BIOME BADGE GYM CHALLENGE - URBAN [BC]

i used to dream in the dark of palisades park

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glitch maverick
BIOME BADGE GYM CHALLENGE - URBAN [BC]
POSTED ON May 24, 2021 10:33:16 GMT
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finally the hard part of it all seemed to be a little bit over. the appeal rounds like that were always going to be the hardest and while he felt like he royally fucked it up he still got a reward from it all. well, a reward that would help him out with getting the next round completed. it was some snacks for another baby pokemon round. fuuuuuuuuuuck he was so tired of baby pokemon. especially since his baby daddy already didn't support poor little missy. wherever she might be. but if no one else was going to step up and grab an infant he would be the first to go out and do so.

"i'll take a trubbish! after all they might be native to this sort of place but finding them a safe home probably isn't as easy since a lot of people seem to think they're gross. but i think they're kind of cute." even if they were kind of smelly. carefully he picked up the garbage pokemon and squished it gently in his hands. "i'll find you a good home, don't you worry about it little buddy." after all if he chose the harder to place pokemon maybe that would end up giving him some bonus points. for all he knew this was a whole setup for something else. man this thing felt kind of soggy.

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Gavin Merlino
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Cillian Quinn
BIOME BADGE GYM CHALLENGE - URBAN [BC]
POSTED ON May 25, 2021 2:17:53 GMT
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When the back of the van opens, Gavin is drawn immediately to a familiar species.

Cunning and quiet, the Nickit attempts to hide behind the other Pokemon — unfortunately for it, Gavin spots the russet fur, the gleam of its eyes in the shadows. He lifts it up, scratching the kit behind its ears.

He can't admit the real reason for choosing it, so—

"Nickit. It's in the name — they like to, well, nick things, yeah? And that's not going to go over well with other Pokemon. So I figure my Klefki and I can teach it a few things about using its talent to safely survive."

Klekfi jingles, its contributions enthusiastic despite no one being able to understand them.

Gavin cradles the squirming menace against his chest, allowing it to burrow against his armpit where it feels sort of like it's hiding, at least.

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61-70: Your baby will constantly try to escape!
(wow, i wrote the post before seeing the roll, the accuracy-)

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POSTED ON May 25, 2021 15:13:25 GMT
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there really was only one choice for kyle.

everything adds up with his experience of its species, the relative ease of 'caring' for one of them, and general knowledge of how they work. with his nimble fingers, he gently picks up its lightbulb body and greets it face-to-face with a grin.

"nice to meet you, bud. you're going to be with me for a while now."



he has had multiple rotoms in his elite four chamber before, though none of the people who had been inside has ever seemed to notice. for the most part, their maintenance mostly includes feeding them power and giving them a good electronic home.

kyle feels like he's going to ace this challenge, failing to realize the part where it's a baby and none of the behaviors they should exhibit during adulthood applies just yet.

now he just needs to figure out how to effectively use the leash given to him, alongside with the can of cola. he tries to put it on the rotom, but it just drops right through it.

he smiles through the pain. he'll figure it out some way or another.

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  • choosing rotom
  • Your baby won't stop crying! It will use a noisy move at least 3 times during your post, disturbing people nearby.




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BIOME BADGE GYM CHALLENGE - URBAN [BC]
POSTED ON May 27, 2021 17:33:29 GMT
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so he needed to find... two babies a home. no problem! he had two arms after all. and this place would be easy peasy for finding trubbish some homes. after all, he was sure there were other trubbish just hanging around this place. he would just need to find them. so scooping up the other trash bag infant he tried to survey the location a bit. "joycon, can you give me a data survey? they've gotta keep tabs on where these little guys grow up after all." with a beeping sound joycon connected to a local wifi hotspot, downloading the pokemon geographic data for the area. after all there were people who lived their entire lives counting out where pokemon hung out. and that data was part of the biome or whatever. and so was the wifi since it was here. technology was absolutely banging.

his phone beeped and he struggled to grab it as the trubbish were in his arms. this wasn't going to work at all. he needed his hands free for using the phone to track the data... idea. he walked back into the convenience store and grabbed a couple of the weird little freezer bags that they sold, large and comfortable enough to contain two baby trubbish as he turned them into a weird sling as he walked out, securing the two infants nicely. now they could see and be seen and now he would have the free hands to use the location gps that joycon had managed to send him. he wasn't concerned with what anyone else was doing with their babies. they were all mostly capable adults that could deal with their hands being full.

