Dr. Doug
He/Him
20 (40)
March 3
Viridian City, Kanto
It just works
Lt. Colonel, Medical Corps
AQUA Initiative
5' 11" (181 cm) / 180 lbs (82 kg) height
5' 11" (181 cm) / 180 lbs (82 kg) height
You're being healed. Please do not resist.
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John Sullivan
What the fudge did you just fudging say about me, you little snitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hoenn Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on team rocket victims, and I have over 300 confirmed heals. I am trained in Rillaboom warfare and Im the top surgeon in the entire Hoenn forces. You are nothing to me but just another patient. I will wipe you (clean) with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fudging words. You think you can get away with saying that crud to me over the Internet? Think again, fudger. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of accelgor ninjas across the hoenn region and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, you Orthworm. The storm that wipes (clean) out the pathetic little thing you call your injuries. Youre fudging living, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can heal you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in medicine, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Hoenn Medic Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass clean, you little crud. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fudging tongue. But you couldnt, you didn't, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn fool. I will crap healing scales all over you and you will drown in it. You're fudging living, kiddo.
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