Okay, how the flying fuck was he going to top the last introduction?!
This was going to require—
some coordination, considering he was the only who entered with a Pelipper
and a Chandelure.
Okay, for all reasons and other obvious shit, Alexei considered the Chandelure to be a Fire-type (let’s not go there) but had to be very careful about how the hell he was gonna set up his entrance.
He knew that his friend had already attempted this contest twice but had to back out of this one due to work-related circumstances, which was how he found himself here in his place instead…
Thankfully, he had…
ideas.
Hopefully it wasn’t going to be
excessive, considering what he was planning…
Alexei wasn’t sure on the policy of how many extra Pokémon were allowed during the introductions, but after the last person had done their introduction (it was actually more of a performance) he then looked over to the other Pokémon he’d asked to be sent to where he would be setting up his introduction.
First things first, if there were any judges who happened to be eating while watching the proceedings—or at the very least other participants who were eating or drinking something—
A shadow perched atop one of the other buildings saw that there was someone drinking out of a coffee cup, and being the greedy little shit that he was, the Pelipper suddenly took off with a burst of
Agility and came in screeching something that sounded like
“MINE!” before snatching the coffee cup out of
kyle lopez’s hand and absconding with it—at least for the moment.
After that abrupt ‘display of seagull dominance’, an apologetic voice came on over the sound system that had been strung up.
“Pelipper pretty much behave like demons possessed whenever they see people eating or drinking food near the seaside—mostly the seaside. Although, there have been reports of flocks of hungry Pelipper flying through coastal cities and snatching food and even drinks from unsuspecting passersby. For that, I apologize,” the person speaking over the sound system explained.
The Pelipper, who looked unapologetic in the least, let out another squawking noise that eerily sounded like his name, this time.
“MIKE!”“Since Mike here is a male, males of his species are in charge of bringing home food to their family’s nest.”After that pronouncement, a belching noise came from the Pelipper, who then unceremoniously spat up the empty coffee cup—but instead of it landing on the street, the Pokémon had taken care to aim at one of the open dumpsters.
“Normally, Pelipper are accustomed to scavenging food from the sea, but due to him living around the city, he’s adapted to scrounging for food from other sources. And yes, he’s already stolen some of my own sandwiches when I’m not looking! However, it’s in their nature—can you blame them, though?”After that pronouncement, the Pelipper began looking around nervously, because there was something in the air—something crackling. Something rather…
ominous.
Several shadows darted and ran around the area, mostly unseen as they were crawling behind the garbage cans and dumpsters. There were four culprits—two airborne and two landbound—the lights in the surrounding area had gone out again.
At this, the Pelipper let out an alarmed squawk, before taking off—to flee the sudden darkness.
Well, it was just the lights in the general area that had gone out, before another voice came on. It sounded… really scratchy at first, but that was the effect he was going for.
“They said—that whenever a Chandelure illuminates a house, instead of normal lights—funerals were a constant occurrence within that home. Anyone curious would want to know if they’re known to be harbingers of doom, or death—their flames don’t burn out physical existence, rather… they burn out the existential.”With those words, a singular hulking shadow came swooping in from the top of the tallest building, cackling as she did so. Slowly, each of the multiple arms of the approaching Chandelure flickered to life, eventually illuminating the darkness with its ‘baleful fire’ before lighting up the area with a momentary burst of flame illuminated behind a dark
Shadow Ball.
“Do be careful, if you don’t want your souls to be burned out of existence!” the same voice continued in the scratchy tone as the spinning figure finally came to rest and unfurled herself to full ‘flower’ as the purple flames illuminated the darkness.
The sound of footsteps would be heard after that, an ominous clip-clop on the ground as a tall, distorted shadow approached from behind. The way the shadow extended beyond its normal height, and how it was contorted by the purple flickering flames—one would think their worst nightmares were coming out of the fire itself.
“Another story I’ve heard when I was younger about Chandelure—there are poor, unfortunate souls that get burned up in Chandelure’s flames are doomed to wander this world forevermore. This is particularly scary, especially if you’re a kid growing up in one of the more rural areas of Unova where their kind tend to cluster—and lead naughty children astray when they get lost in the forest.”Oh, he was sorely tempted to throw in that one terrifying tale about how Chandelure were born—but knew that it was just about enough for his ‘introduction’.
As the distorted shadow approached, the same Pelipper from earlier was perched on its shoulder, before taking off in flight—and the Chandelure had seemingly disappeared into the shadows as the lights flickered back on—slowly, slowly—like how the lights in horror flicks would come to life.
“Many of you may know me, however for those who do not—my name is Alexei, and I hope I didn’t scare any of you lot.”With that, he took a bow, before the lights fully flickered back into life around them; the Pelipper and Chandelure hovering behind him as they reappeared, illuminated in the harsh city lights.
the coffee-stealing was coordinated with Aero’s writer!