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Raptor

Shredder
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Wastrel
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
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EVENT SIGN-UP
CONTEST
SIGN-UPS END NOVEMBER 11TH, 7 PM GMT



TOMORROW, TODAY!



The past and the future are both converging upon the present. As the phenomenon of Paradox Pokemon spreads across Hoenn, they’ve quickly become a common sight on the teams of aspiring rookies and ace trainers alike. And, this holiday season, they’ll also be a common sight at your front door![break][break]

Evergrande Mail is proud to present the next step forward in fast, secure, and affordable distribution: Iron Bundles. You heard right: We’re taking the future, and bringing it to you! You’ll soon see these mechanical postmen delivering premium priority packages all over the region. From Slateport to Littleroot, Evergrande to Pacifidlog, there’s no address too far and no package too heavy for these machines![break][break]

We look forward to debuting our Iron Bundles just in time for the festive season. So, get your orders in now, and be prepared to receive the greatest gift of all - A great, big, bright, beautiful tomorrow!


RULES ARE COOL



Courier Carnage is a RAID STYLE EVENT, taking place at a Slateport Christmas Market as the characters and their Pokemon try to overcome rogue Iron Bundles. As of such, the event can be presumed to take place in December, after all current events. Players will be grouped together by thread, and must work together to overcome the obstacles presented to them, using d100 dice rolls to determine degrees of success and failure. [break][break]

The tone of the event is LIGHTHEARTED AND COMEDIC. It’s intended to be a bit of silly festive fun. Participants will be subjected to goofs and pranks, often against the will of the characters involved. Simply put, the shenanigans are inseparable from the premise of the event. If you, or your character, are not fine with this tone, then please do not sign up. Likewise, please do not attempt to bring heavy themes or serious subject matter into the thread. It’s a funky little silly time, not a life-or-death conflict that will decide the fate of Hoenn. In this same vein, Salac Berries, while not banned, are HIGHLY discouraged.[break][break]

The pace of the event is BRISK. Participants will be given four day deadlines, and the event is expected to run for five to seven posts, ending before Christmas proper. To ensure this pace is maintained, posts will be made shortly after deadlines, and extensions won’t be given except in the most severe cases. Missing multiple rounds will result in being ejected from the event. [break][break]

The threat level of this event is SLAPSTICK ENABLED. There’s violence, but the tone leans more towards Three Stooges than Game of Thrones. The spectacle is exaggerated, the lasting injury is minimised, and when considering how mechanics and effects interact, comedy generally takes priority over accuracy. A Hyper Beam will hurt like hell, but it won’t kill you. The “Burn” status effect is more likely to set you on fire than melt your flesh.[break][break]

Participants will be separated into three groups of five, for FIFTEEN TOTAL, chosen from the sign-ups through a random roll that will be performed shortly after the deadline. It is not first come first serve.


SIGN-UP CODE



To sign up, please use the code below. Sign-ups begin as soon as the thread goes up, and end on November 11th, 7PM PST.[break][break]

[blockquote][h1]COURIER CARNAGE SIGN-UPS[/h1]
[quote][b]Character:[/b] @taggoeshere [break]
[b]Pokemon (3 Max, List Ability and Moves): [/b][break]
[b]What Does Your Character Want For Christmas?:[/b][break]
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THE GIFT THAT WON'T STOP GIVING[break]
VIOLENT NIGHT[break]
FELIZ NAVIDREAD


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yams

temporary
he/him
29
may 3rd
pacifilog, hoenn
big homo
housewife
beast
you are my
church tonight
6'2" height
6'2" height
i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.
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Character: [break]
Pokemon: below[break]
What Does Your Character Want For Christmas? gay sex[break]



