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POSTED ON Jun 15, 2021 22:38:25 GMT
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The crowd certainly was in an uproar because of the incompetence of the referee. Yelling and screaming in all directions, it was a total travesty. Ruby, of course, had no idea what to do. She was at a stand still, physically and emotionally.

However, people in the crowd certainly were up in arms. "AH LOOK AT THIS. SLIMY BASTARD OF A WHALE!" Someone particularly angry stood up from his seat, roaring as loud as he could. Wearing a Groudon shirt, with a Groudon hat, and Groudon... pants? Certainly a bit obsessed. "KYOGRE CAN'T DO SHIT TO MY BOY! GROUDON'S GOT HOENN'S BACK! HE REBUILT THE FALLS! OUR ISLANDS EXISTENCE ALONE IS A SPIT IN THE FUCKING FACE OF THAT OVERGROWN MINNOW! I'M HAVING SUSHI TONIGHT, BITCHES!!!"

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POSTED ON Jun 16, 2021 0:27:33 GMT
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TEAM KYOGRE

    Rowan inhaled a deep breath, remembering the immortal words of Kyogre and knowing they needed their strength in this crucial moment. 

"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE BITCH? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN THE WEATHER TRIO, AND I'VE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON THE CAVE OF ORIGIN, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED DRIZZLES. I AM TRAINED IN MARINE WARFARE AND I'M THE TOP SWIMMER IN THE ENTIRE LEGENDARY ROSTER. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU THE FUCK OUT WITH ORIGIN PULSES THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SAYING THAT SHIT TO ME OVER THE ROTOM PHONE? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET NETWORK OF SPIES ACROSS HOENN AND YOUR RED ORB IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, KID. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN DROWN YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE FLIPPERS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN SPECIAL MOVE COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE OCEAN AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE REGION, YOU LITTLE SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR LITTLE "CLEVER" COMMENT WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDN'T, YOU DIDN'T, AND NOW YOU'RE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, GROUDON."

    Perhaps, Kyogre may now smile upon them.




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POSTED ON Jun 16, 2021 1:48:03 GMT
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from the crowds, an npc named marco ha gets wild from the festivities. the name is entirely coincidental and may or may not be related to anyone that has existed before.

"WHALES ARE AWESOME, MAN! CALLING THEM STUPID IS LIKE CALLING SITE ADMINS WHO PLAY THREE GACHA GAMES AND SPENDING MONEY ON ALL OF THEM STUPID! AND THEY'RE CALLED 'WHALES AND TAILS', NOT FUCKING 'LIZARDS AND TAILS'!"

he jeers from the sideline, a red solo cup of alcohol raised in the air as he joins the chorus of his fellow kyogre supporters. there's a smile on his face when he continues talking.

"WATER LEVELS ARE NOT THE ONLY THING GROUDON CAN DROP. WITH THOSE COMEBACKS, GUESS IT CAN DROP IQ AS WELL. LAND'S NOT THE ONLY THING DESOLATE WITH GROU-GROU! WHO'DA THUNK?!"

he laughs heartily in the spirit of trash talk. there's no more thinking in his head and everything that comes to his mouth was coming from a drunk man.

"IMAGINE LOSING WITH AN EARLY ADVANTAGE! R IS FOR ROLL COMMAND, BUT, LIKE YOU, IT ALSO STANDS FOR RE-"

eventually, he gets pulled away before he can talk more.



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John Sullivan
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POSTED ON Jun 16, 2021 3:52:10 GMT
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Doug casually leaned forward towards Team Kyogre.

"One of the two gods got mind controlled like a jackass and attacked Hoenn's people, and surprise surprise- it wasn't Groudon. Live long and eat a dick, Fatty. Be less useless next time."

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Josh Dragomir
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POSTED ON Jun 16, 2021 3:59:46 GMT
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He... Blinked?

Josh didn't know what came over him. But as the trash talk began to rain out amongst the two sides, the power of an ancient god seemed to wash over him as he would call out the ultimate in trash talkery.

"YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL POKEMON ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT GROUDON AND YOU LOOK AT KYOGRE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER POKEMON YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT GROUDON IS A GENETIC FREAK AND IT'S NOT NORMAL! SO THAT SALTY-ASS FISH HAS GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEATING GROUDON! AND THEN YOU ADD GROUDON'S CHISLED ABS TO THE MIX, THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTICALLY GO DOWN! SEE IN A FIGHT BETWEEN GROUDON AND KYOGRE, THE OVERSIZED FISH-MISSILE HAS GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT GROUDON HAS GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KYOGRE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT GROUDON AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY! SO KYOGRE, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3 CHANCE MINUS GROUDON'S 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING IN A FIGHT! BUT THEN YOU TAKE GROUDON'S 75% CHANCE OF WINNING IF THERE WAS 6.5% LAND STANDING BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM AND THEN ADD 66 2/3 %. GROUDON'S GOT A 141 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING! KYOGRE?THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU IN THIS, THE TUGGEST OF WARS!

