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EXCURSION: SOOTOPOLIS A
POSTED ON Apr 7, 2021 11:27:15 GMT
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glitch giggled and eyed a little bit as he called out. he wasn't expecting the rocket to actually do it. and it was kind of a shame when the pretty but dumb ones were on the other side. he didn't even know that the person he was talking to was actually an enemy. a pity. if only he could get a cute guy like kyle to jump ship. not literally of course. taking a deep breath he put his hands around his mouth. "helllooooooooo phiones! hand over the rock please i want to look at it!" and of course take it back to rocket. but that wasn't really something that needed to be said out loud.

for the most part the phione ignored his please as well, perhaps one of them started dancing around a little bit more furiously like the little rock raver he was. but none of them seemed overly concerned about the fact that there was a boat full of humans asking for their little toy. were they dumb or something? "so how do you know ?" if they were going to pretend to be buddies he might as well ask a question that a buddy might. or something like that. he was really awful at making friends if they were being honest. but he did pull out her phone again at her request, though this time taking a video of the phione to use later.

what nobody really knew was that his little freak of nature and wonder of the world porygon was doing the actual work. recording conversations as it floated around, analyzing data and wondering mentally if it could hack into anyone's phone for information. "i'm sure becoming best buddies with them will absolutely work! they totally won't attack you over that rock!" he was almost absolutely sure of it. but how much damage could a phione do anyways? even if there was like six of them.





glitch hitched a ride under the guise of helping melody with this endeavor

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BIOME BADGE GYM CHALLENGE - CAVE [BC]
POSTED ON Apr 7, 2021 3:42:54 GMT
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he would never be able to remove that disgusting imagery from his mind on what he had just witnessed. he thought this badge was supposed to be about taking over a biome and not... whatever the hell that jinx had just done. but he didn't have time to worry about that right now. what he needed to focus on was pulling ahead of the other competitors and making sure that he wasn't about to be left in the dust. moving faster than them would mean that he could get a leg up, that he could make sure that he stayed in this competition until the very end. of course that also meant that going on the defensive first would probably be the best bet. as much as he hated that. or at least that would be what it looked like.

"let's show them how a winner does this, let's go bug-juice, let's go twizzler." he didn't have to tell them twice as both of his pokemon were fired up from the experience of getting mostly a good review. it was better than some people's at least. once again they were going to use the cave to their advantage and what some of the other contestants brought with them as well. all of that fucking ice. it was still using the biome if this place was cold enough to support all of that ice, right? glitch snapped his fingers and bug-juice punched into one of the massive accumulations of ice, sending it with a shockwave into the air.

twizzler then used hyper voice to blast the ice towards the other contestants in front of the trio to hope that the ice and sound would cause enough chaos and confusion that no one would notice bug-juice prepping a sucker punch for the first person who got close to them. they might not have a type advantage in this fight but that didn't mean they weren't going to try and kick someone's ass regardless.


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POSTED ON Apr 7, 2021 3:17:22 GMT
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PICNIC PANDEMONIUM
POSTED ON Apr 7, 2021 3:07:02 GMT
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hoenn sure had a lot of weird festivals and shit. but he didn't mind. with a cute sunhat and shorts meant that even in the weird hoenn heat with the weather like this meant he wasn't going to hot. even in spring this region felt like it had the weirdest weather and he wanted nothing to do with that. someone should use one of those legendary pokemon to fix the weather or something in his opinion. and his opinion was always right to be completely fucking frank.

at least there was some free food though as he grabbed the popcorn. it wasn't as sweet as the cupcake but there seemed to be more of it when he was going to walk around and eat it. that meant it was probably the better deal. plus, no one would ever notice if an extra popcorn went missing or whatever. it seems like everyone had heard about the event, including that dude who had tamed that weird bull pokemon that had attacked the last event he went to.

he wanted to pet it or feed it something. after all it was a massive pokemon and it looked like it was probably kind of soft. even if it did have giant shields for hands. so he made his way on over, wanting to see if he could pet it or something. "heyyyyy, can i pet that giant pokemon?" he pointed to tapu bulu, not exactly knowing what it was but knowing that was the guy to talk to about it. if was hanging around here he was sure that the guy probably couldn't be that bad. or at least not selfish.


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digital footprint [c/s]
POSTED ON Apr 6, 2021 23:26:47 GMT
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glitch couldn't exactly figure her out that well. it seemed like she was one of those people who put on different faces for different situations. which he could respect. but at the same time she really needed to learn to do it better. "sounds good. do you mind if we sit in the back there? i have some work to do while we talk." he didn't really wait for her answer as he ordered their drinks. he'd changed his mind at the last minute and got a fruity tea that had those real fruit chunks in it. it sounded refreshing after a day of totally hard work. the biscottis even came in a little cute bag when they were handed over, nice.




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POSTED ON Apr 6, 2021 23:18:19 GMT
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man these little shits were kinda needy. because he wanted to pet one of them he would have to pet them all now? at least he had two hands. and he used them to try and pet the skitties. "is your other cat sick? it's a really weird color." he had no idea why that purrloin was a funky blue color but he digged it. he gently tried to pet it at well so that it wouldn't be lacking for attention too.

having sufficiently petted the cats he went to look at the bowl full of tea packets, shifting them around until he found one that he thought he would like. "so do you just like, have skitties and then some fossils?" he was curious about the underbosses pokemon just because he was always curious about other people's pokemon. "do you want to meet my porygon?" after all porygon were damn hard to find around here he'd found out.




