"What's your favorite way to travel?"
"I like the bus! It feels cosy."

""What is your go to karaoke song?""
"Roar, by Katy Perry."

PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #6

answered in-character & anonymously

"What is your favorite way to travel?"

by foot.

"What have been your missed opportunities in life so far?"

i haven't lived my life long enough yet to answer that.

"What’s the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?"

don't let feelings get involved. ever.

"Is the person you are now, the person you wanted to be when you were younger?"

no.

"Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?"

no.

"What is your go to karaoke song?"

i don't like to sing.

"How have your parents shaped you? For better or for worse."

they decided they were better without me.

"What would you say to a deceased member of your Pokemon team if you had the opportunity?"

skip!

"What do you think about when you're alone?"

so much. all of the things i want to do, what am i going to eat for dinner tonight?

"Tell me about a time when you truly felt safe?"

when i was young, a pokemon protected me. he was so small, just like me, but he never gave up.

"Would you save our universe, even if it meant that all other universes would be destroyed?"

i don't know. maybe.

"Gut check: do you expect people to act in their own self-interest or in the interest of others?"

their own self-interest.

"If someone really wanted to hurt you right now, what should they do?"

come at me without hesitation.

"Do you believe in the afterlife?"

i don't want to find out.

"What would the apocalypse look like or feel like for you?"

strangely, i think i would feel less alone than i do now.

"Do you have a suggestion for a future survey question? Please submit it below."

Why is it so hard to make friends?

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answered in-character as circe crowley

"What is your favorite way to travel?"

By air, of course! It's the fastest and most convenient way to go.

"What have been your missed opportunities in life so far?"

I suppose there are certain roles I've turned down because I felt I wasn't a good enough actor for them. Looking back, I wish I would have tried anyways and learned from the experience.

"What’s the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?"

My fans already know what I'm going to say. If you're going into a relationship, save a bit of your heart for yourself and the next one.

"Is the person you are now, the person you wanted to be when you were younger?"

I am the person I always knew I was meant to be.

"Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?"

I have, actually. It's important to let those you care for know how you feel about them every now and then with not only actions, but words.

"What is your go to karaoke song?"

Hm, I prefer classics, but recently I've been obsessed with NO by Meghan Trainor.

"How have your parents shaped you? For better or for worse."

Most know this already, but my father died when I was young, and my mother wasn't much in the picture. In this way, they were motivating factors for me to pursue acting.

"What would you say to a deceased member of your Pokemon team if you had the opportunity?"

I can't imagine what one would say in that situation, and frankly, I don't want to.

"What do you think about when you're alone?"

I do find myself reading people's comments on social media a lot. So I suppose what people think about me.

"Tell me about a time when you truly felt safe?"

My pokemon and I keep each other safe. I can always rely on them and vice versa.

"Would you save our universe, even if it meant that all other universes would be destroyed?"

Well, well, wouldn't that make an exciting episode? Depends. What do the other universes have to offer me?

"Gut check: do you expect people to act in their own self-interest or in the interest of others?"

Humans are selfish beings. Are selfish desires are the driving force behind our success, even if they don't want to admit it. Deep down, we're all looking out for ourselves the most.

"If someone really wanted to hurt you right now, what should they do?"

What an odd question. I'll just use the safe word.

"Do you believe in the afterlife?"

Perhaps. I see no reason not to.

"What would the apocalypse look like or feel like for you?"

Everyone looks like cavemen and are in desperate need of a shower.

PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #6

answered in-character & anonymously

SURVEY #1
"What is your favorite way to travel?"

• teleportation, because it makes me feel all fuzzy-wuzzy. or flying.

SURVEY #2
"What have been your missed opportunities in life so far?"

• honestly, i can't remember.

SURVEY #3
"What’s the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?"

• never been in a relationship, but when in doubt, quote the immortal poets: you are what you love, not who loves you.

SURVEY #4
"Is the person you are now, the person you wanted to be when you were younger?"

• ...i don't remember this, either, but eventually, i will be.

SURVEY #5
"Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?"

• typing out a text to freya morningstar: love u. drinks soon? There. Done.

SURVEY #6
"What is your go to karaoke song?"

• sugar we're going down, probably.

SURVEY #7
"How have your parents shaped you? For better or for worse."

• i think i'm a lot like my dad..... i should probably go snip that part out.

SURVEY #8
"What would you say to a deceased member of your Pokemon team if you had the opportunity?"

