PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #6

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Knight is answering all questions in character![break]

"What is your favorite way to travel?"

"Ohh, by foot so far! I don't really have any ride-mons set up yet. Well, no, that's not true. I did recently get a Wailord so I'm going to use him as my Surf-mon! I named him ART - I have this big book of names I carry around and-- Oh, the question? Uh... I like Thursday the best!"[break]

"What have been your missed opportunities in life so far?"

"Oh man, our school did a trip to Fortree last year and I couldn't go cause I had a really nasty stomach bug! I was so sad because it would have been a great chance to see home and see my parents. I moved to Slateport so I could go to this really nice school and my cousin goes as well and I met my best friend-- Wait, why did you stop writing?"[break]

"What’s the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?"

"Huh, best and worst? I dunno, I've never really had an interest in relationships really! I mean, I'm still a student at school and I'm not even eighteen yet. My mum used to say that I couldn't date until I was thirty years old because I'm her special lil guy and I'm trying to be good and stick to that as much as possible. Hey! Maybe we can count that as the best one? Hm, for the worst, though... Gee, that's kinda tough, you know? I can ring my cousin and ask her if you like? No? Oh, okay. You say my first answer was fine?"[break]

"Is the person you are now, the person you wanted to be when you were younger?"

"When I was little I wanted to be Piplup so I think I've detoured a bit from that! Hahaha, isn't it funny? I used to stick my arms into my PJ bottoms and waddle around the house making Piplup noises! I never really thought about something to be when I grew up beyond that though. If I can count an answer from me from a month ago, I'm very interested in joining the Rangers when I'm done with school! I'm currently doing a few Ranger stuff through my school, which is really cool... Yeah, sorry. Yeah I'm done."[break]

"Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?"

"Ooooh! Maybe?! I don't know-- Wait, it's ringing. Hey Cassandra Kubrick ? Yeah, you know you're one of my bestest best friends, yeah? I want you to know that I appreciate and care about you. What's that? Something to do with a survey? Uhhh, bad signal! Got to go! Haha, well, I did it! That was Cass! She's amazing!"[break]

"What is your go to karaoke song?"

"Oh! I love singing Do The Jigglypuff! Have you heard that school? What... Um, yeah, it's a kids song... But! It's really fun and catchy. And you can just dance silly and jump around and enjoy yourself! I love putting it on and having a little party with my Pokémon! You should try it sometime, I bet it'll help you feel energized and hyped up sometime!"[break]

"How have your parents shaped you? For better or for worse."

"Hmm? Shaped me? Like, if they made me a Circle type person or a Square type person? I never really thought about that before-- Oh! That's not what it means? Made me the kind of person I am today? I guess so, they gave me my first Pokémon after all! A Farfetch'd! His name is Fitzwilliam and I hatched him from an egg myself. So we've bonded pretty good together!"[break]

"What would you say to a deceased member of your Pokémon team if you had the opportunity?"

"Oh boy, that's not something I've had to worry about yet. I haven't loss any 'mons yet but I guess if I had and wanted to talk to them... I'd just tell them how great they are, how much I miss them and how lucky I was to be their trainer! Every Pokémon is awesome in its own way and to lose one... I really hope I don't have to go through that."[break]

"What do you think about when you're alone?"

"Nothing much? Whatever tickles my fancy at the time or whatever I'm occupied with at the time? Like, maybe my Pokémon or going out to catch something new or exploring a bit? Or hanging out with my cousin or friends, maybe Ranger stuff? I've met a few Rangers now and they're so awesome! My favourite is probably Loot Guard -- I bet you've heard of them because they're so awesome! They have the most amazing hair and their Pokémon are cool too!"[break]

"Tell me about a time when you truly felt safe?"

"I feel really safe at my Uncle's Dojo or when I'm with Thea and Cass! I feel safe with my Pokémon too. I trust them to protect me and I'll take care of them as well. Gee, I guess I'm pretty lucky that I feel safe plenty of times! I hope other people feel that way as well. It would suck to feel unsafe at home or at school, or to not have good friends or Pokémon to help you feel safe. Hmm... Maybe becoming a Ranger will help me keep other people safe so if they feel unsafe, they can rely on me! Yeah!"[break]

"Would you save our universe, even if it meant that all other universes would be destroyed?"

"Hahahahah, other universes aren't real-- Oh, you're serious? Um... Huh... I mean, I know this universe and I live in it so I guess? I don't know, does the other universe have stuff in it? Wait, did you just say there could be another me in another universe? I don't like the sound of that... That's kinda creepy. Does other me watch this me sleep at night? Ooh, I just got a shiver down my spine..."[break]

"Gut check: do you expect people to act in their own self-interest or in the interest of others?"

"Obviously in the interest of others! Self-interest is just selfish and doesn't help other people at all. It's better to help others if you're able to do so, that's the way I think it should be."[break]

"If someone really wanted to hurt you right now, what should they do?"

"Hurt my friends and family or take away my Pokémon. Hey, this is just a hypo... Hypofet... Hypofetikal? That's a word one of my teachers at school uses for made-up situations that aren't real but could be real. You're not planning to take my Pokémon, are you? Or hurt my friends? That wouldn't be very nice!"[break]

"Do you believe in the afterlife?"

"...I mean Ghost Pokémon exist so yes?"[break]

"What would the apocalypse look like or feel like for you?"

"I don't know what that word means? Oh, like, the end of the world? Everything is gone? Um... I guess it would mean nothingness? It wouldn't be much fun would it. Would there be no plants or whatever or anything either? Dunno if I would want to stick around for something like that, really. Eh, I'll skip it then!"[break]

"Do you have a suggestion for a future survey question? Please submit it below."

"Oh cool we get to suggest our own question... Hmm, well then, my question would be if someone would want to fight one thousand Durant sized Ursarings or one Ursaring sized Durant! Hahah, thanks for asking the questions, see you around! Bye!"[break]