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MEGAMIND [RESEARCH]
POSTED ON Nov 4, 2021 15:32:46 GMT
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Zac frowned, distressed by the implications of the image.

"Uhhh, you haven't had any visitors, have you? Maybe a floating girl with a laugh like this?" Zac did his best impression of 's signature, condescending laugh. 

While he had no idea how Chryssa could have snuck into see Xantho, the similarity between the alien's drawing and her OC at their Mystery Dungeons and Dragons game was uncanny. 

"So what's it called?" he asked, skeptical. Zac knew the creature only as Guillotine Flatflipper, the Lvl 1 Warlock/Rogue, Slayer of the Fair Maiden and soon-to-be-lover of High Magister Balerio. 



 

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petalburg pride parade [pc]
POSTED ON Oct 31, 2021 11:48:57 GMT
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"Thanks a bunch!" Zac said, taking the offered Ace Trainer Card. Lacking a shirt, he tucked it into his sock. "Listen mates, I'm sure we can find some common ground and all get along, right?" he asked the Ace Trainers. "Uhhh, everyone likes magic, right? Nyx! Show 'em a magic trick for the final round and we can smooth all this over." He turned to call over his Hypno, but the Pokemon was gone. "Nyx?" Zac called, looking around.

A streak of lewd pink shot through the crowd.

It shot past again, slicker, pinker, and faster than a freshly waxed Mew. 

"Where are you mate? You're gonna miss the final round of the contest. I promised these guys a magic trick!"

Unbeknownst to Zac, Nyx had already done his final round appeal. He'd used Metronome, and had used the perfect finishing move: 
Rock Polish. 

Now free from the restrictions of hair and wind resistance, the polished Hypno sprinted through the crowd in a Usainian display of speed and agility, ducking and weaving between the shocked and aroused(?) onlookers.

"Wow! So fast!" said one of the diverse mob characters. "I've never seen anything move so quickly!" exclaimed another, holding hands with their same-sex partner. "He doesn't have any clothes or fur, but that's okay because he's a Pokemon," said a third, equally representative member of the crowd. 

They were not only right, but validated, as Nyx shot past again, his naked, pink form transformed into a mere smear of outrageous speed.



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PROGRESSIVE (進歩的) MICHIKO'S PANTRY RAIDERS
POSTED ON Oct 31, 2021 11:44:35 GMT
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"Hahahahaha! Oh Sparkles, we Dunsparce don't care about a little sunlight," Kibou said, laughing heroically as his eyes streamed with sandy tears. "My spawner used to say that we Dunsparce only live underground because the sun fears our true strength!" He laughed again, louder this time and turned to see why Sparkles wasn't saying 'Wow!'.

In a display of stunning good sense, Sparkles had already left. Kibou searched around for his teammates, and noticed a splotch of pink and a smear of blue huddled around a big blob of grey and brown. 

"That's right, too strong, if you can believe that," Kibou repeated, shuffling his way over to what he assumed were Sparkles and Niamh. "Why, if we chose to live outside then the sun would be too terrified to rise each morning!" 

With a powerful chuckle, the sweating Kibou ran straight into the pile of stones.

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petalburg pride parade [pc]
POSTED ON Oct 26, 2021 14:08:03 GMT
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"Don't worry gays, let me handle this," Zac said, giving a 4-way wink to his partying friends. "I've got an Ace up my sleeve."

Zac approached the Ace Trainers, passing by Nyx the Hypno, who was sitting on the edge of the float while he chugged a Feraligatrade,  recovered from his intense exertion. 

"Howzit goin' my fellow Aces, these party people are with me," Zac said. He put on his most unaroused expression and reached up to pull out his 'Asexual Trainer Card' from where he always kept it, tucked safely into the sleeve of his trusty shirt—

—Zac's shirt was gone. Torn off in the glittery hurricane and then shredded by 's Bisharp. Instead of being able to present the documentation required to claim asexuality, now he might as well be just another shirtless, greased-up himbo.

The chill of the Ace Trainers cut Zac to his core. 

"Uhhh, can you take my word for it?" he asked, trying his most charming smile.

The Ace Trainers were Unaffected. 



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petalburg pride parade [pc]
POSTED ON Oct 26, 2021 1:55:45 GMT
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Hypno's pale ruff swelled with the cumulative energy of all the exposed pecs, tits, chests, and nips. His fur grew a few shades redder, almost as red as Zac's hair, and certainly moving him into first place on the color spectrum.

But all that red-hot energy had to go somewhere.

Nyx opened his mouth and let loose a terrifying Hyper Beam that shook the air and soared up into the sky where it detonated inside one of the rain clouds.

The light from the attack flashed inside the cloud like gay lightning, coloring the sky in rainbow shades of red, crimson, magenta, dark pink, and cinnabar.



