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y o y o

cai

she/her

twenty-three

may 15

fortree

bisexual

herbalist

civilian

sénon game

engaged

596 height

slithers of wistful window gazes glint in borrowed light

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cait alfric

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POSTED ON Feb 17, 2019 14:09:19 GMT

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cait alfric +

https://www.serebii.net/pokedex-bw/type/fire.gif

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Aero

conrad

he/him

december 18

vermillion city, kanto

anything goes

errand boy

grunt

lost in thoughts

ALL ALONE

843 height

Embrace the dark you call a home, Gaze upon an empty, white throne

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priam conrad

LOVE CALCULATOR (HH)

POSTED ON Feb 17, 2019 14:39:01 GMT

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priam conrad + @desmond

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aero

dog boy

he/him

october 24

verdanturf

asexual

private investigator

champion

feel the fire deep within

you're the key to where my trust begins

2240 height

Join my dream it's just the right time, woah

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kyle lopez

LOVE CALCULATOR (HH)

POSTED ON Feb 17, 2019 14:40:42 GMT

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kyle lopez + @delphi

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i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.

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Deleted

LOVE CALCULATOR (HH)

POSTED ON Feb 17, 2019 18:04:09 GMT

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@sei1 +

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SHIV

GONGAGER

he/him

October 13

GONGAGA

gongaga-romantic

gongager

gongago

me?

gongaga

808 height

WHERE ARE UNOVA REMAKES

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shiv

LOVE CALCULATOR (HH)

POSTED ON Feb 17, 2019 21:42:38 GMT

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65%

Emma Wolfe + dominic sinclair

this relationship's good for a late night fling with subsequent follow ups. be careful. the more these flings occur, the more tangled the web will be... if you want to spice things up, try an electro web!

+ 2 heart scales for Emma Wolfe

68%

@senri + Stormy Silph

there's a reasonable chance of success here. as long as you treat each other nicely, unlike fernando's incessant bullying of stormy, everything should be a-ok.

+ 2 heart scales for Stormy Silph

60%

FERNANDO SILPH + kim cole-essam

political complexities aside, this union is hot, hot, hot! the hoenn news network might catch on, though. you wouldn't want to be a poster boy for this.

+ 2 heart scales for FERNANDO SILPH

70%

Lucas Lane + Emma Wolfe

the love machine believes this relationship to be possible; yet, one is obsessed with spiders and the other, with rocks. as long as each of your passions don't detract too much from each other, things should pan out decently.

i just don't know what would hurt more, though. love bites or a good ol' stoning?

+ 2 heart scales for Lucas Lane

100%

@delphi +

delphi and dragons go hand in hand. however, the love machine asks you to be cautious. if unforeseen, tickling the dragon's tail might end up with a dragon breath to the face even if the bond is strong!

+ 2 heart scales for @delphi

86%

persephone amavi + Lucas Lane

the love machine enjoys a romance between two nerds. maybe you two will be at the library, and, gasp! you two will reach for the same book! that coincidence can be enough to solidify your love.

+ 2 heart scales for persephone amavi

50%

@hades + jayde cross

this relationship is a 50/50 chance. on the one hand, it could be a fantastic marriage, built upon respect and stablity compared to the rest of the hoenn pantheon, or it could be one romanticized terribly by tumblr believing the kidnapping of persephone to be so wonderfully sentimental!

+ 2 heart scales for @hades

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spiral

silph

SIR

twenty-nine

august 12th

saffron

oppressive

silph co. ceo

council member

SALACIOUS

ALWAYS READY TO ROLL A NEW ONE

1997 height

POWER IS TAKEN, NEVER GIVEN—SO TAKE WHAT YOU ARE OWED

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FERNANDO SILPH

LOVE CALCULATOR (HH)

POSTED ON Feb 17, 2019 21:46:48 GMT

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FERNANDO SILPH + dahlia goode

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Ven

Lars

he / him / his

thirty-three

july 26

alto mare, johto

don’t know, don’t care

ranger & courier

ex-head ranger

tonight

is gonna be the loneliest

6’2 hair down, 6’4 hair up height

nessuno vince.

