THE LOVE CALCULATOR

i used to dream in the dark of palisades park

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dawn grandier
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twenty-six
rocket boss
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i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.
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cadis von klaussner
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POSTED ON Feb 20, 2020 23:36:40 GMT
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CALCULATING...


CALCULATING...


CALCULATING...


CALCULATING...


CALCULATING...

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flower boy
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twenty-nine
june 14th
laverre, kalos
homosexual
professor
sergeant
alexei ivanov
dating
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Pulling down backstreets deep in your head / slipping through dreamland like a tourist.
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Florian Laurel
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POSTED ON Feb 22, 2020 0:17:43 GMT
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Gavin Merlino
he/him
36
october 28th
circhester, galar
demisexual
the harbinger
underboss
creatures of habit, carrion flowers, growing from repeated crimes.
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Cillian Quinn
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POSTED ON Feb 22, 2020 0:22:00 GMT
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orion
he/him
thirty
august 9th
lilycove
homosexual
ranger
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i'll wreck this if i have to; tell me, what good would that do?
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Orion Lykos
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POSTED ON Feb 22, 2020 0:26:05 GMT
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yayaya aa
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THE LOVE CALCULATOR
POSTED ON Feb 22, 2020 7:44:14 GMT
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87%

platonic

you did marvelous, rex. there's not much else to say!!


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92%

romantic
romantic
romantic
romantic
romantic

your eevee and snivy are in the same breeding group. you know what that means... that galarian rapidash can whisk you two away too! a knight and their princess. ♥


both of you receive:

+


81%

platonic
platonic
platonic
platonic
platonic

the love machine has identified two best friend bitches, just hangin out, livin life, & having fun.


both of you receive:

& @lavone


99%

platonic (enemies)

the love machine believes that this is the start of a new, fiery rivalry. it also believes that these two can be summed up in one simple, concise sentence: "what the fuck".


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& @jane
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yayaya aa
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ADMIN
THE LOVE CALCULATOR
POSTED ON Feb 22, 2020 7:55:58 GMT
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13%

romantic

the love machine detects your unrequited love! sadly, it seems as if it will remain that way...


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&


6%

platonic

they may meet again, but the love machine believes kaida may not realize who she is dealing with... forming a relationship with cadis means putting one's self in danger, not safety. be careful little monster!


both of you receive:

+


2%

platonic

the love machine does not believe in a relationship that does not have aligned fashion sense...


both of you receive:

& @joseph
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yayaya aa
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POSTED ON Feb 22, 2020 8:25:10 GMT
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57%

platonic

the love machine determines this relationship to be wonderfully sweet. although it may not burgeon into the strongest of friendships, the acquaintanceship between semi-reformed criminal and professor is bound to bear some fruit.


both of you receive:

+


44%

platonic

from the data, the love machine gathers that this is a good professional relationship. everything is done with cold precision, but is there space for the warmth of a friendship? time will tell.


both of you receive:

+


31%

platonic

although orion may admire josh for being the wonderful father that he is, such a perspective may cause this relationship to grow awkwardly. the father-son bond carves particular scars after all.


both of you receive:

+


68%

platonic

the love machine rewards you with an egg tutor move because to bake cakes, you need eggs, right?! in any case, jesse's exuberance will serve her well in impressing cadis. the data points toward a favourable forecast!


both of you receive:

& @jesse

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orion
he/him
thirty
august 9th
lilycove
homosexual
ranger
elite
i'll wreck this if i have to; tell me, what good would that do?
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Orion Lykos
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POSTED ON Feb 22, 2020 9:19:01 GMT
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