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Lisa Bortiforte

She/Her

August 30

Camphrier Town, Kalos

Bi/Heteroromantic

Bioterrorist

Underboss

Unattached

Black Widow

5'9" / 175.26 cm height

Bury me in the roses and rot; I'll come back thorned.

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Elisabeth Fiorelli

Pick Your FC for the Shitty Hoenn Reboot

POSTED ON Nov 11, 2022 20:34:39 GMT

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In a universe where Hoenn undergoes a shitty reboot, whose slightly worse* FC would your character get?

*Interpret this as you like. Can be an FC that is just not as good as your current one, or one that is wildly off the mark!

Elisabeth Fiorelli - Rebooted as Aurora from Sleeping Beauty.

_{(lmao some of the art is actually appropriate tho ngl)}

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Epic BugCatcher

009

He, him, his

March 31

Freezington, Galar

Irrelevant.

INTERPOL Agent / Police Deputy Chief

Lieutenant Officer

Widowed.

With daughters!

119 kg (262 lbs) / 196 cm (6' 5") height

Was doing swords and shields before it was cool.

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Gwyar Wledig

Pick Your FC for the Shitty Hoenn Reboot

POSTED ON Nov 11, 2022 20:40:08 GMT

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FINE

HERE, HAVE AT IT
Gwyar Wledig, rebooted as Sun Wukong from RWBY

_{cause not gonna lie he does kinda have the hairdoo...}

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aero

dog boy

he/him

october 24

verdanturf

asexual

league officer

champion

feel the fire deep within

you're the key to where my trust begins

2240 height

Join my dream it's just the right time, woah

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kyle lopez

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POSTED ON Nov 12, 2022 7:12:16 GMT

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kyle lopez
locke cole, final fantasy vi

priam conrad
tasuki, fushigi yuugi

wolfgang volkov
kurogane, tsubasa chronicle

jacob kim
gintoki sakata, gintama

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Ven

Alex / Lexy

he / him / his

thirty

december 22

Mistralton, Unova

homosexual demiromantic

fortree gym leader

gym leader

I’ll burn the world to ash

just to make you happy

1423 height

חקל דמא

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Alexei Ivanov

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POSTED ON Nov 12, 2022 15:01:31 GMT

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~~mygod, ceej is gonna end me for this one~~

Alexei Ivanov
viktor nikiforov, yuri!!! on ice

~~maybe this one too LOL~~

Laurence Anderson
sweden (berwald oxenstierna), hetalia

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toppa

Supernova Shredder

He/Him

march 21

mauville city

heterosexual

music artist

Trainer

an anxious object

single

6’3” height

I’d rather watch your star explode

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Callan Young

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POSTED ON Nov 13, 2022 5:42:46 GMT

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Guzma - Pokemon

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HONEY

ALEC, CICI, VIOLET

SHE/HER

FEBRUARY 10TH

LAVENDER TOWN, KANTO

PANSEXUAL

MAGICIAN & PRIVATE EYE

GRUNT

new toy

i think i want to try him out

30 height

KILL YOUR DARLING IT'S JUST THAT EASY HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU THE WAY THAT HE SHOULD

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ALECIS SAMPERIO

Pick Your FC for the Shitty Hoenn Reboot

POSTED ON Nov 16, 2022 4:11:13 GMT

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focusing on the 'shitty' part of this so don't @ me:

rarity from mlp

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i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.

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Deleted

Pick Your FC for the Shitty Hoenn Reboot

POSTED ON Nov 16, 2022 4:13:56 GMT

shiv, John Sullivan, and 2 more like this

again, 'shitty' focus: kirby or pinky pie

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i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.

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Deleted

Pick Your FC for the Shitty Hoenn Reboot

POSTED ON Nov 16, 2022 4:15:14 GMT

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sam from danny phantom

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i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.

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Deleted

Pick Your FC for the Shitty Hoenn Reboot

POSTED ON Nov 16, 2022 4:16:04 GMT

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idk why but it's the mullet for me, never was really a fan of this character's style though :pensive:

[AOBA SERAGAKI FROM DRAMATICAL MURDER]

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kodiak

Pokkenger

he/him

Nov. 25

Ballonlera, Galar

bisexual

vigilante

ex-elite four

single

6 ft 3 in height

victory is in the pocket!

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Kazimir Wynter

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POSTED ON Nov 16, 2022 15:50:51 GMT

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Kazimir Wynter - Rebooted as Hercules from Hercules due to recent zero to hero rolls.

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Epic BugCatcher

Dr. Doug

He/Him

20 (40)

March 3

Viridian City, Kanto

It just works

Lt. Colonel, Medical Corps

AQUA Initiative

Dreaming

of our future

5' 11" (181 cm) / 180 lbs (82 kg) height

You're being healed. Please do not resist.

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John Sullivan

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POSTED ON Nov 17, 2022 15:16:24 GMT

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YEEHAW
Not all that shitty, actually.

John Sullivan, rebooted as Donnel Tinhead from Fire Emblem Awakening.

_{I actually like Donnel.}

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mad

saoirse quinn

she/her

twenty-eight

october 27th

circhester, galar

bisexual

physicist / inventor

executive

the shadows breathe

whispering me away

5’8” height

every night i burn, dream the black crow dream

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Lulu Flint

Pick Your FC for the Shitty Hoenn Reboot

POSTED ON Nov 17, 2022 20:52:54 GMT

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Taya

Paris, Rosa, Olivia

She/her

twenty-six

April 24

Mauville City

Heterosexual

Casino Dealer

Grunt

single

and ready to mingle

39 height

I’d take good looks and a bad attitude over smarts and education any day

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Zilla Dumay

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POSTED ON Nov 17, 2022 21:23:18 GMT

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Zilla Dumay, rebooted as Selina Kyle (Catwoman) from Batman

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oslo

the crown prince

masculine

twenty-seven

may 20

hammerlocke, galar

heterosexual

archaeologist

aqua/ex-admin

what a wicked thing to do

to make me dream of you

6'2" height

born under a bad sign with a blue moon in my eyes

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Remiel Calcifet

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POSTED ON Nov 22, 2022 1:14:02 GMT

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HEI, DARKER THAN BLACK

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Tagger

Wraith

he/him/his

October 31

Shalour City, Kalos

Heterosexual

Ranch Owner

Ex-Elite 4

Desiree Blooms

"My guiding light."

6'04" height

i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.

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Thomas Benoit

Pick Your FC for the Shitty Hoenn Reboot

POSTED ON Nov 23, 2022 5:28:55 GMT

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Thomas' first FC was Lockon Stratos, so....

Suzaku Kururugi from Code Geass

MARCH UPDATE

IT'S A LONG WAIT AT A LONG LIGHT

SITE SURVEY

BUT IT'S NOT WHAT I WAS HOPING FOR

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ONEimportant information

TWOcharacter creation

THREEout of character

FOURother systems

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YEEHAW

Not all that shitty, actually.

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