Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?

I like basketball shorts, but I don't like all the perverts.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?

The day I received my black belt.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?

I think people can get better, but that doesn't mean they get forgiveness.

Survey #4 - Which Pokemon species do you detest?

Malamar. I don't like being some squid's marionette.

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?

Yakuza, a tent, and a ton of bug spray.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?

My cellphone, a crushed pack of cigarettes, and some rando's business card.

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?

I have a little brother, but he's way younger than me. We don't talk much. Dad thinks I'm a bad influence.

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?

As a fun friend.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokemon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?

I try to let them pick now. My old names were super cringy. Goth, edgelord kind of stuff.

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?

Not anymore. Sex is definitely overrated.

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

I'm actually into hot pink.

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?

I like Junji Ito stuff. Horror is the only stuff worth watching.

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?

Until what? This question is unclear.

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What's your favorite crappy movie?

Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?

I leave them to younger men and sailors.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?

The day I solved my first case.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?

There are some sins it is impossible to balance. My own included. Immorality is not undone by good deeds and vice versa.

Survey #4 - Which Pokemon species do you detest?

I would not go as far as to say detest. I dislike Furfrou, however. Their fur absolutely coats everything they come into contact with. 

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?

I am going to assume one cannot bring a boat, an airplane, a phone, or a house. I would bring my library and a long coil of rope. My gun would be present as well. To put me out of my misery.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?

I currently have my phone and my wallet.

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?

I have a single older brother. We send obligatory yuletide greetings, but we do not communicate beyond that. We are two very different people.

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?

I would like to be remembered not for my own crimes but for those I solved. I would like to be synonymous with Doyle's Sherlock Holmes.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokemon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?

They are living creatures and not property. We work together to find a name they can tolerate. I tend to suggest older, elegant human monikers.

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?

I am not. I believe my children and grandson are proof of that.

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

I quite enjoy slate.

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?

My son enjoyed such shows, I did not. I did find Death Note amusing, however.

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?

I believe this region is far too stubborn to perish.

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What mystery keeps you up at night?

Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?

They are fine. I am not certain why anyone would disagree.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?

The day I received the title of captain.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?

I believe all is possible through Arceus.

Survey #4 - Which Pokemon species do you detest?

Drifloon. They are soul-eating kidnappers with no redeeming qualities.

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?

I would bring a tent, a camping set, and a knife.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?

I have a tube of lip gloss.

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?

I have two older half-siblings. We do not see eye to eye on much. I understand their distaste for me.

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?

I want to be remembered as a pious, moral member of society.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokemon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?

I do, simply so I can refer to them. I prefer mythological names but selection is not something I take lightly.

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?

I am not. I have had a number of short-term relations in the past.

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

I enjoy deep, tropical teals.

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?

I have never watched an anime. I do not enjoy television.

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?

I am not sure. Whether the region dies or thrives is solely Arceus's decision.

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What would the perfect god look like to you?

Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?

Not my favorite article of clothing, no.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?

It doesn't matter.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?

Redemption is a pretty lie, I think, that some people delude themselves into believing. But there are points of no return. You'll know when you cross them.

Survey #4 - Which Pokemon species do you detest?

Emboar.

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?

A boat, and someone capable of driving the boat. BARNABY FINCH, I suppose? He seems the type to own one. And I can imagine worse company.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?

...Apparently some rotting flower petals.

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?

I'm an only child.

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?

I'd rather not be remembered at all, frankly. There's no point.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokemon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?

Only sometimes. After plants, mostly.

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?

I'm a widow. Draw your own conclusions.

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Some shades of green are very pleasing.

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?

I beg your pardon?

Survey #13 - ORACELIES SOLAR has released her final album titled X. Out of the tracklist, which is your favourite song and why?

How many musicians are paying this publication to shill their records? Honestly. Must I be expected to listen to every Hoennite with a passing desire for fame and glory?

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?

