Demoman
He/Him
30
March 17
Circhester (Galar)
Heterosexual
Demolitionist/Eco-Terrorist
i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.
TAG WITH @tavish
tavish rose
“Oh ho, a hero, eh? Galar was never in short supply of those folks,” the man said with a glint in his eye. From the stars above, since he had returned once more during the cover of night. The four Pokémon had accompanied him as well, excited to hear the next story they’d already heard a dozen times over.
“Well– I have a great idea,” he looked to the other Pokémon gathered, “what do you all think? With so many options, I feel like it should be one we all agree on.”
The Obstagoon quickly signed something with gusto, but Tavish gave her a deadpan stare. “Obstagoon, come on. That one’s been done to hell and back. We can’t just give The King the most basic story there is. We need something heroic, something grand. Something that truly stands out.”
“Farfetch’d!”
The Obstagoon signed again, must less passionate this time. “That one’s a bit more... vengeance-ye, yea? Not what we’re lookin’ for. Maybe another time.”
It was the Stunfisk-Galar’s turn to sound off, and once again Obstagoon signed off for the man. He shook his head tiredly, which caused the living bear-trap to get snippy. The furry creature groaned and replied. This started a cascade of responses and furious hand movements that all four of the original Galarian homebodies took part in. None of them could possibly agree on what regal, grandiose, heartfelt story to tell their King.
Until the Toxicroak chimed in. His hand movements were much clunkier than the Obstagoons, much less refined. He had been learning sign language at a pace that rivaled molasses, but his hands were able to get a vague message across: “Woah there, who the hell is King Kenneth?”
The rest of the faces (sans Calyrex, who was probably just as clueless) gave him a shocked expression. “You… you don’t know King Kenneth?”
Once again, Bloke tried to sign his response. “Course not. Never been in Galar.”
“But King Kenneth… is the best one! His style, his elegance, his grand tales! Everyone knows him! He’s the biggest one!”
The other three spoke relatively similar things, about how he was the most important one to know just because of how cool he was. How he saved a kingdom from the hands of raiders, how he solved stalemates in seconds flat. Sir spoke the loudest of them all, about how he had solved the Devils’ riddle when no one else could.
“Devil’s riddle? What, he want your soul but only for a few dollars?”
“No, of course– okay, we need to talk about this, yea?”
They all agreed with a nod. The man quickly flipped the pages, desperate to see if he could remember the exact page that was on. It wasn’t a long one, but it was around the three hundreds– ah, seventy-eight, not sixty-eight. He smoothed out the page and quickly gave it a once over to make sure it was just how he remembered.
Of course it was. Hell, he could probably tell it by heart. But for the sake of posterity, he cleared his throat and looked down at the page. Then, he began to read:
“Once upon a time, King Kenneth was in his castle. All his retainers, family, and blessed Pokemon were seated for supper, enjoying the bountiful harvest of their fields. Yet something was amiss— only the King himself could tell. The rest of the people were unable to notice, for they did not have the sixth sense the King did. This food was good, but tasted strange. As if someone had sneaked in a strange herb.”
“Sure enough, the rest of those in attendance for the grand feast soon fell ill. All but the King, who could only watch as they soon fell into a stupor. Strange. Odd. He knew there was a foul presence behind this. ‘Show yourself, you foul being of the night!’ he shouted. How furious he was!”
“And the Devil showed himself– dressed in all black, with horns that curled into infinite circles and hooves that left hellfire as he crossed the grand hall. Despite the bright sun, the sky soon turned to despair and became clouded with sin. Eventually, the stood face to face.”
“‘Why do you act as you are, Devil? Undo your foul trick!’”
“‘Ah, but for I to do that, it would endanger these merry fellows. For you see, I’ve granted them a deep dream. They do not know what is happening, but they are in bliss. Their wildest dreams, come to life. And to wake them is to kill them. I wish to rule over a people of peace and calm, and if you wish, I can send you off into a deep sleep. One free from problem or hardship.'”
“Of course, the King did not want this. Instead, he drew his sword and pointed it straight at the creature. ‘You fiend! I shall end your terrible existence in but a moment, if you don’t unhand my people! For their lives must be filled with hardship, as that is what makes it worth living!’”
“‘Then I shall grant you instead a question. A riddle, if you will. Answer it correctly and truthfully, and I shall grant you your desire and let your people go free. However, answer it wrong or without your full heart, and I shall damn you all to my domain. This kingdom and mine will be intertwined, and you all sent to a hellscape beyond your worst nightmare.’”
“Of course, the King did not falter in the face of a trial or tribulation. ‘Then lay your silly question onto me, so I may send you back to the land from whence ye came, o’ devious creature of the night.’”
“‘Very well, then. Riddle me this, Wise King Kenneth: I’m always coming, yet never show. People look to me, yet never see me. When I arrive, I’m back at the start. What am I?’”
“The Great King too much time pondering the question. He returned to his throne and put his head into his hands. For seven days and six nights, the King thought without break. All the while, the Devil waited as well. Yet while Kenneth never broke a sweat, the Devil grew impatient. This lasted until he could stand it no longer, and stomped a hoove into the granite floor. ‘I grow impatient, Kenneth. Answer, or I shall take what is rightfully mine!’”
“‘But you said I have to answer your question wrong for that to happen, and without my full heart behind it. A heart is not a thing to rush.’”
“‘I grow tired, Kenneth. If you do not have an answer, that is as good as being wrong.’”
“‘Incorrect, you foul creature. For a King must never rush to a conclusion when it comes to his people. That would be to put your own interest at heart, for tomorrow is but a day away from damnation.’”
“The Devil paused, clearly flabbergasted by Kenneth’s response. ‘How could you possibly know the answer to my riddle? It was quite a difficult one! No one has ever surmised its answer correctly.’”
“‘I did not, devious Devil. You gave it to me yourself.’”
“He realized that he had, in fact, confirmed the answer without the King ever speaking of it. He’d been fooled by his own question. In a huff, he undid the spell on the people and stormed out of the castle. The flames of the night were quenched, and day finally returned to the land. The people came to, and were clueless as to what occurred. King Kenneth spoke what happened, and they all rejoiced at the clever thinking of their King. Instead of the harvest, the celebrated their wondrous and smart ruler, for his thinking had saved the people without even so much as a worry of his success.”
“And they all lived happily. Ever. After,” the man finished his story with a tear in his eye. He quickly wiped it away and looked at Bloke. “Rather inspiring, right? Makes me tear up every time.”
“... That was stupid, ain’t it? Hell, I figured it out in a moment or two. Not too many things can ‘come’ yet never arrive.”
“Yea, right! That was rather hard. If it weren’t for the tale, I’d never get that answer.”
“Ya can’t be serious, right? What else do people look towards yet never see? Infinity, maybe? The future? Just think about it. Not hard, not one bit.”
“Oh, shut up! Liar.”
“Who you callin’ a liar, huh? Just cause you’re too caught up in the details– that’s where the devil is, I hear.”
“Oh for the love of–”
Their bickering came back, but the King watched with joy. Their tale, even if simple and easy to see the end of, had been a tale nonetheless. It was rather heroic to goad an enemy into giving you the answer to a problem. Especially if it held many a life at stake. After all, it takes a lot of courage to act in the face of hardship. And if that isn’t heroic, then what was the meaning of the word anyway?
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