though he was getting sort of sick of hearing the other babies cry every few moments. he was glad that while he had two of them the trubbish seemed well enough behaved. "i'll see you guys in a bit!" with a wave he headed off, following his phones instructions as joycon hovered overhead, surveying the area to see if it could find anything. sourball rolled next to it's trainer, keeping an eye out for wayward pokemon that might cause a bit of trouble. after all they'd started heading down back alleys and a few harder to reach areas. whenever the trubbish began to get fussy glitch would pat them gently, wanting to save the snacks he'd gotten for when they got to their actual destination.

he was actually kind of surprised to see that it wasn't a garbage dump sort of location. but instead seemed to be a weird... not exactly a park but not exactly not a park area? it was like the kind of place you would look over the side of a footbridge and go 'oh, that looks nice.' but also realize that its about a fifteen foot drop into what could be a small questionable water stream. but it still looked nice. but that was where the gps stopped and that was where joycon hovered down, beeping that they had reached their destination. it was the strange kind of urban mixture of nature and concrete that glitch himself appreciated a lot.

but now he needed to get down there himself. there wasn't metal that he could use to zoom himself down like he did earlier in the match on top of sourball. so carefully he made sure the babies were secure before climbing down himself. small footholds on the concrete wall where a large drainage pipe was located made it a little bit easier. but the concrete hurt his hands and his shoes were not made for digging into things like that. nonetheless he managed not to slip too much until the very end, clinging to the trubbish babies as he landed hard on the ground. if anything they seemed to enjoy the fall, clapping their little hands.

little shits. at least he seemed to be in the right place. carefully he dug the little trubbish out of the sling and set them on the ground. "hello?" he watched as the little infants began to run around the place, smacking each other and other things with their long arms. at leat they were having fun. it was a big day of, 'at leasts', it seemed. he didn't see any other trubbish around and so he thought they were probably in hiding. after all he would be in hiding if a strange dude came and dropped off two babies. but he hopefully had something for that. digging out the bag of snacks from his bag he handed a couple of them to the trubbish and then scattered the rest on the ground. sort of like some sort of bait as he looked around.

now he started to look around the place in earnest. it seemed like it was a good place. that tunnel was like, shelter or whatever. poking around some of the plants he saw some fat berries fall onto the ground, alerting the attention of the trubbish to the sound as they hurried over and started to eat them. they were messy eaters but he figured that was because they were babies and because they were trubbish. it was then from the tunnel that he heard a groan and grumble from the tunnel, fat footsteps coming out as the smell of garbage followed.

"ew ew ew ew..." he whispered to himself as a large garbador came out from the tunnel, followed my lots of small little trubbish. immediately they went to the snacks that glitch had dropped. hopping happily as they shoved them in their mouth. the infant trubbish paused their eating, running behind glitch to hide from the strangers. "go on then... that's your family." gently he leaned down and nudged the infants closer to the trash family that stared at them. "they're waiting for you." it was kind of... sad... that he was going to have to let them go. but at the same time he knew it was what they needed. a few squeaks from the wild trubbish made the infants behind him perk up.

he watched as they waddled quickly towards the large family group, that apparently they were now apart of. "see? easy peasy. food, shelter, and a loving family. now how the hell do i get out of there?" with a sigh he tried to climb back up to the waiting sourball who had managed to watch from up there. after all there was a few hand holds. but, once again he fell flat before he could actually get up there. but luckily as he started to try again he felt something lift him, the gardobor giving him a helping hand out of their home. "uh, thanks." carefully he brushed himself off and turned to stare down at the new family. at least he had done something good. with a small wave he smiled and headed back to the group, making sure to snap a picture and video of the new trash family and sending it to for his viewing pleasure.


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BIOME BADGE GYM CHALLENGE - URBAN [BC]
POSTED ON May 28, 2021 0:57:26 GMT
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That whole thing was rough to say the least. Never had Salem played a game of ‘soccer’ that intense before he played with some wild pokemon in the park before. Didn’t help that his partner seemed to go on strike and their other black team member was struggling as well. So now he was starting to feel the fatigue but at least he still had the energy to keep going. He looks to Sable to question if she was fine for the next round and she smiles and agrees. [break][break]

Good! Time to try for the badge! [break][break]

When it's their turn Sable has it so Razz walks up to the back of the truck and both black pokemon go in to see the choices. Some seemed nervous and the Meowstic asked Sable for her opinion. They talk to each other, getting to see who they shared in terms of choice. It seems the Mime Jr. was on both their lists as for Salem there seemed to be a connection via psychic types. Though for Sable with her illusion skills and her own time on the street she felt she could pass something on there. [break][break]

While the pokemon are choosing, ‘Razz’ would say nothing to the judges, seeming to just accept whatever his pokemon wanted. Once they chose Salem went to the end of the truck as if to tell his ‘trainer’ something. Sable has the illusion give a nod before turning to as he seemed to be the one that knew how to communicate based off the first round. [break][break]

=I let my pokemon choose as one came from the streets, and salem likes to explore the city=
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‘Razz’ signs before the two pokemon encourage the Mime Jr to join them for a night on the town. [break][break]


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+ Biome Badge [break][break]
+ Salem and Sable choose Mime Jr.[break]
+ 41-50: The baby has imprinted on you and is now extremely attached. It will not want to leave you.