You might as well ask how much time any of us have left. The answer is I don't know, except I don't intend to die soon.

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Why are you answering this survey?

Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?

Short pants? I don't want to see peoples knees, cover your knees up if you're going to be walking around everywhere.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?

The moment my life-long companion, Mistral, evolved into an Empoleon.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?

I'm proof proper redemption is possible. However, I don't think all sins can be forgiven. noah faber will never forgive me for what I did to him, nor should he.

Survey #4 - Which Pokémon species do you detest?

None, really.

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?

Adrian Malcolm, a case of rum and a machete.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?

My phone, loose change and a flask.

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?

I have two siblings. Lulu Flint and Cillian Quinn. Lulu and I remain in touch and care for each other, while Cillian...no comment.

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?

I'd like to be remembered for the good that I've done, not the evil that preceded it.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokémon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?

Of course, it seems cold and impersonal to not. I tend to name them after fictional beings or concepts, usually whichever aligns best with their species.

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?

Nope.

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Blue.

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?

Neon Genesis Evangeleon

Survey #13 - ORACELIES SOLAR has released her final album titled X. Out of the track list, which is your favorite song and why?

I'm more of a Melody Miro fan, I haven't listened to this new artist yet.

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?

Not enough.

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What is one item that is always in your fridge?

Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?

Iove ‘em, wear ‘em whenever i can.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?

as of right now, re-opening lilycove's gym. could be subject to change.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?

I like to think so, as far as the first point goes. Maybe that’s too optimistic, but who’s to say, really?

Survey #4 - Which Pokemon species do you detest?

Any of the fish out there.

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?

Ikarus Rook, a lighter, and uhhhh, a tub of cheez balls, maybe.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?

Keys… pocket change… some bird seed in a baggie

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?

Yeah, a younger brother— Leif Logan. We were kinda estranged for awhile, but I’m pretty sure things are on the up and up now.

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?

As someone who lived well.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokemon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?

Yeah, can’t help myself. Usually I just go with whatever fits, but food names are also pretty common.

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?

Haha…nah, man.

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Green… kidding, I’m a blue tones kinda guy.

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?

If it’s sci-fi, I’ll probably like it.

Survey #13 - ORACELIES SOLAR has released her final album titled X. Out of the tracklist, which is your favourite song and why?

I’ll uhhhhhh get back you on that…totally.

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?

Hell if I know. I figure there’s plenty of time, though. Hasn’t gone under yet, after all.

Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?

I think I pull them off well. I quite enjoy daisy dukes. True classics never go out of style.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?

The day I held my first child in my arms.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?

I think regret is for fools. Facing any way but forward is simply wasting time.

Survey #4 - Which Pokemon species do you detest?

I do not like Pokemon as a whole. I particularly detest x ad.

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?

A lot of sunblock, Purrseus, and a psychic-type with teleport.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?

My work card, a small notebook, and a hand mirror.

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?

I have a younger sister. She is a useless drain on society.

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?

I want to be the person who finally put Pokemon and humanity on equal footing.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokemon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?

Of course I do! How else are you going to call them? I am not overly fussy about it. I just use whatever comes to mind at the time.

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?

Ohoho~! What a forward question! Are you looking for lessons?

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

I enjoy deep, tropical teals.

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?

My children enjoy some of these shows. I've never sat down to watch one.

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?

I think it depends on who throws the next tantrum. This silly tug-of-war has to end eventually. This silly stalemate is tiresome.

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Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?

Isn't that a slur? They prefer little people.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?

My win at the Galarian PokeGolf tournament.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?

Almost anybody can be redeemed. But they got to mean it.

Survey #4 - Which Pokemon species do you detest?

Jynx and Mister Mime kind of creep me out.

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?

One of those water purifiers, a ton of comic books, and, uh, a tool belt.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?

A squished brownie, a crumpled gas station receipt, and a few random coins.

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?

There are eight of us. Most of us get along okay.

