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POSTED ON Jun 19, 2020 15:24:07 GMT

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Thread Link: training, iii[break]
Thread Type: solo wild thread - 1 page[break]
Berry: aspear berry[break]
Berry Effect: teaches a level up move[break]
Thread Summary: valerio trains his dragapult

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POSTED ON Jun 19, 2020 15:21:00 GMT

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Thread Link: the legend of the last dragon slayer with @nova[break]
Thread Type: mission thread - 1 page[break]
Berry: pecha berry[break]
Berry Effect: allows you to change your pokemon's forme (alolan/galarian, rotom, wormadam, lycanroc, etc.) alongside any applicable abilities or moves. forme changes that only affect the pokemon's appearance are exempt from requiring a purchase.[break]
Thread Summary: valerio meets a stalker in the middle of his mt. chimney training

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POSTED ON Jun 19, 2020 15:13:48 GMT

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Selena Desmarais ’s BLAZIKEN’s ability changes from BLAZE to SPEEDBOOST
Selena Desmarais ’s WORMADAM changes GRASSY CLOAK to TRASH CLOAK
Selena Desmarais ’s G. FARFETCH’D changes form from GALARIAN to REGULAR
Selena Desmarais ’s RAPIDASH changes form from REGULAR to GALARIAN
Valerio Dachev ’s EXEGGUTOR changes form from REGULAR to ALOLAN
Selena Desmarais ’s AUDINO forgets KNOCK OFF and learns a TM move: ECHOED VOICE
Valerio Dachev ’s YAMASK changes form from REGULAR to GALARIAN

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Valerio’s Gachapon

POSTED ON Jun 19, 2020 12:26:38 GMT

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redeeming togepi, yamask, and golbat

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Starvation Tatics [M/O]

POSTED ON Jun 18, 2020 19:20:18 GMT

The frown was already visible from Jonathan’s position who just landed from the speedboat that brought him to the ghost island. His exeggutor is safe in a ball in his inner pocket, a perk from his trunks that his partner may find crude despite being clever while the kingdra emerged from the waters in a television-worthy fashion. Seconds after he mentioned the lady’s monicker, which Kaida failed to acknowledge, perhaps intentionally, he realized how iffy she was with the subject and proceeded with the first things in her survival guide list.

“Aye, aye, cap.” The man responded with full voice. Kaida should know by now that she had a difficult partner to deal with—Jonathan, or at least the person beneath the facade, is a person that is hard to contain. “So you’re afraid of the dark? Is that what feels like... you know... after that?”

There was no need to mention it explicitly because he understood what those eyes from the shore meant: the experience was not at all exciting. But Valerio could not help but be curious because despite the fulfillment he had competing that day in the beauty contest, it seemed like the operation below ground was more action-filled and exciting. Rockets could fill him in with the intriguing details, but the initial strangeness with the older rocket seemed to hinder him from attaining meaningful friendships.

Kaida whisphered.

Jonathan heard it but he was not sure if she was talking to him or the ekans. But he definitely smelled something. “That smelled foul and toxic. Are there skuntanks on this island?”

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let’s play pretend [s]

POSTED ON Jun 18, 2020 15:43:20 GMT

With flair and charm, Jonathan Aquil entered the safari institution with his trusted partner grumpig. Eyeing the personnel who was manning the counter, he nodded with some recognition as his grumpig threw in his league card. His picture was a lot younger than what he looked like in real life, but it was enough for the counter guy to allow him entrance to the esteemed safari zone of Hoenn.

It was still an hour short of noontime and it was perfect for a little pokémon hunting and a picnic.

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Starvation Tatics [M/O]

POSTED ON Jun 18, 2020 8:43:45 GMT

Rather than volunteering for this deserted island challenge, Valerio—or perhaps his younger, sexier, more public, more charming counterpart, Jonathan Aquil—was invited by segment producers to take part in this ludicrous stunt of survival. As a rocket member, money was especially hard for someone like Valerio who just rose from gruntship to being an associate especially after the change-of-leadership fiasco from before. As a league trainer under the guise of Jonathan, however, he was able to clinch gigs like this that surely made ends meet.

All he needed was to say “yes.”

And so when it was his time to arrive at the lifeless island tens of miles away from the nearest civilization in Pacifidlog, he welcomed a snow-haired lady with nothing but his trunks and his partners, Lisa the Alolan exeggutor and Naya the kingdra.

“Hey there!” He called, lips curving to a vibrant smile. “I’m your partner here, I’m Jonathan.”

And then his smile turned with curious curvature. “Wait, are you the Kaida Adachi? The one who returned from the dead?”

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Valerio's Tracker

POSTED ON Jun 18, 2020 7:23:47 GMT

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CATCH 'EM AWARDS

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note: you must have the pokemon in your pc at the time of redeeming your award. pokemon earned from wilds, safari threads, the black market, missions, events and gachapon threads are applicable for the following awards. lastly, dual-type pokemon can count for both type awards.[break][break][break]

	HAYFEVER (50 PD)[break] catch 5 grass-typed pokemon.[break][break] (1/5)[break] a!exeggutor[break]
	SELKIE-TAKER (50 PD)[break] catch 5 fairy-typed pokemon.[break][break] (1/5)[break] sh!togepi[break]
	PIKACHU FAN (75 PD)[break] catch 3 pokemon in the pikachu evo. line.[break][break] (0/3)
	BIDOOF'S BEST BUDDY (75 PD)[break] catch 3 pokemon in the bidoof evo. line.[break][break] (0/3)
	GOT MILK? (75 PD)[break] catch 3 miltanks.[break][break] (0/3)
	EEVEE ENTHUSIAST (75 PD)[break] catch all 8 eeveelutions.[break][break] (0/8)