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POSTED ON May 28, 2021 6:03:54 GMT
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"Uhh....thank you ji-hoon?" she said as she accepted the knife.

Melody watched as all these baby pokemon just showed up suddenly. Oh my god!! Cuteness overload!! She had seen a little mime jr who was looking around curiously, completely lost and absent minded as to what it was supposed to be doing. Melody ran over to the little guy and extended a finger and introduced herself as joltik slid down his arm and extended his own little finger. Mime Jr extended it's own hand back to him and Mr. Rime approached him offering some tippy taps of joy![break][break]

She stayed kneeling down for Mime Jr. to be able to play with him a bit, she turned her head back towards "I want mime Jr! He's so fuckin cute, and pink, and he's Mr. rime's baby form, and he likes joltik and-" As she continued to talk his ear off about why she should be allowed to take the Mime jr. After he eventually gave up Melody let out a cheer as they all celebrated the fact they were going to find this little guy a home! Now where to go? [Break][break]

"hMMMMmMMmMm" She began to scroll through her phone using yelp as a place to find some good restaurants nearby. Did this count as using the biome? She was navigating it right now to find out where she had to go. Maybe it was more about the journey than point A or B? Oh well! She'll think of something on the fly! She lifted up the Mime Jr onto her shoulder and put joltik on her head. The Mime jr also somehow got the knife...Melody tried to take it away from him but he began to cry when he did so she just  told it "Ok but you gotta be super duper careful with it ok?" she warned him "One slip up and it's going back in the bag!" 



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POSTED ON May 30, 2021 9:19:36 GMT
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“Let’s let fate decide, shall we?” Chryssa said, handing one of her two hard-won Charja-Colas to Oona. The Jynx, still wearing a 711 employee uniform, looked blankly at the square can. “Oh, go on, do that cocktail-shaking thing you’re so good at.”

Jynx shook up the energy drink and Chryssa took it back from her, pointing it directly at the pile of baby Pokemon like a loaded weapon. “Who’s thirsty, babies?” she asked in a rough voice, channeling the essence of a badass action movie star, and pulled the silver tab.

Soda, pale green and frothy, fountained out of the can and into the back of the van. Slurping sounds could be heard from inside. Mimikyu reached up with its claws and pulled itself up to see better, the fry container from last round still jiggling on its head in place of a disguise.

There was a bright flash of light as the thirstiest baby (or at least the one with the best reflexes when it came to catching shooting sprays of unknown sports drink) evolved, and Chryssa reached into the back of the van to withdraw an adorable, basketball-sized baby Gengar.

<MRRRGHHH!> Maxwell mumbled, trying to hit it with his hammer, but Chryssa fended him off with her elbows and swept away with the little purple ghost to gloat in front of . “Hah. You’ll be sadly disappointed if you think this to be a challenge, Zorb Ramsay,” she said smugly, spinning the other can of Charja-Cola on one finger like a paid basketball sponsorship ad. “Of all the contestants’ Pokemon, mine has by far the most mature, feminine assets.”

Her eyes gleamed. “I’m sure you can guess what I mean.”

Before she left to get her car, Chryssa handed the Gengar off to the Jynx, who held it uncertainly up to the front of her apron. The little ghost-type snuggled into the Jynx’s voluptuous bosom, quickly falling asleep. For now. Only time would tell if Gengar got carsick.

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Gavin Merlino
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Cillian Quinn
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POSTED ON May 31, 2021 17:25:53 GMT
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As it turned out, Nickit was not burrowing against him in an attempt to hide.

As soon as it manages to make some headway between his arm and his ribs, the Nickit wriggles with renewed fervor as it senses a route of escape. Realising too late what it was trying to do, Gavin clicks twice in lieu of verbal command.

Klefki IMPRISONS the fox with psychic energy, and it grumbles as it's forced to behave.

"All right, time to go before you try anything silly."

Unfortunately, the Klefki's efforts would only hold it off for so long. He finds himself longing for the leash given to as the Nickit finds ever-creative ways to try and slip the metaphorical one of Gavin's hold.

"Listen, I know you might not like me, bud, but I'm your ticket to survival out here. You walk up to the first territory you see and try to steal food, you'll get your ass kicked. You have to know how to be subtle."

