Seraphim
He, Him
27
June 25th
Eterna City, Sinnoh
Heterosexual
Billionaire, Playboy
Head Scientist
"I can't take the pressure....I'm gone beyond repair...."
PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ
POSTED ON Jun 18, 2022 9:40:00 GMT
All IC baby!
Survey #1: "Rumors say that the League is developing suits that match the style of a Pokemon a trainer has bonded with. Which Pokemon would you select as the style for your suit and what would it look like?"
"I would have to choose my trusty companion Dragonite, as for what it would look like, er I'm not in the fashion design scene. Um give me a moment." Amor goes to draw something on a loose piece of paper. "Ah here this should suffice I believe, I think it would look something like this." Stares at his drawing proudly.
Survey #2: "All skilled trainers have a rival! Who's your rival and why?"
"Ah of course you ask me this. Hmmm I would have to say either Josh Dragomir , or Thomas Benoit. I'm well aware of both of their battle prowess, and think it would be a fun challenge. Besides I know how strong Josh is, you weren't there when the giant pokemon attacked that city the day after we got hammered for his bachelor party. He sobered up quickly at the very least, and put on a good show."
Survey #3: ""Do you agree with the League's plan to warp the incoming meteoroid into an alternate universe Hoenn? Why or why not?"
"It's an assinine plan. Why should we make our problem another universe's? That only staves off the inevitable of when that other plane of existence grows to resent us because I don't know, we crashed a giant fucking meteor into their home. I don't know about you, but I'd be pretty miffed if I was going about my daily stroll walking my Growlithe, and then some giant meteor shows up out of nowhere, and nukes my home. So no I don't agree with it."
Survey #4: "What do you think of Avatars, people who have been bestowed powers by legendary Pokemon? Do you believe it to be a blessing or a curse, or is it something humans should not meddle with?"
"That is hard to say as I've only met one to my knowledge. Mr. Ramsay was an Avatar that I was well acquainted with, and he seemed a very good sort of man who wouldn't abuse his power. So if I was to base my knowledge solely off my interactions with him, I believe it to be a blessing, but that doesn't mean it can't also be a scourge. Zac was a good man, and I believe he never abused the power bestowed to him, if all Avatars followed that example then I am inclined to believe in the good of them. But people are stupid, and crave power, so the jury is still out."
Survey #5: "Why do you support the League/Team Rocket? If you are a member of one of these formal organizations, what compelled you to join?"
"I don't."
Survey #6: "Select one of the following events and explain how it affected you. The Slateport Rocket Invasion, the Slateport Night Market Blacephalon Attack, the Ultra Beast Attacks on Mossdeep, The Ultra Beast War, the Sootopolis Takeover."
"Thankfully I got to skip most of the horrible things that have happened in this region, but I would have to see the Takeover was irritating as it prevented me from doing business there in good faith. Not that doing business with some mildly corrupt people is off putting, you could argue that every CEO, or politician is corrupt to some degree, but people who kidnap, and murder are a bit much even for me. So it was sad to see that city go under."
Survey #7: "TERAVOLT, a Hoennian Rock Band comprising of Guitarist CALLAN YOUNG and Lead Vocalist ADRIAN MALCOLM, from Slateport City, have been finding massive success in recent years. Out of their DISCOGRAPHY, which is your favourite song and why?"
"I have no clue who they are....I am afraid to admit I'm a Lady Baba fan. She dresses up in different strange, and weird outfits usually with some Mareep theme, and sings some very entertaining music. A few of my favorites from her are Rain Dance on Me, Just Teeter Dance, Hatched this Way, And Attract Game. Definitely check her out."
Survey #8: "Do you believe in free will or fate/destiny? Why? If the latter, do you believe you know what your destiny is?"
"Had I known this survey was suppose to induce an existential crisis I might have put a bit more care into my previous answers. That is a very loaded question, and is to silly to answer."
Survey #9: "What is your greatest fear? If faced with said fear, how will you handle it?"
"I already dealt with this during the Soiree under the stars with a wonderful woman by the name of Kaida Adachi near me. So this no longer applies."
Survey #10: "What is your love language? How do you express affection and how do you like to receive it? If you are adverse to intimacy, why?"
"There was a woman I liked once I liked her very much, and I would often take her out to expensive places, and buy her gifts even though she hated it. I am not sure if that is still the same, or not as I've been single for a while while I work through some things."
Survey #11: "If you could be a Pokemon or have a Pokemon represent who you are, which Pokemon would it be and why?"
"It would have to be either my Pikachu Adontis, or Draco my Dragonite. Because I think they both embody what I hold dear, and they have been with me the longest. I think I would be most comfortable with either of them honestly."
Survey #12: "How do you feel about their own mortality (or immortality)? If you were to die tomorrow, what would you do today?"
"Grammatical Issues aside if I knew I was going to die tomorrow, nothing would change for me. I would just write my will today, and leave everything I own to the person who deserves it the most. But that is a secret."
Survey #13: "How do you carry yourself? How vocally expressive are you? How bodily expressive are you? Are there any catchphrases or verbal ticks that you find yourself repeating? Where do you think they come from?"
"Hmmmm that is interesting, I like to think I am a pretty reserved person for the most part. So it is hard to know, I just know my Butler, Walter, tells me that I can be a bit abrasive sometimes, or rambunctious. As for a catchphrase I do not have one, I am not some character on a saturday morning cartoon."
Survey #14: "Are you in the process of learning a new skill or researching a curious topic? What are you studying and why?"
"Researching anything in this god forsaken region costs an arm, and a leg sometimes. So no I'm not researching anything at the moment but I have been interested in certain myths, and legends since I was a boy perhaps I'll turn my fancy to them once again."
survey #15: "What do they need and want out of relationships (humans or Pokemon), and how do they go about getting it?"
"Hmmm another tricky question. If it was a relationship with a human I have a few friends that I trust implicitly so that is enough for me, unless you are speaking romantically, and that is a whole other can of caterpie. For humans just dependable people that don't vanish on you. As for Pokemon all of my Pokemon are my friends, I know they will never abandon me so I have found my lifelong friends in them."
Riddle: "I have rivers without Basculin and roads without cars, I have deserts without heat and snowlands without cold, I have mountains without height and canyons without depth. What am I?"
"I'm going to presume a map?"
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