• i... don't remember.

SURVEY #9
"What do you think about when you're alone?"

• oh, you know. hobby stuff. what should i eat for lunch.

SURVEY #10
"Tell me about a time when you truly felt safe?"

• do people not feel safe on the reg?

SURVEY #11
"Would you save our universe, even if it meant that all other universes would be destroyed?"

• oh, sure. i'd probably just forget it, anyway.

SURVEY #12
"Gut check: do you expect people to act in their own self-interest or in the interest of others?"

• self-interest. people are inherently self-serving, if not evil. and the people who say they aren't are liars.

SURVEY #13
"If someone really wanted to hurt you right now, what should they do?"

• stab me?

SURVEY #14
"Do you believe in the afterlife?"

• no.

SURVEY #15
"What would the apocalypse look like or feel like for you?"

• probably a lot like this.

PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #6

answered in-character & anonymously

SURVEY #1
"What is your favorite way to travel?"

• Motorbike. I miss it...

SURVEY #2
"What have been your missed opportunities in life so far?"

• There were so many. I don't like to remember.

SURVEY #3
"What’s the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?"

• Say NO to relationships.

SURVEY #4
"Is the person you are now, the person you wanted to be when you were younger?"

• With all certainty in the universe... no. But I can take it.

SURVEY #5
"Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?"

• No. They're all dead. It's just me and my dog, so... love you buddy?

SURVEY #6
"What is your go to karaoke song?"

• I don't sing in front of anyone.

SURVEY #7
"How have your parents shaped you? For better or for worse."

• If it's about family, I won't answer.

SURVEY #8
"What would you say to a deceased member of your Pokemon team if you had the opportunity?"

• Lo siento...

SURVEY #9
"What do you think about when you're alone?"

• I try to keep my mind clear to avoid any shit.

SURVEY #10
"Tell me about a time when you truly felt safe?"

• Honestly, I feel safer now than I have ever felt before.

SURVEY #11
"Would you save our universe, even if it meant that all other universes would be destroyed?"

• Sure. I don't care about the others.

SURVEY #12
"Gut check: do you expect people to act in their own self-interest or in the interest of others?"

• Human beings are naturally selfish, so...

SURVEY #13
"If someone really wanted to hurt you right now, what should they do?"

• To pray. Pray a lot...

SURVEY #14
"Do you believe in the afterlife?"

• Hmm... I dunno. Maybe only for good souls.

SURVEY #15
"What would the apocalypse look like or feel like for you?"

• Simultaneous heart attacks. El arrebatamiento de las almas.

answered icly and digitally [nontrackable in addition to the anonymous layer lol]

"What have been your missed opportunities in life so far?"
Leaving alone.

"What do you think about when you're alone?"
What I should bake next.

"Would you save our universe, even if it meant that all other universes would be destroyed?"
Yeah.

PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #6

ANSWERED IN-CHARACTER & ANONYMOUSLY

1. What is your favorite way to travel?
“Horseback; ain't nothin' like it.”

3. What's the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?
“Tell 'em you love 'em, s'often as you can. Don't listen to none'a that horseshit about how sayin' it too much spoils the meaning; if you love 'em, can't ever tell 'em that enough.”

5. Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?
“Sure have.”

6. What is your go-to karaoke song?
“Don't do karaoke, but ev'ry now and then I'll pick up the old six string and play some Cash, God rest his soul.”

8. What would you say to a deceased member of your Pokemon team if you had the opportunity?
“I love you. I'm sorry.”

14. Do you believe in the afterlife?
“Look, buddy, I know this is a survey an' all, but yer askin' a lotta personal goddamn questions. I ain't answered half'a them 'cause ya'll seem awful interested in picking folks like me apart, and somethin' about that don't sit right with me. I'll give you this last one, an' then we're done, alright?

Alright.

Then I'll tell ya this; I don't know if there's somethin' waitin' for us after we die, but I sure as shit hope there is. There's a lotta lousy bastards that don't get what's comin' to 'em before they croak, and there's a lotta good folk who don't get the peace they deserve 'fore they go neither. It'd be cruel as shit for Arceus to put us on this earth just to toil an' suffer til we die without a damn thing to show for it, and I'd like to think fer all the good there is in this world, the one puttin' us here'd give more of a shit than that. So I don't know if heaven or hell is real, or if we just get ta keep goin' over and over 'til the world stops spinnin', but I hope to God that we ain't just gonna all end up as worm food when the day is done.

