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Immortal Oneiros
POSTED ON Nov 27, 2023 4:28:40 GMT
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[googlefont=Shadows Into Light]SCENARIO 2; HIS NAME IS STILL DURANT


This is so fucked.

"DURANT DURANT DURANT!"

The ant lets out a monstrous screech as it storms forth, becoming the blender that reduces yet another floor of enemy mobs into a floor of dead enemy mobs. Then again, you suppose you did get pretty lucky with your items, didn't you? Life Orb to deal more damage, Leftovers to heal the recoil, and a Clear Amulet to prevent that destructive damage from being hindered. After that, you just needed to tag along with one of those robots who picked a Helping Hand Pokemon to play support, and one who picked a Follow Me Pokemon to play tank, and it's all pretty easy.

Then again, it's not much of a dungeon, is it? It's just an overlong stadium. Most of the designs are just narrow queues and packed stands. You just Shadow Hold, Hone Claws, and then use whichever super-effective more is most convenient. Then, it's into the next room, where more of the same awaits. That's fine, though, because it took you a good ten minutes to figure out how to use your items, so if it were any more confusing, you'd probably be lost.

Shitty game designers. They just don't make them like they used to. Now, Arceus Claw on the PS2? THAT was a video game...

But finally, after countless rooms of samey combat in corridors and halls and stands and seats and corridors and halls, your party finally arrives on the pitch. Striding across the pitch, you lock eyes on the solitary figure on the other end, wreathed in their red cape covered in dozens of logos, wearing a cap with the design of a crown overtop. Evidently, this was your last challenge. The final boss of this dungeon. One last final obstacle to overcome.

"Halt, challenger! If you want to become CHAMPION, then you'll have to beat me in a Pokemon ba--"

"DURAAAAAAAAAAAANT!"

SHADOW HOLD. HONE CLAWS. X-SCISSOR. Before you or the boss can even react, Durant has already performed its rotation, and in the blink of an eye, the boss' health bar melts. ChampionBossDeath2.mp3 plays multiple times in quick succession, each instance lapping over to the last. His body falls down, and the model clips through the ground. Clearly, this was not intended, but whatever failsafes were programmed kicked in. Victorious music plays as loot falls down from the ceiling, including a legendary trinket - A familiar looking flute.

...Who the fuck programmed this shit, anyway? Aren't you dreaming? What, did Nontendi figure out how to put a Wuu I in your brain or something? Seriously..
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FROG ARC
POSTED ON Nov 27, 2023 1:32:36 GMT
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FROG ARC.
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LESSER MEGALOPOLIS: AS
POSTED ON Nov 26, 2023 7:29:51 GMT
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...You're not quite sure how you got shanghai'd into this, but before you know it, you've found yourself walking behind the strange girl. How did this happen? One minute you're scouting things out on behalf of Team Rocket, and now here you are, stuck babysitting a civillian in this post-industrial nightmare realm. Joy.

Well, it could be worse. At the very least, nothing is trying to kill you right now. If you pretend that you're not surrounded by gigantic spires and overcast by a sunless sky, it's almost a little relaxing. Maybe the Megalopolans didn't have it so bad after all?

CRUNCH! Hm? As Andrea steps on one of the pointy crystals, you step on another. The difference is, you're wearing shoes, so while it stabs into her foot, it shatters against yours. Curious, you crouch down, proceeding to scoop up a handful of the shards. Huh, they're look like Z-Crystals, but they're nowhere near as shiny or colourful. You don't feel any kind of aura radiating off them, either, so you doubt they actually work. Still, you cram the handful in your pocket. Who knows? Maybe they'll be useful somewhere along the line. Worse comes to worst, you can always just hand them off to the science department. Lord knows they'll find a use for them.

But you've got to get back there first. Looking up, you peer into the distance, and just barely manage to make out a tower that's wider than the rest. Bingo. That one's going to be important somehow. It's got to be a factory, or a laboratory, or a government building, or something like that.

"There."

Shaking the crumbled pieces of crystal off from the bottom of your shoe, you walk ahead towards said building, glancing behind you to check whether the weird pajama girl is following or not.



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Shred's Gacha
POSTED ON Nov 26, 2023 6:56:22 GMT
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Taking Spiritomb.
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Shore: Shred vs Thomas
POSTED ON Nov 26, 2023 6:51:54 GMT
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The brutal assault of the Grimmsnarl forces Ceruledge on the backfoot, and the knight has no choice but to retreat into an ephemeral state to avoid any further harm. But of course, just because it provides momentary safety, that does not mean that Phantom Force is necessarily safe. The moment that it returns to reality, the knight will be vulnerable once more, and the demon will not hesitate to continue indulging its ruthlessness.