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think of the children [m]
POSTED ON Apr 6, 2021 22:48:40 GMT
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glitch wasn't the sort of person that actually like, had baby pokemon. it was bad enough that he was trusted with living creatures in general but there was no way in hell that he could be trusted with a baby pokemon. that poor thing would probably be dead or something within a week. so when he was stopped, being asked if a tiny little togepi was his he almost burst out laughing because, once again there was no way in hell. "oh my goooood if you wanted to have a baby with me you just had to ask." he was kidding of course as he looked over the small egg thing.

"it has your eyes, black and soulless."
he had no idea what to do with it to be honest. so instead of trying to touch it he let c.c. out. she was a girl so she probably knew what to do with a little egg baby. right? the hatterene stared down at the togepi as the togepi stared with hate in its eyes. "what are we going to name our baby?"

  

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EXCURSION: SOOTOPOLIS A
POSTED ON Apr 6, 2021 20:29:24 GMT
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he was trying to be as calm as possible about this entire thing. on one hand he was excited. it was a big rocket job to be getting to go out and have a chance at meeting another legendary. it was an entire other hand that he was here, with melody. damn it really fucking sucked that she had to end up getting suckered into being a gym leader. he actually liked his cousin. but how strong could she really be in the face of a squad of rocket members? maybe she would just roll over and let it happen. though he doubted that extremely.

so instead of waiting around for someone to sink this boat he shot a text to the other rockets on his roster. and @fay would get a cute picture of them approaching the place they were supposed to be meeting in this nightmare. that was fine though. he honestly had no clue where the other two rockets were or what they were doing. instead of really waiting around he traveled to the front of the boat with one of melody's league friends.

"you're gonna beat up a poor defenseless little phione?" he'd never even seen one of those little things before but that wasn't going to stop him from picking on this guy. "i'm sure if you ask nicely they'll probably just hand it over or whatever." but the rockets wouldn't be so nice about it really. not so nice about it at all.





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living lights [ safari ]
POSTED ON Apr 6, 2021 15:16:04 GMT
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another ugly little pink pokemon crossed his path. a weird looking bird thing. he snapped another picture of this pokemon too in order to show it off to chu-e. he sure seemed to like little things like that. maybe he'd like the weird looking bird picture too. but it wasn't what chu-e was looking for. not right now. he had other things on his mind and it was bad enough he'd wasted one of his safari balls on that weird pony thing. but for now he would just move on and skip the bird. ready to get back on the hunt for rocks.

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digital footprint [c/s]
POSTED ON Apr 5, 2021 12:52:01 GMT
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the coffee shop was a pretty quiet place, which was good. while he had invited his new little buddy along he also had work to do. even if he loved joy-con there was always a chance something shitty could happen to him while they traveled. that was why he needed to get a full download and backup of him again soon. but that was something that could wait until after he got his coffee and his free fucking cookie. "so what do you want? i need something with tons of sugar personally." espressos and sugar were his best friends when he needed to get into the zone after all.




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POSTED ON Apr 5, 2021 1:33:14 GMT
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chu-e's office was definitely not what he was expecting. he expected dark colors and huge pokemon or whatever. but what did he know? he'd never been in an underbosses office before. then again he hadn't even known that chu-e was an underboss until now. neat he guessed. what he was really interested in were the skitties though that seemed to be fucking everywhere. not that he minded. they were cute for what they were. but what if they were like, 5 feet taller? now that would be amazing.

"can i pet the skitties?" not that he really wanted to wait for permission as his hand was already out to try and pet one on the tower. they were cute after all. for small pokemon. "do you have that green popcorn tea? that shit does wonders for the skin." most of his diet wasn't the healthiest of course but he still knew some shit about how to keep yourself at least alive. and he did enjoy those tea subscription boxes. even if he had to get it delivered to a shitty p.o. box because you couldn't have shit like that mailed to the dorms. and there was no way he was getting himself a fucking apartment on his shit salary.





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living lights [ safari ]
POSTED ON Apr 5, 2021 1:27:36 GMT
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oh wow, an ugly little egg shaped pokemon. well it wasn't ugly but he sure as fuck didn't want it. but he did manage to snap a picture of the happiny as it waddled off as fast as it could from him after seeing what c.c. did to the ponyta whose pokeball he was now picking up. chu-e would probably love this little weird thing. he'd have to let him know that there were a bunch of little pokemon running around the safari zone this time. that seemed to be his thing really. not that he could complain about that. it was neat.

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message in a bottle [ mission ]
POSTED ON Apr 5, 2021 1:25:12 GMT
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he shook his head a bit whenever she mentioned the changing rooms. "nah, aquarium volunteers get free biscotti with any purchase. i'm keeping this shitty outfit on until i get a free cookie at least. you can change if you want though." plus if worst came to worse he might actually need this uniform again for other purposes. it was a good as an excuse as any to try and keep it for now. it would help if he wanted to sneak in or look inconspicuous. that was the real blessing of these ugly uniforms after all. in all honestly glitch didn't care about how long he was supposed to be here. he'd come and go as he pleased. "i'll meet you outside though, good luck!" and with that he headed out to wait for her. if all things went according to plan then maybe, just maybe, he could get more than one prize out of today.