conrad
he/him
22
december 18
vermillion city, kanto
anything goes
errand boy
grunt
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PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #6
POSTED ON Apr 30, 2024 16:42:18 GMT
PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #6
answered in-character & anonymously
SURVEY #1 "What is your favorite way to travel?"
- at the back of a lapras, chilling on the ocean waves
SURVEY #2 "What have been your missed opportunities in life so far?"
- i'm just so kind that i let others take the spotlight. i could be the best, but then someone has to be a bigger man and step down to let these fuckers see the sights at the top!
SURVEY #3 "What’s the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?"
- that i'm just too perfect, y'know. i make people insecure. i should be less perfect if i can help it, they say.
SURVEY #4 "Is the person you are now, the person you wanted to be when you were younger?"
- i wanted to be normal, but it turns out i'm just peak
SURVEY #5 "Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?"
- i would tell them IF THEY DON'T KEEP LEAVING!!!
SURVEY #6 "What is your go to karaoke song?"
- i haven't been to karaoke before
SURVEY #7 "How have your parents shaped you? For better or for worse."
- whoever they are, i thank them for giving me the best genes to create the most attractive guy there is
SURVEY #8 "What would you say to a deceased member of your Pokemon team if you had the opportunity?"
SURVEY #9 "What do you think about when you're alone?"
- i think of how nice it would be to be cuddling with me wink wink
SURVEY #10 "Tell me about a time when you truly felt safe?"
- sometimes, when i close my eyes to sleep, i just say, fuck it. if i die, i die.
SURVEY #11 "Would you save our universe, even if it meant that all other universes would be destroyed?"
- well, i don't wanna die, so...
SURVEY #12 "Gut check: do you expect people to act in their own self-interest or in the interest of others?"
- i'm sure people think of others! really hard to live a life without sharing experiences with friends, right?
SURVEY #13 "If someone really wanted to hurt you right now, what should they do?"
- you know when someone does everything you do, but they do it better? yeah, i hate that.
SURVEY #14 "Do you believe in the afterlife?"
- it would be nice if that was real. i think it's better if i think there is one!
SURVEY #15 "What would the apocalypse look like or feel like for you?"
- i'm not really sure. i don't think i can imagine how it would look like, but sometimes, i think of like how we're just specks in the universe, and how we're not even relevant in the grand scheme of things, and it can all end in a blink of an eye and we won't even know it.
SUGGESTIONS? "Do you have a suggestion for a future survey question? Please submit it below."
- would you still love a loved one if they were a wurmple?
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