… God, I hope there's more to it than that. For all'a us.”

answered icly and anonymously

"What is your go to karaoke song?"
Lower One's Eyes by Lanndo if anything goes. ... else, whatever movie soundtrack's trending right now. I'm not super picky.

"Is the person you are now, the person you wanted to be when you were younger?"
... no.

"Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?"
If we don't take "telling" literally, yeah.

"Do you have a suggestion for a future survey question? Please submit it below."
- Do you have a quote/proverb/lyrics that changed your life? If yes, what is it?
- What's your least favourite fashion style?

PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #6

answered in-character by @kazuya

SURVEY #1
"What is your favorite way to travel?"

• I enjoy traveling by foot. I also enjoy ship travel.

SURVEY #2
"What have been your missed opportunities in life so far?"

• I did not spend the time with my daughters that I wish I had. Now, it's too late.

SURVEY #3
"What’s the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?"

• Marry that girl was the worst. Best? That it's all about balancing the scales..

SURVEY #4
"Is the person you are now, the person you wanted to be when you were younger?"

• Haha! Of course not! I wanted to be a samurai astronaut.

SURVEY #5
"Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?"

• I haven't seen them in years. But I send them well wishes.

SURVEY #6
"What is your go to karaoke song?"

• No one wants to hear that, but I like Queen.

SURVEY #7
"How have your parents shaped you? For better or for worse."

• My mother and father taught me a lot. I learned to respect spirits and how to put out physical fires. I was just too pg-headed to listen to the other stuff.

SURVEY #9
"What do you think about when you're alone?"

• I think about what was taken from me.

SURVEY #10
"Tell me about a time when you truly felt safe?"

• When I was surrounded by my squad on my last kindling job.

SURVEY #11
"Would you save our universe, even if it meant that all other universes would be destroyed?"

• I wouldn't. And I wouldn't accept that fate either. I'd hope others would do the same..

SURVEY #12
"Gut check: do you expect people to act in their own self-interest or in the interest of others?"

• We're animals. Even the most selfless act has a motivation.

SURVEY #13
"If someone really wanted to hurt you right now, what should they do?"

• Reveal they were my warden.

SURVEY #14
"Do you believe in the afterlife?"

• Of course.

SURVEY #15
"What would the apocalypse look like or feel like for you?"

• It'd be void of nothingness. Darkness and silence without end.

PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #6

answered in-character by Calpurnia Kubrick

SURVEY #1
"What is your favorite way to travel?"

• I do love a first-class flight. After that, I am partial to trains. Anything is better than driving myself.

SURVEY #2
"What have been your missed opportunities in life so far?"

• I did not use my last employer's idiocy to my advantage. I also did not put my babies in private school soon enough.

SURVEY #3
"What’s the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?"

• I think it depends on the person. What works for one couple certainly won't work for another. People are as different as snowflakes, and should be treated that way. Also, no one wants unsolicited dick picks. Do try and not be a boor.

SURVEY #4
"Is the person you are now, the person you wanted to be when you were younger?"

• I think so. I'm strong and far superior to the gutter rats that raised me. I have five beautiful kids. What else could I wish for?.

SURVEY #5
"Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?"

• Of course, silly! How do they know otherwise?

SURVEY #6
"What is your go to karaoke song?"

• I do enjoy Jessie's Girl.

SURVEY #7
"How have your parents shaped you? For better or for worse."

• My mother showed me what I didn't want to be. I appreciate how terrible she was. It was a good lesson.

SURVEY #9
"What do you think about when you're alone?"

• Of the way my husband's fingers felt.

SURVEY #10
"Tell me about a time when you truly felt safe?"

• On my wedding night when I was curled into my husband's chest.

SURVEY #11
"Would you save our universe, even if it meant that all other universes would be destroyed?"

• Of course I would! There's only one me out there.

SURVEY #12
"Gut check: do you expect people to act in their own self-interest or in the interest of others?"

• People always act in their own interests. They're just too conditioned to say it..

SURVEY #13
"If someone really wanted to hurt you right now, what should they do?"

• Hurt my Zinnia. But they'd regret it.

SURVEY #14
"Do you believe in the afterlife?"

• I do, but I doubt it's a paradise. This world is a mess.

SURVEY #15
"What would the apocalypse look like or feel like for you?"

• A truly blackened landscape with nothing but Pokemon in every direction..

PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #6

answered in-character by Madeline McKenna

SURVEY #1
"What is your favorite way to travel?"

