Oscar was already regretting coming to this damn thing. It seemed like a good idea at first, he got a free ticket and if all went well he'd get to hang out with his good pals for BOYS NIGHT! But this intro put a bad taste in his mouth. Reality was a filtered dream? As soon as Oscar heard those words he winced. Did she just say that out loud? In front of all these people? What kind of 'row row row your boat' nonsense was that? Oscar turned away, determined to find his would-be companions before his cynicism ruined his night.

Oscar wouldn't be hard to find; he was wearing his go-to formal look of a black suit and tie with a red dress shirt. No need to rewrite the wheel here, he wasn't out to impress anyone. Oscar wandered through the observatory, people watching as he kept an eye out for THE BOYS. To his chagrin, Oscar's pokemon escort remained quite close. He didn't want to bring a pokemon at all, but this particular warrior insisted on coming along.

Wearing a top hat and a monocle, Darkside the grimmsnarl had forced his way into Oscar's company tonight. He had a strong feeling that a certain ummm--'rival' of his would be making an appearance tonight, and he wasn't going to give up the chance to engage her in um--wits once more. One might think the mighty hair troll looked nervous as he looked every which way for destined--'foe'. This was of course an illusion, grimmsnarls were never nervous--especially this one. 

Oscar groaned as Darkside stomped along side him. "Could you be any more intrusive? Ugh where are the guys I'm already sick of this place." 

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With everything hastily being finished, Oscar would wipe his hands together and withdraw Heatran before everything melted. He took out one last ball, standing by the door while releasing Mercy the blissey. 

"Fuck this place we're out boys!"

Oscar exited, while Mercy stood by ready to use her Healer abilities to ease everyone's fatigue. Upon passing her, she would provide a hefty smack on the bum to indicate a job well done.

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"No way really!?" 

Oscar pushed forward to take a peek at those tickets, he hadn't had a night out in a long time and the very thought of it filled him with energy. "Fuck yeah that looks awesome! Let's hurry up this shift so I can go look for an outfit."

Oscar threw out two pokeballs. One was a drifblim, and the other was the legendary avatar of molten earth Heatran. Yeah, that heatran. Mother fucker took up so much space too, and his very presence brought the temperature up to smoldering levels. It was a terrible burden, but it would be required to speed things up. Heatran's Laval Plume activated drifblim's Flare Boost, which sped up the balloon so much that it became a blur as it began washing dishes like a madman.

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REDEEMING

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1X ability capsule (to teach blissey Healer)

TOTAL

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Zac's Oranguru inspired Oscar a bit. His pokemon were out there causing chaos, and as hilarious as it was he couldn't possibly let it go on. Oscar marched out of the pop-up stand, snapping his fingers harshly.

His entire cabal appeared, standing or floating at attention. They knew better than to ignore one of his snaps. Oscar quick drew their pokeballs, withdrawing and snapping them back onto his belt in record time. With that settled, he stepped back inside and clapped his hands together.

"Alright what's next?"

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As Zac pointed out their intruder, Oscar's pokemon immediately turned all at once. Their eyes gleamed with bloodlust, having been taught to fight--not to cook. As his legion of pokemon glared its way, the Skwovet would soon regret stepping foot into this kitchen. They plunged forward. 

Problem was, Priam's pikachu already solved the problem. They were forced to abruptly stop their charge, which their momentum would not allow. The party crashed forward, toppling through the door and scattering out of the kitchen. Freed from their forced labor, Oscar's team would run amok outside in search of entertainment.

Oscar blinked before turning to Priam, "What happened to the Blastoise from the pyramid by the way?"

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REDEEMING

welcome to the poké mart!

1X Ability Capsule (to have my drifblim learn Flare Boost)

TOTAL

do come again!

0 PD

Everyone came in to give Oscar a hug, a gesture that for once Oscar appreciated. Oscar sniffed a bit, calming himself in the embrace of his coworkers. "Thanks guys, I needed this." His mood made an immediate turn around as Priam copped a feel though, egged on by his friend's offer to work out with him. Oscar's eyes turned to daggers as he looked Priam's way, his arms twitching as he fruitlessly tried to smack him on the head. 

"I don't need to work out! But yeah sure whatever." Oscar huffed as he took in the hug for a few moments more before wiggling free. "Alright guys, let's finish this shift so we can get back to our plots--I mean lives." Oscar Stepped out of the fridge, only to find Poyo has completely drenched several parts of the counter in acid. He slumped, "How many hours do we have left?"

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The kitchen was a continuous buzz as more orders came in. Oscar's Manectric, Doyle, and Toxtricity, Rampant, seemed to be in the middle of a disagreement. Rampant kept adding things to a dish, thinking that it was a bit bland and needed an enhancement (Plus). Meanwhile Doyle kept removing what Rampant added, insisting that the dish was fine enough as it was (Minus). The two would be glaring each other down in no time, a hair away from starting a brawl right there on the cooking floor.

And then there was Poyo the appletun, who wasn't sure what he was supposed to be working on and kept throwing up acid onto everything he could (Apple Acid). It was only by chance that he would eventually reach the correct dish, and even then he would continue to throw acid across the kitchen. 

Oscar's smashing became a lot more subdued, but conversely a good deal heavier. His voice now shook a bit as he bellowed, "Why didn't you fuckin' accept me for who I am! I'm a god damn human! Fuck dad why!? WHAT DID YOU WANT FROM ME!? Ach!" Oscar went silent as the sound of tools hitting the ground echoed across the kitchen. After a moment Oscar spoke out.

"I need an emergency hug, I was faking it before but I went too far! Fuck I went WAY too far."

It's true, Oscar had fixed the fridge almost immediately but didn't want to work so he faked his struggle with the fridge. Tapping into one's anger however could lead to dark places indeed, and poor Oscar tapped deeeeeeep. 

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REDEEMING

welcome to the poké mart!

1X Ability capsule (to teach manectric Minus)

TOTAL

do come again!

0 PD

By this point, Oscar's expletives had gone nonsensical. His epic battle with the fridge would make an already hectic kitchen more chaotic, and there weren't any signs of it concluding any time soon.

"You rasin frasin hummana cush cush barnoby fuck!"

ZRRRRRRRRRT! SPARK SPARK!

"Tim tam tom bom fappity wack!"

CRASH!

Oscar's most unlikely couple, Writhe the Frosmoth and Nostra the Crobat, ignored their master's hollering and worked on orders. They prepared a Swablu Shaved Ice together, Writhe chilling the dish with her Aurora Veil and Nostra vomiting Haze into the cup to make it looks spooky and shit. Trust me, it was gonna taste great--maybe.

SMASH!

"Jiminy FUCKIN' Christmas!"

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