Klefki jingles its agreement, then sets up a CRAFTY SHIELD to block another escape attempt.

"I bet you can see pretty well in the dark, huh? We can use that to your advantage. This little network of alleys here? Great place to stay out of sight. Lots of Pokemon around, but that won't matter if you're clever."

He sets the Nickit down. Corviknight stands at the mouth of the alley playing metaphorical goalkeeper and PROTECTING the exit.

"No way out but further in."

The Nickit's pawsteps are virtually silent as it grumbles and turns the other way.

"Let me tell you a little secret," he says, whispering for effect. "I'm from Galar, and I'm pretty familiar with your kind. Lotta competition across the pond with others like you, but here in Hoenn you're a rarity. Take advantage of it. Other Pokemon aren't going to see you coming." He follows the Nickit as it noses along the sides of dumpsters and briefly takes shelter under an upturned shopping cart. "That's got a few too many holes to be proper shelter, but we'll keep looking."

"Anyway, food. That tail of yours is great at covering your tracks after you make off with something, like—" He gestures to a store of food half-hidden behind a couple of recycling bins. "Like that. Be real quiet, and see what you can take."

Blocked in by a Corviknight on one side and a Klefki's FAIRY LOCK on the other, Nickit reluctantly abandons its escape attempt to pick through the food, filling its tail.

There's a loud SQUEAK as a Rattata emerges from a haphazard den of discarded furniture. It's followed by three others; apparently, this had been their food source. But rather than a fight breaking out, Nickit seems to sniff curiously at the other Pokemon. It drops the chunk of meat that it had pulled from the pile and nudges it toward the lead rat in offering.

"Okay, okay, we can work with this. See, you're quieter than they are. If you look out for them and help them find food, I bet they'd letcha stick around."

Shelter and support. Two birds with one stone!

Thankfully, Nickit doesn't immediately try to bail as soon as the fairy lock subsides.

61-70: Your baby will constantly try to escape!

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Melly
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POSTED ON May 31, 2021 18:58:49 GMT
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Melody got a hit on yelp! A place for Mime Jr to be able to secure some food! Where were they going?! Of course to a wic wonalds! The journey was going to start now! Now to call a buber! Melody looked at her phone and screamed internally, what the hell were these surge prices?! Noooo way she wasn't going to pay that much for this! Screw it they were huffin it!  "All right guys! Conga line! We're takin the back roads! C'mon I see a short cut here!" she said out loud as she was sure this could count as biome usage! Being able to navigate your environment was important, right? Well Melody did seem to know what she was doing. She began to dance a little bit in a line as her Mr rime and Mime jr followed and Joltik took the rear.



They went down an alleyway that seems to be covered in garbage and nasty gunk from some trubbish leaving their trash everywhere. Melody frowned, what the heck were they gonna do to get around? Well they had to figure something out soon cause there were some trubbish and garbadors and we seemed to be treading on their turf, but something was off? They..they were dancing, did they hear melody's music from earlier and felt a groove? Well whatever it was they were menacingly approaching and snapping their little nubs together at people like from some movie melody saw once.


They were looking at Mime jr, some of the baby trubbish managed to sneak past melody and start bullying the Mime Jr. He was a shy lil guy and dropped the knife. He couldn't fight back! Melody rushed over to him and moved the trash bag pokemon off of him. "Get off you asshats!" she shouted as Joltik and Mr rime panicked on what to do. "Alright guys! I didnt think we'd have to fight but these guys aint playing. Dance battle time!" she said as the three of them formed a pose, melody quickly broke said pose and gave the knife back to Mime Jr to then pose again.  "They want this alleyway so bad? let them have it! Joltik string em up ya web slinger! Mr Rime Lend a hand!" Luckily since it was a small alleyway Melody had the advantage, her pokemon were smaller and more agile. On top of that they could only approach her from one way. Mr rime raised the trubbish's with a psychic and Joltik bundled em up with a string shot and sent them flying back to their parents. Mime jr. was crying due to the them bullying him and melody's rage spiked. They collided and stunned each other for a few moments before Joltik then webbed them to the alley wall as quickly as possible.


