P E T A L B U R G P R I D E P A R A D E 
Luka is comforted by her harem as her
muscular Clefable stirs some interest in the audience.
"Go get 'em, girl!" someone yells supportively as the self-elected Sapphic Champion heroically snaps one of the Ace Trainers' t-shirt cannons in half.
A flush spreads across the closest Ace Trainer's face.
"Muscles are fine, but anyway. You'll pay for that!" she says, falling back as her partner in crime pushes their way forward and aims their own T-shirt cannon at the shirtless bisexual lesbians.
Zac tries his hand at pulling the Ace Card, but not even his natural physique can sway the hearts of these pure souls. They actually don't discriminate, however.
"Of course we can take your word for it," one says, shooting a T-shirt onto one of the helpless wheel-spinners.
"The spectrum is diverse." She pulls
two aces out of her sleeve and gives one back to Zac, charmed by his smile and sincerity.
Razz tries his hand at reason next, and is handed the second Ace Card with a QR code to educate himself.
"We're actually just bad at driving," one of them admits when confronted about ramming the float.
"That's a gay stereotype!" someone else shouts in the crowd. The audience gasps as
Razz's Bisharp slams its head into the Purple Float, severing the connection between the two.
"Loving drama is another stereotype!" the asexual lesbian shouts back as the gangplank splinters and the Purple Float begins to drift away, leaving the Ace Trainers stranded.
Kyle and Mars act simultaneously, and the audience's tingling drama senses quickly make the showdown center stage.
"Don't take off your pants!" the nonbinary Ace Trainer says in alarm, trying to shoot Kyle's legs with the T-shirt cannon—but the shirt is blasted back in their face as
Kyle's Lycanroc swiftly intercepts it.
Mars' Gyarados knows it's payback time, so as the Ace Trainers brace themselves for some kind of shaking pun, they are caught off guard by the shirt-shredding blast.
Fortunately, the Ace Trainers are well-equipped with costume changes and they shoot purple T-shirts onto one another as fast as the ring of Payback can eliminate them, but the audience goes wild anyway. Enraged by the experience, one of them yells
"That's it!" and points at the Wheel of Rainbows.
"This Contest ends now!"
"Finale, everyone!" the announcer, who has been a gay man the whole time, shouts. Britney Spearow's "Hit Me Baby One More Time" gets cranked up as the wheel is spun, but as the needle teeters between
TOUGH and
CUTE, a superpowered T-shirt strike blasts it off the side of the float.
"Oh boo, whatever. Let's just... do both!" the announcer says, making a snap decision.
The crowd seems a little confused by the answer, a unified question rising to their collective lips.
But...how can something be two things at once? Fortunately, this
is the crowd to understand that. Or is it?
ROUND 5's type is TOUGH/CUTE!
Please post your
MOVE, its
TYPE, how much
APPEAL / JAMMING it's worth, and its
EFFECT. Please try to tell me exactly what you're doing so I don't miss anything! If you fail to summarize your move + type + effects, I'll have to message you to cross-check etc and the whole process will be slowed down.
S C O R E S & O R D E R
1.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ luka chêne & CLEFABLE (20)
2.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Raziel Beckett & BISHARP (15)
2.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kyle lopez & LYCANROC (15)
3.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Martín del Mar & GYARADOS (14)
4.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Zac Ramsay & HYPNO (10)