It is fortunate, then, that the winds seem to be blowing in Thomas' favour. Out from the bodies of the beaten and the bloodied rises an Electabuzz, driven by rage and hungry for revenge. With a roar, it launched forth a Thunderbolt, a last-ditch effort to try and get its vengeance.

An effort that would go unrewarded.

CRUNCH! The Grimmsnarl lurched forth, dodging the electricity and landing a ruinously effective Sucker Punch straight to the neck of the Electabuzz. Bones were shattered. Blood was spilled. A body hit the floor, the hairy beast stood over the interloper, triumphant yet disdainful.

This wretch's life was so pitiful that taking it was not worth celebrating.



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Ward In, Ward Out [SF]
POSTED ON Nov 26, 2023 2:54:38 GMT
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Larvesta, huh?

You stroke your chin, examining the bug as it slithers along. It all makes sense now. THAT'S why they called it a Slither Wing! Your actual Slither Wing has legs, so it doesn't really do much in the way of slithering. Then again, this one doesn't even have wings, so you guess that the alternate reality bug still has some mysteries left to solve.

Although, maybe this'll help solve them? Y'know, getting a Volcarona and a Slither Wing in the same room. Maybe that's the secret to communicating with them. Or maybe you just really want this shiny little worm?

Either way, it's going in the ball.



Catching Larvesta.
1/4 Pokeballs remaining.
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processed shop
POSTED ON Nov 26, 2023 2:37:05 GMT
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Claiming the rewards from Five Days of Remembrance:
Premium Gacha - Dark. Roll here: pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/thread/35215/shreds-gacha?page=2
1 TM/TR - Using to teach Bloodmoon Ursaluna Vacuum Wave (Replacing Lick)
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Five Days of Remembrance
POSTED ON Nov 26, 2023 2:32:14 GMT
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[nospaces]

REMEMBRANCE DAY GIFTS



Celebrating survival and hope in the face of hardship[break][break]

TO: [break][break] FROM: [break][break]
MESSAGE: "Good job being the least worst cop I've ever met."

Day 1 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
A full boxes of matches. Upon closer inspection, however, the entire box is revealed to be wet, and the matches inside won't light for love nor money.


Day 2 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
An old DVD copy of "Alolans Gone Wild". Said DVD is scratched so much that it freezes before it can even get to any of the good stuff.


Day 3 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
A bag of assorted leaves whose true identity cannot be revealed. Disappointingly, the high is rather low.


Day 4 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
A pair of surprisingly well-made cowboy boots that are also exceptionally flamboyant in nature.


Day 5 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
A lukewarm six-pack of cheap beers.
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Five Days of Remembrance
POSTED ON Nov 26, 2023 2:17:17 GMT
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REMEMBRANCE DAY GIFTS



Celebrating survival and hope in the face of hardship[break][break]

TO: [break][break] FROM: [break][break]
MESSAGE: The package is left wordlessly and anonymously at Grigori's door.

Day 1 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
A selection of artisanal scented candles, crafted to carry a variety of confectionary aromas.


Day 2 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
A Brand New Nontendi Swotch and a copy of MinPik 4.


Day 3 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
Bath salts (The therapeutic kind, not the drug kind), made from the purifying salts of a Garganacl.


Day 4 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
A nice red jacket, light and fashionable and suitable for most weathers.


Day 5 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
A truly irresponsible amount of flour, sugar, milk, eggs, and other such ingredients necessary for the making of cakes.
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Five Days of Remembrance
POSTED ON Nov 26, 2023 1:57:15 GMT
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REMEMBRANCE DAY GIFTS



Celebrating survival and hope in the face of hardship[break][break]

TO: [break][break] FROM: [break][break]
MESSAGE: "Apparently, you're supposed to give gifts today? Because a meteor almost hit the Earth a year ago? This sounds fake. I don't think this happened. Still, here you go, I guess."

Day 1 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
An old disposable lighter. While it could theoretically give off light, it ran out of fluid long ago, so now it just clicks.


Day 2 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
The Miss Galarian Calendar 1994. It's hard to tell if the women are attractive or not, because it's practically falling apart. It's mostly held together by tape and staples and hopes and dreams.


Day 3 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
A pack of cigarettes. There's only two left in the pack.


Day 4 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
A wheel. It's rusted, deflated, and doesn't even fit Howard's car.