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Laurence Anderson

LOVE CALCULATOR (HH)

POSTED ON Feb 17, 2019 22:01:02 GMT

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Laurence Anderson + @fritz
(He's my ex, okay?!)

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i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.

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Deleted

LOVE CALCULATOR (HH)

POSTED ON Feb 17, 2019 23:29:32 GMT

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CALCULATING...

Roy Aker + @edea

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SHIV

GONGAGER

he/him

October 13

GONGAGA

gongaga-romantic

gongager

gongago

me?

gongaga

808 height

WHERE ARE UNOVA REMAKES

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shiv

LOVE CALCULATOR (HH)

POSTED ON Feb 17, 2019 23:41:06 GMT

88%

Thomas Benoit +

thomas doesn't just have bug pokemon, but he has also caught the love bug for his scizor! the relationship will find success, but should you anger the scizor, a swift bullet punch will end it all.

+ 2 heart scales for Thomas Benoit

100%

Rikiya Oshiro +

the love machine is scared. knowing that rikiya is a true hackerman, the algorithm accounts for the entry of "rikiya oshiro" and dutifully grants him a 100% compatibility with the electric-type.

+ 2 heart scales for Rikiya Oshiro

73%

dorian westcliff + @merlin

a pyromaniac and an esports professional is an interesting mix; however, their fiery passions can match. the question is, will their lips match too? the love machine thinks... maybe!!

+ 2 heart scales for dorian westcliff

100%

cait alfric +

93%

priam conrad + @desmond

woah. okay. i mean, if you're into it, sure. he's a handsome guy, sharply dressed, but like, if you want that sugar daddy dough, go for it!

+ 2 heart scales for priam conrad

41%

kyle lopez + @delphi

sad to say, but this relationship doesn't seem to be in the cards. you need to work some elbow grease to make this one happen. now, if there was a dragon-type eeveelution maybe the love machine would believe this to be a lot more possible...

+ 2 heart scales for kyle lopez

24%

@sei1 +

no matter how enraptured you are with this pokemon, this relationship will not go well. the moment yveltal passes on, your life energy is going to be siphoned from your decaying body to build its next cocoon before it births itself once more.

i mean, it's kind of romantic, i suppose?

+ 2 heart scales for @sei1

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i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.

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Deleted

LOVE CALCULATOR (HH)

POSTED ON Feb 17, 2019 23:49:46 GMT

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CALCULATING...

@delphi + mateo martinez

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SHIV

GONGAGER

he/him

October 13

GONGAGA

gongaga-romantic

gongager

gongago

me?

gongaga

808 height

WHERE ARE UNOVA REMAKES

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shiv

LOVE CALCULATOR (HH)

POSTED ON Feb 18, 2019 3:56:57 GMT

66%

FERNANDO SILPH + dahlia goode

the love machine believes one of the two will always run from the other. it has generated this result by taking into consideration, how the romance system is split into a couple parts. a constant calculation subtraction of where the computer is telling the heart to go ("where it isn't") and it's current location ("where it is"). this is the calculation for "deviation". this calculation is always happening because one of the hearts is always moving.

+ 2 heart scales for FERNANDO SILPH

79%

Laurence Anderson + @fritz

despite being exes, that doesn't mean the fire can't be rekindled. make up, move on, or start afresh. nevertheless, the love machine believes the compatibility to be decent, considering you've been together before!

+ 2 heart scales for Laurence Anderson

77%

Roy Aker + @edea

there's a high chance of getting together, according to the love machine. at first, things may seem lackluster, but the more you put effort into the relationship, the more beautiful it will become. much like roy's first foray into being a ranger for the league.

+ 2 heart scales for Roy Aker

89%

@delphi + mateo martinez

the love machine wishes, and wishes with all its heart, to have you two fly with dragons in a land apart. the love machine believes an effective first date would be a dragon ride through the clouds...

+ 2 heart scales for @delphi

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