"Mr rime! Now!"
as the pokemon skated forward with his ice shoes and threw up a reflect to block the garbadors from the advancing. The garbage pokemon got back up and started to pound ont he reflect, unable to break the physical wall. However to add some additional stress, there were now other garbadors approaching with the same menacing finger snaps from behind! Oh crap crap crap! "Joltik electro web the ones behind us!" as Joltik fired a spray of eletric webbing, stunning the group in place. They needed to get out of here, Melody looked around and saw a perfect exit! There was a fire escape they could climb up on! Only there was a snag in her plans, it was too high Joltik was too busy firing those electro webs and Mr rime was too busy handling the reflects. So it was up to melody and Mime Jr, but Mime jr was too busy crying to do anything. "Oh god.." was all that came out of her mouth as she realized...he IS a nerd.. Melody scooped him up with the knife and climbed up on a metal dumpster from earlier and placed Mime Jr on the fire escape. "Mime Jr. listen to me, focus on my voice and nothing else ok?" she said as she gave him a light tap. He eventually stopped completely sobbing and resorted to tiny sniffles. "You need to use that knife Ji-hoon gave us and cut the ziptie that's holding the fire escape ladder in place." she told him calmy as he wiped the boogers off of his face and nodded. He rushed over with the knife and began to slice at the ziptie.  It took a bit for him to do since he was just a baby pokemon but he eventually got it, just in time too! As the ladder hit the floor sliding down melody climbed up, the reflect broke and the garbdors broke the webbing too. As revenge they fired gunk shots at joltik and Mr Rime.

They barely managed to make it in time as the garbadors grabbed onto the fire escape and shook it. The group began to run up the stories together and make it onto the roof of the building as the trash Pokémon ripped it off the concrete...those things meant fucking business jesus christ. The dance squad all fell on their butts and laid back. As melody shouted "Thank GOD, that was scary. BUT YOU ALL DID SO WELL!" she said sitting back up immediately and applauding her pokemon. "Even you Mime Jr! Without you we couldn't have gotten out of there!" as she gave out her kudo's freely, who knew a baby could be so handy with a knife?



Welp they were on the roof now, an easier way to traverse right? Yep! Melody put the knife away in her pocket, she didn't want him getting used to using it. They hopped from roof top to roof top, my rime using reflect to create walkways for them. Mime Jr however was still being a little nerd and even her own pokemon were starting to get annoyed with him. She bonked them both on the head as she went over to talk to him, she bent down and picked him up. "Look Mime Jr, life is pretty scary alright? But you got to be able to smile even if you're scared. You'd be surprised at how well it can keep someone calm. We'll go together alright?" She said as she extended her finger and stayed bent down so that he could walk with her. He closed his eyes as he walked forward and melody guided him, once he reopened them they were on the other side! She let out a small cheer of encouragement. The last obstacle was in place! They saw the WC wonalds was in sight! However they were on the roof now, there was a lot of traffic below so even if they got down they wouldn't be able to walk across. The wc wonalds was not. Easy solution however! There was a clothes line from the roof top to the other side of the building.

Melody looked at Mr Rime and told him "Let's use your cane mr rime! Fun slide time!" She said as she was most likely going to get in trouble for this, but she could totally fix it! Mr. rime used his cane to hook onto the clothes lines, melody and dance squad all were loaded up and ready to go. They all let out a loud shout as they flew from one side of the street to the other. They landed on the sidewalk with a beautiful flourish, she had to hurry as they were running out of time. She walked into the Wc Wonalds, as she then began to go order their food.

She worried, this was a ton of trouble for JUST some food for Mime Jr? She worried about what they were gonna do for a job when..Hey her song was playing! Mime Jr was watching Melody's performance so he started to copy her dance moves from earlier and the whole store was watching as he began to use his psychic powers to walk on the roof and dance. Melody stared in horror running underneath him to make sure he wouldnt fall when the manager came out and cheered him on and people lined up to order cause they thought he was the mascot. Huh, who knew Wc Wonald liked mimes and clowns for their mascot- WAIT.

Melody rushed over to the manager "I KNOW HE'S A BABY BUT GIVE HIM A JOB AND LET HIM WORK HERE. HE PROBABLY LOVES CHARJA COLA, HE CAME FROM 'S BIOME CONTEST CHALLENGE." she told him as he recognized Melody and immediately agreed! The manager's kid wanted a Mime jr anyways, he could live with her and then come to wc wonalds to dance and eat their yummy food there! Melody let out a victory screech and hugged the Mime Jr good bye. "Remember our time together ok Mime Jr? I'll be sure to come visit!" She said before taking the knife out of her pocket "And if those troublesome Trubbish and garbador show up...stick em." she said squinting her eyes at him and he mimicked the same gesture as he gave her a hug goodbye. Melody teared up a bit as she turned off the camera as her journey came to a close and went back to the contest area a hot mess with her make up running from crying. She was so proud.