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petalburg pride parade [pc]
POSTED ON Oct 25, 2021 7:34:10 GMT
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Why stop at windswept hair

As the gorgeous, glittering scales of the Red Gyarados get the crowd all riled up, Nyx the Hypno sees an opportunity to get things really wild. 

After swiftly gaining consent from the audience via telepathy, Nyx weaves his Psychic influence into the ongoing Hurricane, whipping it up into a whirling, glittering storm of Red energy that tears off the shirts of all willing participants in the pride parade.

"What a rippa!" shouted Zac, shirtless and proud to be part of such a fun and raucous event. "I've gotta incorporate some of these ideas into my next biome contest!"



PSYCHIC: +4 Hearts - Quite an appealing move. Clever. 



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petalburg pride parade [pc]
POSTED ON Oct 24, 2021 1:56:08 GMT
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Zac and his sparkly pink Hypno were hauled up onto the pride float. One of the bisexual lesbians came over to squeeze Zac's muscles, and the other ran her manicured fingers through Nyx's sparkly fur, showering those nearby with cascades of inclusive glitter. 

Encouraged by the warm welcome into the community, Nyx fist pumped the air with a shimmering ICE PUNCHwhich flash-froze the glitter from his fur into a flurry of little snowflakes. 



ICE PUNCH: +4 Hearts - Quite an appealing move. Beautiful. 



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At night, we hone our style [Closed]
POSTED ON Oct 19, 2021 3:01:15 GMT
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"A weak Pokemon? Yeah I gotcha." He dug around in his bag and pulled out a Pokeball. He tossed it underarm to Balder. Inside the ball was a Komala.

Zac had been carrying the Komala around waiting for the next time he and did one of their meditation sessions. They were looking into the Pokemon's ability to fight while sleeping, but hadn't had a chance to check out Zac's Komala. He didn't even know what moves it had yet. 

"Should be a perfect candidate! Little fella's never even been in a battle, as far as I know"





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POSTED ON Oct 19, 2021 2:25:03 GMT
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TIMESKIP TO APRIL - After Excursions

Zac and Kaz returned to see Xantho regularly, but it wasn't until a few months later that they tried to question him again.

In the interim, they had left him with everything an alien living in a cave could need. Stacks of magazines, newspapers, and romance novels, a Rotom fridge stocked full of meat-less food, and heartfelt company.

Zac's Sylveon and Chatot had been living with  Xantho, protecting him from anything that may have come investigating, as well as holding the man's hands and patting his back with its calming tendrils.

Chatot was there for emotional support too, and had picked up dozens of encouraging phrases from its time with Zac. 
"You can do it mate!" squawked the Chatot as Zac and Kazimir entered the homey cave. "Ninety-nine percent of success is just getting out of bed!" 

"How's it going Xantho. Find anything interesting?" Zac asked, indicating the reading material. Zac was still bent on finding a place for the alien in their world. A career, a job, a hobby. Even an unhealthy obsession! Surely anything would be preferable to sitting in a cave all day.




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POSTED ON Oct 19, 2021 2:08:02 GMT
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"That's a pretty good idea," Zac said, scratching his beard as he mulled it over. "It's much higher than most forests, with unique local Pokemon and formation. An enclosed, vertical battleground. Very interesting..." Zac was finding it hard to thing amidst the overwhelming heat. Steam swirled around them like bonfire smoke, and as he ran a hand through his hair a cascade of sweat washed down his back.  

"I've already got the next biome contest lined up as somewhere a little colder, but I'll definite head back and survey the tree again. If we can sneak in a big group it could be pretty crazy! Hell, I'm sure I have a few contacts in Sootopolis who can give us a hand."

As the heat built around them, Zac was almost at his limit. He grabbed two more of the green popsicles from the Rotom freezer and stuck both of them in his mouth, hoping the brain freeze would counteract the heat. 

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THE GREAT HOENN DILF OFF
POSTED ON Oct 19, 2021 1:53:35 GMT
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Zac wiped away some of his tears, still chuckling at the hilarious cheesy lines from 's Dad and the barrage of jokes from . "Wish I'd brought my pepper spray, because you guys are a riot!" he said, as his wild grin threatened to dislodge the fake mustache that Zac had stuck over his existing facial hair. 

"But while I don't have anything to defend myself from your deadly senses of humor, I do have Sneg!" Zac pointed up to the three vacant-eyed heads of his Exeggutor. Each of the faces wore a luxurious fake mustache. "I wanted to bring Kibou but I had to bring Sneg for legal reasons, in case I die during the contest," Zac said. He managed to keep his expression deadpan for a few seconds before his trademark grin bubbled to the surface along with the punchline. "After all, he's the Exeggutor or my will."

