papichulo grippin' culo
he/they
29
october 14
castelia city, unova
pansexual
personal trainer
civilian
it's like we go through the same shit every night
ROCKET POOL PARTY [MEGA THREAD]
POSTED ON Oct 6, 2021 23:21:49 GMT
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Andres took pause as both girls seemed more or less disappointed with his attempt at a pickup line. OR well, they were hung up on the set up and not very interested in the punch line. Ok, he got it. Not every line was a hit. But Andres had more than enough time to find something that was. “Aww c’mon I thought it was cute~” he said, glossing over the fact that the hostess was now annoyed with him and calling him an idiot. He’d heard worst, honestly. He nodded along with his friend. “Of course, it was a joke! We’ve only seen a couple of rooms so far, but this party looks amazing~” he said. That was genuine. [break][break]
He held back a laugh as the two ganged up on him and then Luka, a little more ditzy than usual, dind’t quite understand his pickup line either. Like, at all. Ah, but he doesn’t let that opportunity slide, gently tilting her chin up to lock eyes with him. “We can make purple if you put your tongue in my mouth~” It’s not really funny or clever if he had to explain it, so he decided to let her off there before turning back to the hostess, his real target. [break][break]
He gestured for her hand, not watching to touch her if she didn’t want to. “Tough crowd, but I won’t bore you too long, querida.” He liked to think that at the very least, he was good for a laugh. A drunken, mistaken, ad idea kind of laugh. But a laugh all the same. He picked up another shot slorping it down and chewing on the jello. They’re nice and cold, and he wants to pound them before they get lukewarm and sticky. “You said you planned this party, yes, Miss….uh…” he trailed off not exactly knowing her name but carried on like normal. “It must have been so stressful for you. Why don’t you join us at the pool. Sit down, relax. In fact, your boobs look heavy enough. Shall I hold them for you?”
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