SITE SYSTEM AWARDS

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	NASTY PLOTTER (25 PD)[break] post in plotters 25 times.[break][break] (7/25)
	THREE HOUSES (25 PD)[break] complete 3 threads with the same pair (or group) of characters (not including your own). in other words, you need to have three of the same characters in three threads.[break][break] (3)
	WHAT'RE YA BUYIN? (10 PD)[break] buy 5 pokemon from the black market.[break][break] (0/5)
	WHAT'RE YA SELLIN? (10 PD)[break] sell 10 pokemon to the black market.[break][break] (2/10)[break] pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/post/109404[break] pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/post/114782
	GREEN THUMB (50 PD)[break] harvest at least 10 berries.[break][break] (2/10)[break] first 5[break] pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/post/115064[break] pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/post/129291
	KLINK IN THE MACHINE (100 PD)[break] complete 10 pokejobs.[break][break] (4/10)[break] pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/thread/11504/safari-traps-pj[break] pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/thread/13411/pacifidlog-post-pj[break] pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/thread/12658/mossdeep-space-pj[break] pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/thread/11628/yoga[break]

EVENTS & ROLLS

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	CRITICAL SUCCESS (50 PD)[break] roll a 100 in an event/mission.
	MAX REPEL (10 PD)[break] roll losing numbers in swarm threads 5 times in a row.[break][break] (3/5)[break] pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/thread/13410/arcanine-swarm-bovine-blessings[break] pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/thread/13198/cinderace-swarm-bovine-blessings[break] pkmn-hoenn.boards.net/thread/12586/magcargo-swarm-bovine-blessings[break]

PLOT-RELATED

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LEAGUE ENDORSEMENT[break]
receive an endorsement from the league.

ACTIVE GYM BADGES / BATTLE AWARDS

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	SKYRIDER BADGE[break] be awarded the badge by the gym leader
	DEMON BADGE[break] be awarded the badge by the gym leader
	SILPH BADGE[break] be awarded the badge by the gym leader
	MYSTERY BADGE[break] be awarded the badge by the gym leader
	SMELL YA LATER (50 PD)[break] lose against your character's ic rival in a battle.

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processed shop

POSTED ON Jun 18, 2020 6:46:51 GMT

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capture items
3x gacha ticket » -150 PD
10x premium ball » -100 PD
prem. safari ticket » -50 PD

eight weeks berry
1x salac berry » -50 PD

total adjustments -350 PD

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Devouring Sea [M/TOS/O]

POSTED ON Jun 18, 2020 6:32:08 GMT

Valerio exchanged meaningful glances with his grumpig before the hog understood what his trainer wanted to say. Stay here, help the dinosaur, patrol the seas. It would have groaned, but the added pressure of paddling in the seas was too much for it to waste much more energy.

Naua helped Valerio reached the fighting ring while his companion depended on his armaldo. The pair rushed getting in the arena to watch the next fight involving muscle man and a lanky lad—a match that would have produced obvious results if not for Valerio’s fondness to the unexpected.

“Since we’re here, I say we take a little bet as well.” He nudged Rex, a little gamble would be fun. “Mine’s on the gangling guy.”

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ROOT OF THE MATTER (UU)

POSTED ON Jun 16, 2020 4:25:57 GMT

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Having heard of the explosion from the basement floors, Valerio—still dressed up as Vanessa—was certainly sure that it came from the Slateport murdering clown.

“Oops, it’s time to leave!” As the image of the tree glowing in blue and wrecking in half permeated through his peripheral vision, the rocket-in-drag scurried with her kingdra towards the open clearing where spectators and other contestants gather. She called her drampa, Genesis, and wait for fellow rocket members to appear in case they needed emergency lift.

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Devouring Sea [M/TOS/O]

POSTED ON Jun 15, 2020 18:48:21 GMT

It would be understandable if Valerio’s partner ended up dilly-dallying by the seawater especially when all he wanted to do was watch the underground—or in this case—underwater matches that persisted in the makeshift rings of Pacifidlog.

The ad was a bit misleading. Although it said they would be working with people running the secret facility, they did not specify the job description as boxing bouncers. On the back of his mind, at least, the pay was handsome.

“I can still see your long face even when it’s dark.” Valerio teased the younger guy.

He was floating by the sea with the help of his kingdra, Naua. Hair was bunned, his muscled built shimmered with the glimmering lights from the distant buildings of the town center. He wore nothing but trunks to keep his casual clothes dry in a nearby rock in case authorities questioned his curious presence in the area. His partner grumpig, which for some reason he has not named yet, was paddling with its tiny legs to float on the sea. The CALM MIND it used earlier was helpful in maintaining its balance.

Somehow sharing the same sentiments, he thought what might lighten their mood as they do their rounds. “How about we sneak in for a bit while everyone’s busy? It’s not like we can’t do our jobs while watching the match, right? I think people won’t even notice.”

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valerio’s umbrarium

POSTED ON Jun 15, 2020 17:31:46 GMT

In another adventure of Valerio and his dragons and his love for video games, there was an attempt to teach his dracozolt how to play videogames. But the fossil pokémon, who was more bird than dragon, cannot fully comprehend the basics of this shooter video game.

“Character have hitboxes so you don’t have to be very accurate at where you’re shooting. You just need to hit them as much as you could.”

Shriek.

“Do you understand what I’m saying?”

Shriek.

“Are you just gonna answer me that?”

Shriek.

“Fuck this shit.”

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