dorian westcliff's answers

1. "A baby blue suit. I just lounge with a drink in hand."

2. "Gyarados."

3. "Redeeming myself to Eris Halla."

4. "I cuddle my son until I fall asleep."

5. "I kill for Rocket."

6. "My very first kill, in the streets of Pyrite Town."

7. "I could stand to be taller."

8. "Leftovers, supplies for mixed drinks."

9. "Mixing drinks."

10. "Patience."

11. "I don't swear. That's below me."

12. "How to throw a punch."

13. "The Drk Triad."

14. "Not my cup of tea. I prefer classical music."

15. "No."

Suggestions?: What was your proudest moment?

Answering in-character as howard slayte .

Survey 1: What do you like to wear to the beach or for swimming?
I prefer a button shirt with running shorts and crocs and socks to tie the whole outfit together. It's totally hip!

Survey 2: "What is your favorite water-type or fish Pokemon?"
Tirtouga is a personal favorite, though I do have a soft spot for Relicanth. They can teach us a lot about undersea life!

Survey 3: "What is the most pressing problem you have at the moment?"
My landlord is going to evict me in six hours unless I make rent.

Survey 4: "Do you have a bedtime ritual? What is it?"
Watching Brycen-Man 2!

Survey 5: "What would you kill for?"
Comprehensive evidence that Archeops was capable of elongated flight at some point in time.

Survey 6: "What is your favorite summer memory?"
Anything not related to bus stops.

Survey 7: "If there is one thing you could change about yourself, what would it be and why?"
My choice in employer is a mistake I'll regret forever.

Survey 8: "What's in your fridge?"
I can't afford one.

Survey 9: "What is your favorite hobby unrelated to Pokemon?"
Exploring!

Survey 10: "What do you consider an overrated virtue?"
Bravery. It gets good people killed.

Survey 11: "What is your swear word of choice?"
This survey card has been returned completely black. Upon closer inspection, there appears to be some sort of arcane language written so tightly together that it appears as a single solid color.

"Holy shit."
- Survey Card Analyst

Survey 12: "What's a piece of knowledge that you think everyone should know?"
A good hat will take you anywhere! Hats are like armor for your brain. Make sure not to forget the past, either!

Survey 13: "What do you think is the biggest threat to Hoenn?"
This economy.

Survey 14: "MELODY MIRO has released a new album titled M.M. Listen to it here. Out of the tracklist, which is your favourite song and why?"
Buddy, if I could afford a POKEFIY subscription, I wouldn't be listening to MELODY MIRO. Get ahold of yourself, jeez.

Survey 15: "Do you believe in canon events? Fixed moments in time that must be lived through?"
History repeats itself for a reason. Maybe they're canon events because we as a species make the same mistakes as our forefathers. Maybe this will be the time we break the cycle since time eternal.

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IN-CHARACTER ANSWERS POSTED ANONYMOUSLY

SURVEY #1

What do you like to wear to the beach or for swimming?

ANSWER #1

"sunscreen."

SURVEY #2

"What is your favorite water-type or fish Pokemon?"[break][break]

(SUBMITTED BY THEO BECKETT)

ANSWER #2

"gyarados."

SURVEY #3

"What is the most pressing problem you have at the moment?"

ANSWER #3

"knee pain."

SURVEY #4

"Do you have a bedtime ritual? What is it?"

ANSWER #4

"drink a glass of water."

SURVEY #5

"What would you kill for?"

ANSWER #5

"no knee pain."

SURVEY #6

"What is your favorite summer memory?"

ANSWER #6

"the summer i did not have knee pain."

SURVEY #7

"If there is one thing you could change about yourself, what would it be and why?"[break][break]

(SUBMITTED BY jayden cross)

ANSWER #7

"my knees because they hurt."

SURVEY #8

"What's in your fridge?"

ANSWER #8

"fresh oran berries."

SURVEY #9

"What is your favorite hobby unrelated to Pokemon?"[break][break]

(SUBMITTED BY Josh Devlin)

ANSWER #9

"weight lifting."

SURVEY #10

"What do you consider an overrated virtue?"

ANSWER #10

"equality."

SURVEY #11

"What is your swear word of choice?"[break][break]

(SUBMITTED BY wolfgang volkov)

ANSWER #11

"i do not swear."

SURVEY #12

"What's a piece of knowledge that you think everyone should know?"[break][break]

(SUBMITTED BY GIDEON GRAVES)

ANSWER #12

"more individuals have been died or suffered from serious injuries by not listening to league warnings than any other incident unrelated to team rocket."

SURVEY #13

"What do you think is the biggest threat to Hoenn?"[break][break]

(SUBMITTED BY Greyson Connors)

ANSWER #13

"individuals from other universes."