"And I know how it feels to be getting on in years. I've been finding myself drawn to wild locations." He waved to , his partner in crime when it came to ruin raiding. "We've been out in the desert, exploring, digging into ancient tombs. I've been trying to recapture the excitement of my youth. Call it a pyramid life crisis," he said, chuckling.

"And do you know the best footwear for exploring the desert?" Zac asked. "Sandals!" He took a few steps towards the crowd, his sock/sandal combo clearly visible.

The sandals were clearly worn, and the socks had a fossil pattern which matched the living Omanytes swimming across his Alolan shirt. The 'matching' socks and shirt combo were kept apart by a dark brown belt and a pair of khaki board shorts, which gave the outfit the impression of stratified stone.   

" !" Zac called, waving to the trainer. "You should get that Blaziken behind a barbecue. I bet he'd be a champion. Nothing groovier than a flame-grilling chicken!" 

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+ Accepted four Dad Mustaches
+ Said the word 'groovy'
+ Made at least 3 dad jokes
+ Wore board shorts, socks with sandals, and a Hawaiian shirt
+ Gave someone advice they didn't ask for
+ Thought briefly about exploring as a kid


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William of Whispers [Gym]
POSTED ON Oct 14, 2021 2:00:14 GMT
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Zac shivered as the foreboding breath of Rotom's Ominous Wind slid up the back of his neck. There was something intensely personal about ghost Pokemon. Their connection to death and reality, left an imprint of humanity on their actions. Maybe that was why people were afraid of them. Like clowns, mannequins, and mirror images, there was just something a little too familiar about them.

Familiar, and yet subtly wrong.    

"Everyone needs friends, mate. I think what you're doing is great. They're a bit like kids, ay? We bring them into the world, so there's an obligation to look after them."

The Ominous Wind sliced at Spectrier, ripping at his phantom hide, while a burst of ghostly flame lit the arena like winter fireworks. The flames singed Spectrier's long braids, and Zac caught a whiff of burnt hair. It smelled like ancient incense, lingering long past the wake.

The flames licked of Kibou, who flopped away, Digging down into the soft earth to escape any further attacks. 

pi0twPvM Dig on Chandelure

Spectrier's form was beginning to waver, damaged by the assault. Scraps of his torn shadow coalesced before the creature's nose, squashing together into a tight, shimmering ball. With a neigh that echoed down unseen canyons, the Shadow Ball cut through the darkness, soaring towards Chandelure.
 

 Shadow Ball on Chandelure

Burdock was hit by Ominous wind and Flame Burst
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POSTED ON Oct 8, 2021 1:14:29 GMT
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"Hmmmm," Zac said, mulling over the idea. "Not...that I remember..." he said, searching the little corners of his memory. "I don't recall anyone ever sending out their partner. Normally they appear in a flash of light or in a pink fog or something." 

"Bulu just appears in nearby greenery whenever I think about them." 
Zac looked over to where Tapu Bulu was now snoozing on one of the thick branches. As he watched, a Phantump floated out of a gap in the tree structure and settled down next to Bulu. The legendary snoozed on. 

This line of questioning seemed familiar. It reminded Zac of when he had tried to draw info out of Fernando Silph. Thankfully for Sam, Zac was a bit more talkative. He smiled at Sam, and took a shot in the dark. "So which legendary did you catch?"


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PRECISION BADGE // HUNT FOR FOSSILS #2
POSTED ON Oct 7, 2021 1:55:02 GMT
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To the untrained eye, Zac's newest find may appear to be a piece of tail. But he knew better.

What was the tail bone connected to? That's right, the body bone, and this body was 100% bone. 

Big bones, little bones, bones that climb on rocks. Zac pulled out the extra long, super XL fossil, that was really two fossils fused into one. It hadn't just been a Fat Stack of fossils, but a veritable buffet of bones. A feast of fossils. Three right on top of one another? 

What a crazy, random happenstance! But sometimes things just lined up like that. Greg was also there. 
 
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Tail Piece (61-90): 1

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POSTED ON Oct 7, 2021 1:47:13 GMT
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Another piece of sharp, toothy rocky. 

Zac wasn't disappointed though. On the contrary, if he was attacked by that turtle from last time he had plenty of extras. 

As they pulled out the head piece, Zac saw something underneath. Could it be? This must be what the kids call a 'Fat Stack', he thought, pulling out the second fossil that had been hidden right underneath the first. 

He checked it, making sure it wasn't a head piece. It had clear, defined rib lines. Hardy, thick vertebra, and a spine arch that went on for days. A fossil of this quality would give any paleontologist a professional boner. 
 
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Body Piece (31-60): 0

Tail Piece (61-90): 0

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