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he outfits the charja-cola™ with a teat so it resembles as a baby bottle for the rotom. he's not sure if a rotom can even consume food since he hasn't owned a baby one before, but he's willing to try anything to keep the hellish noises from happening again.

had the last round not damaged kyle's ear drums, this round definitely would. both of kyle's mightyena would howl back at the rotom's uproar, though all of this would stop the moment kyle holds his hand over its body and direct its mouth to the charja-cola™ baby bottle.

it stops the racket for now.

there's a sigh of relief coming from kyle before he enters a toy store in a rush. "tell me where the robot dogs are, stat!" he shouts, volume louder than intended with his damaged hearing.

as if on cue, the rotom starts another bout of its uproar. the attendant quickly realizes the severity of the problem and rushes at the back of their shop while kyle attempts to coo the rotom back to normalcy. he clicks his tongue when he realizes that the charja-cola™ was all finished up with how tasty and refreshing it is.

"oh, no."

with its newfound powers, the rotom starts to shoot up against kyle's hold and bounces around the room like the ghost that it is. the mightyenas watch it, joining along with their own dog yells as noise starts to fill up the store. at least it takes up some of the attention away from the flickering lights and malfunctioning toys.

it possesses one electronic toy after another until kyle puts a stop on things. "embargo, hotel!" the move forces the rotom away of one, where it catapults out of it and ricochets from the ceiling and back to the floor by kyle's feet, where it momentarily stops and starts another uproar from its cries.

"oh, no. oh, no. oh, no. oh, no..." he then sees the shop's attendant roll back in. "oh, yes!" he hands his credit card at him and promptly takes the robot dog.

he snaps for his mightyena to stop its embargo and presents the toy in front of the rotom. it stops its cries for the first time in forever when it enters it. the led of the robot dog lights up and it comes to life, moving fluidly more than what it was supposed to do.

perhaps it had too much life on it.

charja-cola™ has given it too much liberties in its powers.

before it can run away, kyle puts it on the leash given to him by the judge. on an actual solid object, at least he has the ability to stop it from going around now.

eventually, it tires out from doing its own thing and then sees both mightyenas staring down at him with their tails wagging. the baby rotom does what babies do and starts to copy mannerisms from the things it sees, which were the mightyena in this case.

robot dog wags its tail just in time for people to start trickling in, curious about the uproar the rotom had caused. the shopkeeper starts to widen his eye at the trickle when most of the visitors ogle the rotom-powered robot dog, who manages to act like a real-life dog in this form.

"we'll call it rotom- dog forme!" kyle announces, his voice still louder due to his difficulty in hearing.

he hands the leash over to the shopkeeper and motions his hands for his mightyena to go stand beside rotom-dog. he takes his audience's attention with a whistle and makes a show of it.

"sit!"

one after the other, the mightyena performs the trick. the rotom, who had been following the mightyena's movements, follows suit.

"roll over!"

the same thing happens.

"speak!"

one mightyena barks loudly, and the other one follows. without vocal chords to express itself, the rotom-dog is unable to do it besides a repeated musical note. stops the uproars from it too!

"bite!"

he offers his forearm for his pokemon. the pokemon obviously holds back against their trainer with their moves, with their teeth not even puncturing the skin a bit. when it's the rotom's turn, kyle crouches so it doesn't pull the shopkeeper. since robot dogs don't have mouths, it is unable to hurt.

standing up, he straightens his back and shows his face to his audience again. "rotom dog- all dog, minus the actual barking and biting! buy your robot dogs now! rotom not included." he takes a bow after the performance, which the people somehow clap to.

he tugs the shopkeeper towards the back afterwards, who awkwardly gives kyle his credit card back. "do you want to keep the rotom?" he asks, to which there's an actual pause from the other person before the awkward nod.

his motive is clear since kyle knows his slateport neighborhood of npcs really well for living in it as its police officer for a long while. having inherited a shop meant that he wasn't able to go out on a pokemon journey, and that meant that he'll take every opportunity to mingle with them. the rotom wasn't an outlier.

"here's the deal-- it helps you get the people in your shop and you get them some food, shelter and support. good? good."

he pats the shopkeeper at the back with a strong slap before immediately heading out. kyle doesn't particularly like crowds, so leaving the rotom with him was the ending of this story. at least he has the leash to control it before the baby rotom can learn how to remove itself from electronics by itself.

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  • kyle discovers the rare rotom-dog forme and leaves it with the toy shop owner




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POSTED ON Jun 2, 2021 2:23:14 GMT
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Gengar did get carsick. Perhaps it was all the Charja-Cola it had drank, or perhaps actually having internal organs instead of just being a ball of gas didn't agree with it. Either way, it filled up Mimikyu's fry container, a paper bag from 711, and the entire center console before it became clear it wasn't going to stop.

"Get it some fresh air, you imbeciles," Chryssa said, checking her mirrors and moving into the 'carpool' lane. They merged onto the highway, catching a brief glance of the Slateport City's famous night view before the barricades on either side blocked it out. 