• My motorcycle is the best. Nothing beats the wind in your hair (as long as there aren't bugs).

SURVEY #2
"What have been your missed opportunities in life so far?"

• I should have let pops pay for my college. Or, uh, picked a better career. Fishermen don't pay a lot, unless you're a lure.

SURVEY #3
"What’s the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?"

• Just marry your best friend. Uncle Joel told me that one. I mostly tell people not to be stupid.

SURVEY #4
"Is the person you are now, the person you wanted to be when you were younger?"

• Heck no. But I never got a chance to think about it. The benefit of Malamar turning your prepubescent brain to mush.

SURVEY #5
"Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?"

• They know I do. But I won't say it. I think actions speak louder than words.

SURVEY #6
"What is your go to karaoke song?"

• I'm so drunk when I do karaoke, that I have no idea..

SURVEY #7
"How have your parents shaped you? For better or for worse."

• My dad made me a terrorist.

SURVEY #9
"What do you think about when you're alone?"

• The ways people could beat horror movie monsters. I'm a big AU nut.

SURVEY #10
"Tell me about a time when you truly felt safe?"

• Whenever I stayed the weekend at my Uncle Joel's house. He'd die before he let anything happen to us. My dad would just hurt us himself.

SURVEY #11
"Would you save our universe, even if it meant that all other universes would be destroyed?"

• Of course I would! There's only one me out there.

SURVEY #12
"Gut check: do you expect people to act in their own self-interest or in the interest of others?"

• People always act in their own interests. They're just too conditioned to say it..

SURVEY #13
"If someone really wanted to hurt you right now, what should they do?"

• This question is really sus. No comment.

SURVEY #14
"Do you believe in the afterlife?"

• I guess. But that fact doesn't change whether or not it exists.

SURVEY #15
"What would the apocalypse look like or feel like for you?"

• You ever see Sharknado? Probabky something like that.

PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ #6

answered in-character & anonymously

SURVEY #1
"What is your favorite way to travel?"

• Flying, beyond a doubt.

SURVEY #2
"What have been your missed opportunities in life so far?"

• I should have fired hot sauce at people in Splashfest instead of ketchup.

SURVEY #3
"What’s the best and worst relationship advice you've ever received or given?"

• The best I’ve ever received was to listen in order to understand people, instead of listening so you have something to say.

SURVEY #4
"Is the person you are now, the person you wanted to be when you were younger?"

• When I was six i didn’t think I’d live past twenty.

SURVEY #5
"Have you told your loved ones that you care about them recently? If not, why?"

• Roman Keating has the answer.

SURVEY #6
"What is your go to karaoke song?"

• All We Are by One Republic.

SURVEY #7
"How have your parents shaped you? For better or for worse."

• I think regardless of good or bad, they were doing what they could at the time.

SURVEY #8
"What would you say to a deceased member of your Pokemon team if you had the opportunity?"

• I would tell them that I miss them dearly. I would tell them that they made me happier every day. That I wish I had realised how short our time together would be. That they made me into a better person. And that it’ll just be a while longer before I’m there with them.

SURVEY #9
"What do you think about when you're alone?"

• ”Holy shit I’m tired.”

SURVEY #10
"Tell me about a time when you truly felt safe?"

• When I first got my check after the Splashfest tour: I sat down in my apartment, my rent fully paid until the next year, and bought a stupid amount of takeout. To this day I associate financial freedom with fried chicken and nausea.

SURVEY #11
"Would you save our universe, even if it meant that all other universes would be destroyed?"

• I don’t really care for the universe itself, just the handful of people inside of it that I like.

SURVEY #12
"Gut check: do you expect people to act in their own self-interest or in the interest of others?"

• People act in the interest of others much more than they often realise.

SURVEY #13
"If someone really wanted to hurt you right now, what should they do?"

• Man I’d be so hurt if someone gave me a 4 week luxury cruise vacation and a full set of mint condition original Pokémon TCG first edition trading cards.

SURVEY #14
"Do you believe in the afterlife?"

• Yes.

SURVEY #15
"What would the apocalypse look like or feel like for you?"

• The apocalypse looks like 3 people: A beautiful brunette in a silk white dress, a child with black and silver striped hair, and Tony. They are happily singing some stupid ad chime in Unova during breakfast.

SUGGESTIONS?
"Do you have a suggestion for a future survey question? Please submit it below."

• How are you doing right now?