SURVEY #14

"Melody Miro has released a new album titled M.M. Listen to it here. Out of the tracklist, which is your favourite song and why?""

ANSWER #14

"they are all exceptional."

SURVEY #15

"Do you believe in canon events? Fixed moments in time that must be lived through?"

ANSWER #15

"somewhat."

SUGGESTIONS?

"Do you have a suggestion for a future survey question? Please submit it below."

Thomas Benoit's answers

1. "I don't go to the beach. And I swim in my gear, for training purposes."

2. "Hard to say, but Marill?"

3. "Finding my partner."

4. "Cuddling all the little ones on my Ranch."

5. "I'd kill for a better tomorrow."

6. "Putting an end to the Harmonia Foundation."

7. "My workaholic tendencies. I've ruined too many good relationships over that."

8. "Water."

9. "Martial arts."

10. "Forgiveness."

11. "Fuck."

12. "How to cook."

13. "Rocket."

14. "Not my cup of tea."

15. "No."

Suggestions? "What do you view as the worst sin?"

SURVEY #1 -What do you like to wear to the beach or for swimming?
My favorite black bikini, along with sunglasses and sunscreen.

SURVEY #2 - "What is your favorite water-type or fish Pokemon?"
Samurott is so fascinating! I'm so intrigued that its leg armor also serves as sheaths for its swords.

SURVEY #3 -"What is the most pressing problem you have at the moment?"
Buying a second portable air conditioner for the workshop. Every time summer rolls around, I'm reminded of how oppressively hot and humid Hoenn can get, and I'd rather not risk suffering heat stroke in my forge.

SURVEY #4-"Do you have a bedtime ritual? What is it?"
I like taking a hot bath in the evening, though I don't always have time for it. I also enjoy reading before going to sleep.

SURVEY #5- "What would you kill for?"
Survival. Love. A second working eye.

SURVEY #6- "What is your favorite summer memory?"
For some reason, the first thing that springs to mind is the time we visited my aunt and uncle and cousins in Lumiose City when I was thirteen. One evening, we walked along the canal and watched the stars come out. There was music playing along the boulevards, and you could smell the flowers blooming in the public gardens, and the city lights shimmered like stars on earth. I remember buying pain au chocolat from a street vendor and thinking it was most delicious thing I'd ever eaten.

SURVEY #7- "If there is one thing you could change about yourself, what would it be and why?"
Hmm, it's hard to pick just one. Most often, I find myself wishing I were smarter and more knowledgeable, though.

SURVEY #8 - "What's in your fridge?"
Plenty of things! Lots of fruit and vegetables, some sausage, some good seafood and shellfish I bought at the fish market, and the usual staples like milk, eggs, cheese, juice, and bottled water. Plus some raspberry gelato and honey-vanilla ice cream that I splurged on to treat myself after a long day. I love food and having a nice, fully stocked fridge.

SURVEY #9 - "What is your favorite hobby unrelated to Pokemon?"
Practicing swordplay, playing video games, playing tabletop games, and watching action movies.

SURVEY #10 - "What do you consider an overrated virtue?"
Temperance. Why not enjoy yourself whenever you have a chance? Why hold yourself back?

SURVEY #11 - "What is your swear word of choice?"
"Merde", specifically "putain de merde". Though I had a teacher who would exclaim "Mother of pearl!" in school, which always made me laugh.

SURVEY #12 - What's a piece of knowledge that you think everyone should know?"
How to cook. I like eating out as much as anyone else, but being able to cook for yourself is such a valuable and important life skill that helps you save money, rely on yourself, and eat tasty, satisfying meals.

SURVEY #13 - "What do you think is the biggest threat to Hoenn?"
Ourselves. Especially the conflicts that we embroil ourselves in, and the things we do to the people and land of Hoenn in order to "win" those conflicts.

SURVEY #15 - Do you believe in canon events? Fixed moments in time that must be lived through?"
No, I don't believe that's how time or fate works.

SUGGESTIONS?
What was your favorite game as a child? Or in general, if you still enjoy playing games today?

SURVEY #1

What do you like to wear to the beach or for swimming?

SURVEY #2

"What is your favorite water-type or fish Pokemon?"[break][break]

SURVEY #3

"What is the most pressing problem you have at the moment?"

SURVEY #5

"What would you kill for?"

SURVEY #6

"What is your favorite summer memory?"

SURVEY #7

"If there is one thing you could change about yourself, what would it be and why?"[break][break]

SURVEY #9

"What is your favorite hobby unrelated to Pokemon?"[break][break]

SURVEY #10

"What do you consider an overrated virtue?"

SURVEY #13

"What do you think is the biggest threat to Hoenn?"[break][break]

SURVEY #15

"Do you believe in canon events? Fixed moments in time that must be lived through?"