at least the cat wasn't sick so that was a good thing. "i want one of those porygons, the ones that are the funky color? i think its the same thing only its a fuck up in their coding." then he wondered if he could code his porygon to have all sorts of weird colors. oh the shit he would do once he got back to his computer. "i like big pokemon. they hold the line while joy-con and i do fucked up shit to tech." waiting on the tea he released joy-con around the room, letting the porygon roam. "no downloading joy-con." usually when he had his pokemon hanging around he was on an automatic download setting. it was how he got all of his information and it was a lot of fun to see what he picked up later on. "i'm surprised you got rid of it. i don't know what i would do without my porygon." but different strokes for different folks he guessed.

Chu-e Choi

of course they would get a call for porygons when he was trying to get his nails painted. it fucking sucked that he was going to have to go solve a crisis with half a hand painted but he also knew that thanks to silph co porygon were few and far between. so that meant his party of two was going to have to get some work done. again. joy-con and sprite were going to have to help with whatever chaotic bullshit was going on.

entering the lab he'd realized he'd never really been in this part of the base. there hadn't been any real reason for him to since most of his work was shitty grunt work that sometimes he ended up doing extra stuff for. like downloading information from the slateport aquarium. all of that data had been sent off by joy-con to one of these labs and to someone else. but he was excited to see a porygon-z in person. even if it was glitching the fuck out for some reason.

"hello, i heard you need some porygon assistance?" releasing joy-con and sprite from their pokeballs they joined the other synthetic pokemon in the line, figuring that was where they were supposed to wait. "someone did a nasty with these computers. gross."

Lulu Flint

when everyone seemed on board with playing with the phione's he wondered if maybe they could just get through this scot free. after all what glitch was here for was one of these little dudes. what his teammates did in the meantime was up to them. so when one of the phione approached him, curious about slushie he couldn't help but feel excited that maybe they would get home without having to do all of... that... nonsense. "hey there! want to go for a ride?" he offered his arm for the little water baby, careful not to fall in as it climbed up onto slushie with him. it made noises in wonder as it sat up on top of the arctovish, patting it with its little baby flippers as if to test the ground.

"let's go for a ride okay?" glitch urged the arctovish forward slowly at first, picking up a little bit of speed once it seemed like it was alright. "wave hi to melody little phione!" he said as they passed by the gym leader and the little phione waved as well. having a good time just riding on the arctovish with glitch at the moment.





glitch is giving the phione a ride on arctovish.

oh my arceus being given permission to pet the tapu bulu was probably going to be the highlight of his day. well, it would be when he actually did it anyways. "i would love to take pictures with him! i was hoping i'd see him again after the vital spirit festival after all!" he'd been there when Zac Ramsay had been made the big bull's avatar and he was more than a little bit jealous. he wanted that kind of power. the same kind he had watched lulu receive at hq when darkrai chose her. but one day he would absolutely be just as strong. with or without a pokemon like that. "i'll be over to eat in a minute! i'm just gonna hang out with bulu for a second!" pulling out his phone he let it soar a bit, having let joy-con take a ride in it for awhile. it was the best way to get selfies to have a pokemon do them for you. though he supposed they weren't technically selfies then. but shut up.

carefully he patted the large pokemon, offering up the rest of his popcorn as a snack as he heard the announcement for finding an egg. luckily he didn't have to go far considering there seemed to be one tucked up behind the bulu himself! what absolute luck. as he continued to pat and pet the legendary pokemon joy-con the phone porygon continuously snapped pictures, making sure to get the best angles he could so that glitch could upload them later on. it was great having pokemon. it continued to snap pictures as glitch flopped down next to chu-e. "introduce me to your friends." picking up a piece of the friend bird delicately he nibbled on it, trying to memorize faces and see if he knew any names. "though i already know zac and i know patrick." he winked at gavin a bit.

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but, he already had a big version of this little thing so like... he didn't need the little version. which was a shame because it was kind of cute. but if he had anymore pokemon that could read vibes on his team then who knew what would happen. someone would probably be getting punched in the face or something and it wasn't going to be him that was for sure. so he was skipping the little baby c.c. one of those bitches on his team was enough.

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skipping hatenna

he was both interested in the electric doggy and the fact that jonah seemed to be taking this whole exercising thing seriously. glitch did cardio and things like that sure but never honest to arceus work outs. those were for people who needed to be the muscle. not for the people who were cute and had muscle do things for them. so he watched and occasionally reached out to pet the manetric, only slightly worried about what the pokemon would do to his hair with all that static.

"well, at least you look good in basic black. there are some people in rocket that can't even pull that off and i can't even begin to tell you how embarrassing that is for all of us. especially them." but that was there problem now wasn't it? it wasn't his fault if people were ugly as hell. "so, what are your 'rocket goals' as someone might say? tell glitch all your aspirations and dreams." yes he was probing for information and no he didn't care. if you wanted to get big you needed to have small people under you.

 giona ferrara

sitting down at the table made for two he plugged in the laptop he kept in his bag to the wall and pulled out a custom usb cord. "open wide." not that the porygon actually could. the cord more or less just attached to where its mouth should be to help with the data transfer. something about a connection to the actual computer or whatever. all he knew was that the information and feed from today was downloading smoothly now as he took a sip of his drink. "glitch maverick. it's a pleasure." even though he wasn't really sure if it was or not. "oh, you're looking for jobs that pay money?" interesting. money was a great motivator to get people to join rocket.


Violet Fairbanks

he rolled his eyes as em- anna decided to pipe up. as if she wanted to do any of the work anyways. "no one likes a lush anna!" but he had more things on his mind than that really. like getting his hands on one of those little round gummy babies that were floating around. he didn't even really like baby pokemon but this one was special and different. so of course that meant he had to have it. that was the way the world worked wasn't it? "babies like candy don't they?" he asked offhand to kyle lopez as he was pulling out a pokeball. he always had some sweets in his bag and luckily it was water proof. he just had to get over there to them.

without hesitation he climbed up on the railing and pulled his over shirt off, luckily he didn't like this shirt anyways and tossed slushie's pokeball up into the air. releasing the freak abomination into the water as he jumped off of the side. climbing up on the back of the extremely cold pokemon he laughed. "who wants to use slushie as a jet ski? maybe the baby phiones will come play with us if we look like we're having fun?" it was a valid plan as anyone else's at this point on how to get the attention of the creatures. and it meant that he could do whatever the hell he wanted.





glitch is using slushie to try and lure the phiones to him with fun.