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?

I just want to die a fun guy.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokemon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?

I name them, yeah. I use comic book sounds and onomona--sound effects.

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?

I, uh, kind of? Do dreams count?

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

I really like dark red.

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?

This question's hard. I like Yu-Gi-Oh

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?

Yh, I don't think we're gonna blow it up or anything.

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If you could be immune to pain, would you?

Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?

I enjoy them, especially colorful, patterned ones.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?

My first championship rank.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?

I believe it is better to try.

Survey #4 - Which Pokemon species do you detest?

I see beauty in all species. It is irresponsible trainers who bother me.

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?

A few notebooks, my Wooper, and a large tent.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?

My wallet, my phone, and a harmonica.

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?

I have a younger sister. She is my best friend.

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?

As someone worth remembering.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokemon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?

We choose a name together. I prefer traditional names.

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?

I am not.

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

I enjoy yellow, Particular sunflower shades.

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?

I have not yet had the pleasure. Do you have any recommendations?

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?

I would not even hazard a guess.

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What do you think about when you're alone?

Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?

I like them, as long as the design's good.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?

I killed Darkrai once.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?

Some things stay too raw to be forgiven.

Survey #4 - Which Pokemon species do you detest?

None? I think they're all interesting in their own ways.

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?

A knife, a radio, and Galvantula.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?

Just my phone. Oh wait, there's a meteorite in here too...?

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?

No siblings, or anything like that. But I have family back in Unova that I don't really talk to, and some in Galar that I can't really talk to.

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?

If the world remembers me in any way, that would be fine by me.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokemon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?

No. I've never really needed to, you know?

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?

No.

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

If you've ever seen the night sky away from the city lights... That colour.

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?

Don't really watch anime.

Survey #13 - ORACELIES SOLAR has released her final album titled X. Out of the tracklist, which is your favourite song and why?

Thank You Song, especially with everything surrounding her album... I'll miss her music, but I hope she's doing okay.

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?

Please get therapy. You can afford it.

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Have you ever given up on a dream?

Survey #1 - What is your opinion on shorts?

Nothing wrong with shorts! They're comfy.

Survey #2 - What was your proudest moment?

Earning Munchlax's trust. I didn't know I wanted to be a trainer until I met him.

Survey #3 - Do you believe in redemption, or can some sins never be forgiven?

Forgiveness is always possible.

Survey #4 - Which Pokemon species do you detest?

Psychics. No explanation necessary.

Survey #5 - Who or what 3 objects would you bring with you if you were stuck on a deserted island?

Gwendolyn Conway and a flashlight and some snacks.

Survey #6 - What do you have in your pockets?

Uh. A lollipop and my dex.

Survey #7 - Do you have a sibling, or someone like one? If so, what's your relationship like?

I have a few. We don't talk much. I try not to visit Dewford. Um. They're just never gonna change, y'know?

Survey #8 - How would you like to be remembered after you die?

That's a little morose. Haha. I want to be known as a friend to all ghosts. As a Ranger who never stopped trying to bridge the gap between them and us.

Survey #9 - Do you name your Pokemon? Why, or why not? Do you follow a certain theme?

I don't name my pokemon. It doesn't feel right. I don't own them.

Survey #10 - Are you a virgin?

Uh. I don't, um. What's the next question?

Survey #11 - WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR?

Purple!

Survey #12 - What is your favorite anime?

Don't watch 'em. Maybe Gwen does?

Survey #13 - ORACELIES SOLAR has released her final album titled X. Out of the tracklist, which is your favourite song and why?

Ah! I'm so behind. I haven't had time for music lately.

Survey #14 - How much time do you think Hoenn has left?

What kind of question is that? What are you trying to say?

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What kind of paranormal experiences have you had?
Do you believe in the afterlife?
Would you hang out with the ghost of your pokemon given the opportunity?
What would you say to a deceased member of your team if you had the opportunity?