26 GMT

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”I’d kick the shit out of you and that bug, when I’m better and three feet taller, so shut the hell up, sunshades.” You shouted at in embarrassment before you flinched at the sight of the large insect.
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There was a mixture of feelings that mixed in your guts, a thousand of them but nothing really stood out to you. ”To myself, who else? You don’t talk to yourself? Do you hate yourself or something? What’s the point of being around if you ignore even yourself.”
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You couldn’t really say where that came from, but it was an outburst on the back of another one, maybe being forced into a bed had given you a surplus of energy, but perhaps you were simply just sick of being quiet.
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”But really, just take a look at that thing, it looks like it should crawl, but it stands up? The fuck is that? It can punch, box, kick, and headbutt.” You complain aloud, but all the same you settle down for good.
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”Being angry hurts, the hell.”

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POSTED ON Sept 2, 2023 3:56:07 GMT

Do you hate yourself? What kind of question is that? You're forty years old and you've got the top three buttons of your shirt undone, of course you hate yourself! That's so obvious, it shouldn't even need to be asked.

"Look, if you want to schedule a fight, I'd be more than happy to." You stifle a yawn as you stretch your arms, glancing between Kouji, the clock, and the door to the infirmary. As fun as this has been (it hasn't been very fun), you should probably think about shaking off the rust and returning to being a functioning member of this crime society. "But you'll have to book from three to five in the PM, and I won't do weekends. First one is on the house, but every booking past the first costs extra."

With that, you return the Pokeball to your belt as you take a step back. Maybe if you get back to the grind sooner rather than later, you can scam a full paycheck out of all this bedrest. So, time to skedaddle to the warehouses and pretend you've been lifting boxes for the past two weeks.

"Until then." You wave, before heading towards the door. "Don't... Well, fuck man, I don't know. Don't die, I guess? See ya."

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