The Jynx set one humanlike hand on the vent nearest to her and it activated with Blizzard, blasting freezing air throughout the sedan's ventilation system. Mimikyu crawled into the glove box for warmth, slamming it shut behind it with a clawed, shadowy hand.

Gengar clung weakly to the front of Oona's brassiere, exhausted.

"Are you done now?" Chryssa asked, eyes still glued to the road. They passed through a toll gate. Highway signs reading ROUTE 114 - NORTHBOUND passed overhead. "Marvelous. I gather you want to know where we're going, then."

It was unclear who she was speaking to-- the baby Gengar, the Jynx in the passenger's seat, or the camera-toting Minior in the back seat she'd permitted for the judges' eyes. It became clear she was narrating for the latter. "The urban biome is human-constructed, so to survive here, a Pokemon either has to work around humans--"

She gestured towards the glove box, where Mimikyu had disappeared, "--or work alongside humans." She indicated Oona, whose 711 apron was draped across the back seat. "As both a ghost and a nighttime Pokemon with fully functional hands and feet, Gengar has plenty of possibilities for human employment. Perhaps a Gastly could survive, but I believe a Gengar can flourish. Ah, this is my exit."

Chryssa put on her blinker and took the exit, which had several fast food options listed, as well as GENKAI NUCLEAR POWER PLANT.

--But first, Chryssa pulled into the drive-thru of a McNumels. 

"One black coffee," she said, sticking her head out the window as the speaker crackled to life. "Just kidding. I'll have the McLava set, a Sheer Cold Frosty, and a kids' meal."

"What do you want for your drink?"


"Cola, I suppose. Wait," Chryssa glanced at the baby Gengar, who'd just spent fifteen minutes puking cola around her car, "Water is fine."

Perhaps Gengar still wasn't feeling well, because Oona ended up having to eat all the apple slices that came with its kids meal. It wouldn't eat its cheeseburger either, which Chryssa ended up putting in the glove box for Maxwell. It did like the toy, which was painted with toxic metal lead paint (pending recall). It immediately stuffed into its mouth and sucked on like a candy, growling in delight.

After eating, they pulled out of the parking lot and turned down the road to their final destination. The four reactors rose against the sky like hurricane glass, their dark shapes unmistakable.

Mimikyu peeked out of the glove box a crack, its eyes gleaming. It extended its Wood Hammer towards a (clearly customized) big red button on the dash marked 'TORPEDOES'.

"No," Chryssa said quickly, covering it with her hand so Mimikyu couldn't hit it, "Not this time, Maxwell. Save it for Rustboro."


  

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Three questions. It was the same three questions she was asked the last time she participated in the previous biome contest. However since then Melody had grown, and this time here answers were going to be different. [break][break]

"Did I use the biome to the fullest? Honestly, no. No one  can use the biome to it's fullest potential." she says as she lets that answer simmer before she went on to explain. "But I think that's what makes these contests so fun! Each one is totally unique and the same pokemon like my Mr Rime or Joltik could do something completely different to showcase their abilities in the biome. Maybe next time if I decide to participate in the biome contest I'd do something to exhibit the sewers or maybe even exhibit the ways that a pokemon NOT native to the Urban challenge could thrive!" she exclaims as she grows more excited. If we always used it to the fullest then these contests wouldn't be so fun to watch!" she says ending it on a positive note! [break][break]

"I learned since my last contest that one's environment can have drastic changes on the strategies one can showcase and develop. I also learned that the last contest I was a bit too shallow with my thinking on how I could use my environment, I hope I have showcased my growth as a coordinator. I've also learned Garbadors can be nasty bullies that don't like Mime Jr's and know how to dance and are very territorial." she says as a sweat drop falls from her forehead wondering if those same Garbadors would come and crash her interview. [break][break]

"Hah this is the one answer that didn't really change between the two. YES! I had a shit ton of fun! These contests are always a blast to participate in and just even watch!" she exclaimed as she thanked each of the judges personally and then took her place alongside the other contestants who finished the challenge.


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Inside the plant, the group (Mimikyu had cobbled a disguise for itself together with napkins, receipts and parking tickets) met with the plant manager, who explained how a nuclear plant like this operated. Uranium rods heated massive amounts of water, which evaporated to spin electricity-generating turbines. 

What was surprising was how many Pokemon were involved in the process.

"Here we are on the top level, where electric-types are channeling the electricity this plant generates," the plant manager said. He seemed unusually willing to give the girl a private tour-- perhaps the presence of the Minior camera had put him on his best behavior.

"Electric-types can generate massive amounts of power on their own, of course, but using Pokemon as living power sources was deemed inhumane years ago. Here, they simply route and amplify what the plant produces-- they even get a little meal in the process!" He pointed at a group of Joltik, who seemed fat and well-fed on electricity as they scurried back and forth, delivering jolts between circuits. "Ready for level two?"