Day 5 Gift: You open your gift and find:[break][break]
A stub with a reservation for dinner at a fancy restauraunt in Rustboro. It's paperclipped to a scrap of paper with "'grats on the promotion bud, drinks are on me" crudely scrawled on it.
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SMOG: Shred and Howard and Meltan [RT]
POSTED ON Nov 25, 2023 21:34:27 GMT
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"im from meltan village but i left so i could go on a wonderful adventure to become the strongest meltan of all time! ╰(▔∀▔)╯"

That answered approximately none of Howard's questions, and only served to throw you further into the depths of confusion. Meltan Village? There's a whole village of weird guys exactly like this one? And they're all named after him? If there's so many of them, then why haven't you seen one of these before? Where even is this Meltan Village, anyway? Is it nearby, hidden away somewhere in the caverns and tunnels of Route 105? Just trying to untangle it all is giving you at headache.

It's times like this that make you wish you had you a Pokedex, so you could just scan this little blob and have all your questions answered. Alas, you could never afford such a thing in your youth, and you sure as hell aren't shilling out for a Rotom Phone now. Then again, you can talk to him, can't you?

"So, Meltan... What are you?"

"im meltan :)"

"No, but like... What ARE you?"

"im meltan ._."

"Fuck's sake... But what IS a Meltan?"

"its me! :D"

"...We can worry about this later." You let out a long sigh, having been thoroughly defeated by this hex nut. "Preferably, when we're in an office or a laboratory, and not a literal hole in the ground."

And thus, you make your exit.





MP TOTAL -
13 IC Posts x 10 = 130MP
Assisting Howard at least once = 10MP
Mythical = 25MP
Spawned Paradox Pokemon = 10MP
Chester knocked out = 50MP
Completing an RT Mission = 100MP
Participation = 50MP
Winning = 200MP
TOTAL = 575MP.
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howard's fax machine
POSTED ON Nov 25, 2023 8:15:07 GMT
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Would your guy open the window on the Rocket Submarine?
POSTED ON Nov 25, 2023 7:42:27 GMT
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Y/N.
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Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
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The Daybreak Shines on Route 108
POSTED ON Nov 25, 2023 3:04:52 GMT
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"Matias Silph? I don't know who that is, but they sound like a real asshole."

The name sounds familiar, but you can't place it. Silph... Like, the Co? The one that used to make the Scopes back in the day that helped you find ghost Pokemon? You could never afford them yourself, but they were a bit of a fad back in the 90s. You figure they would've gone out of business sometime in the 2000s, so it's surprising to hear that they're still limping around today. Still, you can't really say you much care about whatever trust fund babies are heading the company right now.

With that tangent out of the way, you return to your present task. So, you're looking for barnacles, rust, and bullshit, huh? Sounds simple enough, if a little boring for your tastes. Still, while the Ceruledge is handling the ghosts on the platform, there'll probably be a few ghouls hanging about below the water, too. So, slinging your crowbar over your shoulder, you grab a Pokeball and send out your Basculegion, which emerges and dives down into the water in one singular motion.

"Do me a solid and keep an eye on the water, bud."

"Gyahaha! Very well, then!"

With that angle covered, you take a few steps further along, following after Navy as you lazily glance about the place for signs of wear and tear. That's a little harder than it sounds, given that you're in currently standing on a decades-old decommissioned research station. Feels more like looking for straw in a haystack, so to speak. Still, it gives you plenty of time to think, and even more to talk.

"Why is this even your problem, anyway? Isn't this heap the property of one of those big Mauville megacorporations? Why does the Dewford gym leader have to clean it up?"



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Bonded, Bridgly [M]
POSTED ON Nov 25, 2023 2:28:52 GMT
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Oh, yeah, you were supposed to give Grigori a driving lesson on the way over here, huh?

You let out a low groan as you stir from your slumber, rubbing the sleep from your eyes as you slowly return to the land of the awake. In hindsight, it probably wasn't a good idea to pop those sleeping pills beforehand, but the van hasn't been wrapped around a tree, so it all worked out in the end. With a yawn, you stretch your arms as you glance over to Grigori, then out towards the road ahead, before finally settling on a green signs overhead.

"Next exit is in a half mile." You mumble, lifting Salandit off of your lap and lowering him down onto the dashboard of the car. "Just keep on keeping on, and you'll get there eventually."

Man, this might be the most nervous you've ever seen Grigori. But, hey, you weren't exactly calm and composed during your first driving lesson either. Granted, that was because you were self-taught, but that's neither here nor there. You nonchalantly lean back in your chair, idly rifling through your pockets as you do so.

"So, how are you finding driving? Pretty easy, right?"



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