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POSTED ON Jun 16, 2021 4:01:31 GMT
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Okay, wait a second what the—

They were both evenly matched and it all boiled down to a snarking match?

‘Hah, I could snark them six ways to next Saturday, as you humans say,’ he heard the unwelcome, but very much appreciated, voice sass in the back of his head. ‘This should be easy for me. Give me a few moments.’

‘You might want to hurry up, and make it count!’ was all he could retort as he patted the Lucario who was sweating like a waterfall at this point.

He was so tempted to snark, however someone else in the crowd had beaten him to it—he did have to keep calm after all!

“OI, KYOGRE-STANS! I THOUGHT THE GODS NEVER MADE MISTAKES UNTIL, WELL, WHEN YOU WERE ‘BORN’!

FIRST THING YA DO WHEN YOU WERE SUMMONED IN EXISTENCE—DECIMATE THE REGION! WERE YA DROPPED ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WERE ‘MADE’, TRYNA FLOOD THE ENTIRE PLACE LIKE’AT.

Y’ALLS CAN’T EXIST WITH JUS’ WATER ALONE, HOW’D YA THINK THE FIRST HUMANS SURVIVED? GREW FINS? FLIPPERS? HAH! THE LAND SAVED ‘EM, THA’S WHAT!

JUST ‘CAUSE THE WORLD IS MOSTLY MADE OUTTA WATER DOESN’T MEAN YA CAN HOL’ BRAGGIN’ RIGHTS! OR ALMOST DESTROY THE REGION—AGAIN!”


‘Wow, holy shit who was that?’

‘I have no idea, but damn was that what you wanted to say?’ he mused with a smirk on his face.

‘Somewhat, only much more refined than that.’



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POSTED ON Jun 16, 2021 4:06:55 GMT
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"YOUR HUMOR IS SO DRY, IT'S NO WONDER YOU'RE ALL TEAM GROUDON," Adrian barked back, perpetuating the back-and-forth between teams and fueling the feuding.

He felt ridiculous...

Both teams were laying down heavy zingers, though each team proved their own bias, which made for a rather inconclusive shouting match. Until someone laid it on thick, kind of like the opposing's team's oafish mascot.



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POSTED ON Jun 16, 2021 5:44:19 GMT
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Razz is confused by everything. He doesn't really get all the yelling and discourse, they lost, simple as that right? Though one old man from the audience watching seems to disagree as he starts yelling a loud as his lungs could handle. [break][break]

"KYOGRE IS A FIEND AND A COWARD, AND IT HAS BAD BREATH! ITS DEGENERATE, NOXIOUS AND DEPRAVED. I FEEL DEBASED JUST KNOWING KYOGRE EXIST. I DESPITE EVERYTHING ABOUT IT, AND WISH IT WOULD GO AWAY! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW INCREDIBLY STUPID TEAM KYOGRE IS. I MEAN ROCK-HARD STUPID. DEHYDRATED-ROCK-HARD STUPID BECAUSE THATS THE STATE OUR BOI GROUNDON LEAVES YOU IN. STUPID SO STUPID THAT IT GOES WAY BEYOND THE STUPID WE KNOW INTO A WHOLE DIFFERENT DIMENSION OF STUPID/ YOU ARE TRANS-STUPID. META-STUPID! SOME PURE ESSENCE OF STUPID SO UNCONTAMINATED BY ANYTHING ELSE AS TO BE BEYOND THE LAWS OF PHYSICS THAT WE KNOW! [break][break]

I'M SORRY I CAN'T GO ON!"




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POSTED ON Jun 24, 2021 9:13:48 GMT
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CONCLUSION!!!





A SHOUTING MATCH OCCURS as the match devolves into chaos. Insults are thrown while some even escalate the situation into a borderline scuffle. In the end, the officials default on an answer in order to appease the crowd and get them to disperse.

THE VERDICT: You’re all winners here!

Just kidding. TEAM KYOGRE wins by a hair’s breadth. A review of the footage puts them ahead just as the last second ticks off. Prizes are distributed to participants as a well decorated Wailmer lets out a celebratory WATER SPOUT.

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