Amber "Berry" (Former Stagename)
She/Her
21
October 27
Goldenrod City, JOHTO
Bisexual
Model/Actress
Civilian
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Amber Lenoir
LETTERS TO FATHER WINTER
POSTED ON Dec 29, 2021 21:44:35 GMT
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FATHER WINTER[break] NORTH POLE H0H 0H0[break] HOENN [break][break] Dearest, darlingest Father Winter, [break][break] Do you have any idea how long it's been since I've written a fan letter? What a thrill to role reverse! Shame I haven't much to say. [break][break] Today is a dull, dreary day of fogged windowpanes and drab passersby shuffling along with Pokemon in mittens and scarves. Not that I blame you for it, even though your name is suspiciously implicating. Hm, hm, hm. Should I wish for better weather this holiday season~? That seems like it'd spoil a lot of boring people's sugarplum dreams of a White Christmas, so I'll be good and keep my complaints to myself. [break][break] I'm not always naughty, you know, despite what the tabloids might tell you. Keep them in the dark though, would you? They're desperate to have a pretty devil to gawk at, and I aim to please. [break][break] What do you give a woman who has everything, though? That's such a silly little ~illusion~ people have about fame. That it brings happiness and all that? Hah, what delusion. You're famous enough, and I doubt it gives you any joy. What a pain to go through all these letters, ugh. Utter misery. That's what a publicist is for. I hope yours is at least half-way decent at their job. [break][break] Oooh, but how I ramble! So much obliquity, as my mother would say. "Amber, get to the point." Whatever. There's a reason we don't talk anymore. Don't waste any presents on her this year, m'kay? There's not enough coal in the world for that stocking. [break][break] Boo, no, that's a petty waste of a single wish, and she isn't worth that. Let's try again: we both know there's only so long a girl like me can make a living on her fall from grace, and I need to stare into the future before it becomes my reality. Letters to you have always brought me luck. So sprinkle a little more my way, would you~? [break][break] Do give a shoutout to all my Hellhounds around the world, they've been such good little dears this year. Lucifer and Nyx send wet kisses your way. If you write back, I'll make sure to tell my assistant to prioritize your letter when sifting through my fanmail. [break][break] And if you could let the snow lessen just the teensiest, littlest bit, I could wear those new boots that I just adore without freezing to death. [break][break] XOXO,[break] Amber Lenoir [break][break] Below the carelessly artful autograph is the unmistakeable stamp of a handsome Umbreon, his collar indicating the fanmail address to Amber's celebrity agent.[break] Hellhound Fanmail Management 13 273 Goldenrod Tower Chic Rebels Agency Goldenrod, Johto
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