Fix, Mr. Fixer, Mr. Fix
He/Him
32
December 17
Mahogany Town
Demisexual
Fixer
Grunt
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The Fixer
S.P.E.C.T.R.A. EXAMS
POSTED ON Feb 22, 2022 9:43:12 GMT
[nospaces] [attr="class","rigid"] [attr="class","rigidw"] The Fixer had been doing the problem-solving gig for quite a while now, with jobs big and small, in locations far-flung, exotic, and as mundane as one could imagine. Throughout all that, he had noticed a peculiar trend in his clients and their designated targets - People absolutely loved acronyms. Just couldn't get enough of them. They bent themselves into pretzels shoehorning a vaguely appropriate series of kinda-sorta comprehensible words together, just so they could have a cool acronym. S.P.E.A.R. or G.L.A.I.V.E. or B.A.D.A.S.S. or something similar, and it was painfully apparent that they had picked the acronym first and worked backwards, rather than the other way around. Usually, anyway. He found it rather charming, in a way - A little bit of whimsy in an otherwise grim business, and he was the last person to begrudge someone trying to bring a bit of colour to the bleak business he often participated in. The latest in the long line of acronyms he had been attached temporarily to, or possibly would be, was S.P.E.C.T.R.A, which he couldn't decide whether it made him think of a car or a ghost, and so he elected to solve his conundrum via fusion - Ghost car. Which was, admittedly, pretty awesome. He'd like to see a ghost car someday. Maybe even drive one, if that was a thing that could be done. [break] [break] Such were his idle thoughts as he went over his last series of gear checks, a routine that had so long ago become second nature to him that his hands and brain worked largely on auto-pilot, leaving him free to let his thoughts drift while they worked. Rough pads of calloused skin rasped over the enormous sidearm he favoured, methodically testing and searching for any tell-tale signs of necessary repair or misalignment, and finding none, moved on to the large calibre rifle. This new iteration of Rocket was impressive, admittedly - Moreso than its predecessor had been, when he had worked with them during the Kanto subjugation. Smarter, more subtle, and infinitely more likely to succeed by virtue of those two qualities alone. It certainly didn't hurt that they appeared to have an endless supply of money, or close enough to it. This submarine base they had going was nothing to sneeze at, and it wasn't just for show - He'd checked. The personnel seemed both disciplined and sufficiently kitted out in an ample supply of quality gear, and there was no shortage of high-end tech on display. [break] [break] An excellent example of such was the arena that the participants had been instructed to assemble within. The Fixer studied the pristine area as the scanner swept over his form, the light reflecting off the curved, glossy black plating of his combat plating. He ignored the little, cheerful ping of his helmet's ID chip being successfully picked up by the scanner, instead allowing his gaze to drift up to the observation decks above, where it lingered for a long moment. A faint twitch at the corner of his mouth was, as all his expressions, lost beneath the sleek cover of his helmet. 'An arena indeed. Are we to turn and face our venerated Caesars and cry 'We who are about to die salute you!'?' How very civilised this barbarism was. With a slight, courteous inclination to the figures behind the glass, the Fixer turned his attention to the other participants. [break] [break] The heads up display projected onto his view of the surroundings shifted and flickered as it processed the information fed to it through the helmet's sensors, assigning tags to the individuals in the crowd and alerting him to the presence of pokemon and their associated weaknesses and traits - Though it came up with errors for two that seemed to be owned by a white haired male. That gave the Fixer pause. It was rare to have his database come up short for a pokemon, let alone two at once. What the fuck were those things? Concerning. He had to hope that he could learn enough about them in this little exercise to do some homework after, and devise a tactical doctrine tailored to each. Not knowing a pokemon's capabilities made him distinctly uncomfortable. Who knew what they could do, after all? Their trainer, presumably, but he didn't, and if you didn't know, you couldn't prepare, and if you couldn't prepare, life got so much harder. [break] [break] Case in point, the young man and his freshly made puddle of vomit. No sick bag, presumably no preventative medicines taken to assuage an ill stomach, or whatever plagued him. Maybe nerves. He had that look about him. The Fixer had been there, once, many a moon ago, and he felt a rare pang of pity for the boy. Heavy, plated boots hit the grated floor without any attempt at subtlety or stealth as the geared-up mercenary made his way through the crowd to stand to one side of klaus anchoret , armoured fingers snapping open a pouch at his waist and extracting a small white disc, which smelled strongly of fresh, potent mint, which he offered to the younger man in a decidedly casual manner. The voice that emanated from the helmet could not, in any conceivable world, be mistaken for a person's natural speech. Deep and reverberating, it was obviously filtered through some sort of audio modulator, resulting in something that sounded like a demon had had a particularly throaty lovechild with a voice synthesiser. "Mint?" [break] [break] [attr="class","rigidtag"] [attr="class","rigidnotes"] notes. Participant. 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