He led her down to a computer room, where many readouts were currently monitoring the levels of toxic waste the plant was producing. "You can see the levels are actually relatively low," he said, gesturing at the monitor. The readout was happily green. "That's because of how many poison-type Pokemon we have employed at this facility to consume the toxic waste. Since Galarian Weezing started working here last year, it's gone down by 10%!"

Chryssa and Jynx applauded politely. The girl gestured at some of the monitors, which were trained on the lower levels. "Over here it looks like you have water/ice types keeping the rods cool and the water flowing. Is that right?" The manager laughed, confirming her general statement. Chryssa's eyes gleamed. "Fascinating. It's like a biome in itself in here, don't you think?"

"Everyone certainly has their niche,"
he agreed, "Even the humans! Even with all the Pokemon in here, it takes a lot of work to keep everyone fed, housed, and the equipment correctly maintained. It's a big operation, and we need all the help we can get to keep Slateport on the grid."

"Would it surprise you that I'm here to ask about employment?" Chryssa asked, turning back to the plant manager. "I'm hoping you'll take on this Gengar." The little Pokemon had been watching with great interest, sucking on its McNumels' toy.

"A ghost type?" the man mused aloud, "It's a bit unusual-- as you've seen, we mostly work with electric, water, ice, and poison-type Pokemon here. What did you have in mind?"

"Gengar's body acts as a heat-sink, naturally cooling anything it touches," Chryssa said, "That's why I've had Oona holding onto it-- she's an ice-type, so the cold doesn't affect her."

"Ah, so in our cooling sector! That would work quite well! Taking some of the burden off the water and ice types," the manager mused. "It's quite small for a Gengar, though. What's its diet like?"

"As a dual poison-type, it'll naturally feed on the waste the plant produces," Chryssa said, "That should also help to keep your readings quite low. I understand it's small now, but in time it should grow. I've been assured it's exceptionally powerful despite its size." If one believed Charja-Cola's 'Level 100' claims, anyway.

"Well, then," he said, thinking it over for a moment, "It sounds like your little friend will be in good company here. There's a few contract details to go over-- holidays, days off, and so on-- but we're more than happy to have him. Welcome to Genkin."

He extended a hand to shake-- not to Chryssa, but to the Gengar. The small Pokemon shook, giving its species' trademark grin around its toy.


  

  • Chryssa takes a tour of a nuclear plant
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Gavin returns to the judges, eventually, on Corviknight's back. It ROOSTS on the hood of a nearby car and picks grit from its talons as Gavin dismounts. Klefki appears absent until Gavin plucks it from his belt.

"Time to give those keys back now, bud."

With evident reluctance on the part of the sentient keyring, what had been stolen at the start is returned to its rightful owners.

"I've learned this shit's a lot harder than it looks." Gavin chuckles as he sits on the hood of the car. "Also that cats are a damn menace — sorry, Ji-Hoon — and that Slateport's outskirts are a fuckin' maze. Nearly got lost in all those back alleys."

It's a far less serious or informative answer than others might've given.

"Dunno about using the biome to its fullest, hard to utilize an entire city in a couple hours, but I gave it a shot. I'm mostly here for a good time, and we accomplished that in spades."

He tweaks Corviknight's beak fondly as it peers down at him.

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he returns as soon as he gets the job done.

both of his dogs now are wearing different sunglasses than what they were wearing earlier, one of them wearing summer themed sunglasses with frames shaped like a pink pineapple while the other wears some kind of futuristic design whose lenses of the glasses have melded into one in a frame.

kyle comes in with a new cup of coffee to refill his caffeine intake and wears his own new set of sunglasses to. his was more of a primarily pink pair whose frames are shaped into a heart. it seemed neat when he bought it, and it was much neater when he saw himself wearing it.

then comes the interview part. he'd prefer questions with actual definite answers for them, but he supposed he can just tell the judges his honest answers and get it over with.

"did you use the biome to its fullest?"


"nope! i have two mightyenas! dogs are just, like, ten percent of the urban biome... or something like that. i used the power of capitalism though! that's around fifty percent of it, so i guess that adds up to around sixty."

"What did you learn?"


"i learned that charja-cola™ is the best tool to shut a baby up for around twenty minutes. that's kinda a long time already considering it's a baby! also, capitalism is king when it's in the city."

"Did you have fun?"


"i would've went to the mall already if i didn't."

part of him wishes that he should've filtered his thoughts a bit more than he just did, but at the same time, he only really joined the contest for his leisure. no point on thinking hard about the answers when he already fulfilled his goal after all.



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