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Magnetic

The Galarian
He/Him
27
May 9th
Rustboro City
Bisexual
Archaeologist
Rocket Admin
The future will tempt you, the present will indulge you, but the past will shackle you.
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Character: [break]
Pokemon:
Aerodactyl: Shirley, Ability: Rock Head, Moves: Iron Head/Psychic Fangs/Ancient Power/Stone Edge/Ice Fang/Thunder Fang (Tera Grass, Mega)
Gholdengo: Donald D. Dollars, Ability: Good as Gold, Moves: Astonish/Tackle/Recover/Make It Rain/Power Gem
Gholdengo: Billiam B. Bucks, Ability: Good as Gold, Moves: Astonish/Tackle/Nasty Plot/Make It Rain/Shadow Ball [break]
What does your character want for Christmas: Shred cameo PLEASE GOD LET ME INTO THIS EVENT GETS ON KNEES PLEASE GODDDDDDDDDDDD I'LL FEED MY IRON BUNDLE EVERY DAY PLEASE
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Banished

Ro
He/Him/His
21
April 14th
Wyndon, Galar
Homosexual
Ranger
Ex-Rocket Beast
shelter
from the storm
492 height
492 height
It's a long way forward, so trust in me.
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Pokemon (3 Max, List Ability and Moves): See below.[break]
What Does Your Character Want For Christmas? A replacement eye.[break]


        
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Zero

Ad
He/Him
26
May 21st
Jubilife City, Sinnoh
Pansexual
Private Investigator
Civilian
Open-eyed, burn the page, my little dark age.
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Pokemon (3 Max, List Ability and Moves): Bellow[break]
What Does Your Character Want For Christmas? Temp's gay sex (Per popular votes)[break]


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myriascope

rosie
she / her
14
October 14
Vermilion City, Kanto
unknown
demolition expert
Civilian
But I still believe, someday this lie will set me free
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Pokemon (3 Max, List Ability and Moves): WAHOO[break]
What Does Your Character Want For Christmas?: Friends and family and that Wooper bundle that PEOPLE KEEP SENDING ME



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des

⚜ aphrodite ⚜
⚜ he/they ⚜
⚜ twenty seven ⚜
⚜ may 31 ⚜
⚜ castelia, unova ⚜
⚜ bisexual ⚜
⚜ tattoo artist ⚜
⚜ grunt ⚜
i used to dream in the dark of palisades park.
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Pokemon (3 Max, List Ability and Moves): below[break]
What Does Your Character Want For Christmas?: PrEP [break]


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LunarMona

Elly, El
she/her
24
December 24
Hammerlocke, Galar
Bisexual
Galarian Ambassador
Ranger Cadet
darling, so share with me
or pain if that's what it is
5'7" / 170 cm height
5'7" / 170 cm height
i long to stay where the light dwells to guard against the cold that i know so well
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What Does Your Character Want For Christmas?: New novels to read[break]

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kodiak

Pokkenger
he/him
24
Nov. 25
Ballonlera, Galar
bisexual
vigilante
ex-elite four
single
6 ft 3 in height
6 ft 3 in height
victory is in the pocket!
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What Does Your Character Want For Christmas?: gay sex with [break]

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thorn

Gavin Merlino
he/him
36
october 28th
circhester, galar
demisexual
the harbinger
underboss
creatures of habit, carrion flowers, growing from repeated crimes.
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What Does Your Character Want For Christmas?: Shadow Pokemon, always[break]


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Ceej

a. z. fell
She/Her
30
December 21st
Fortree, Hoenn
Bisexual
Surviving
Civillian
we could
have been us
5'8" / 172 cm height
5'8" / 172 cm height
i'm just a demon who goes along with hell as far as she can.
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Pokemon (3 Max, List Ability and Moves): Pink ferret, dilapidated piece of data, and her single brain cell[break]
What Does Your Character Want For Christmas?: To watch people have gay sex with [break]


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newt

they/them
17
june 11
petalburg city
uncertain
hacker
ranger
i'm glad you're evil too.
5'4 height
5'4 height
being a shut-in is certainly the path of justice!
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Character: [break]
Pokemon: charcadet | flash fire (fire spin, will o wisp, flame charge, lava plume, night shade, clear smog) + doublade | no guard (swords dance, shadow sneak, slash, iron defense, power trick, iron head) + charjabug | battery (vice grip, sticky web, bite, string shot) [break]
What Does Your Character Want For Christmas?: a steamdeck [break]
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Wanderer

The Liberator
he/him/his
23
April 10
Lavaridge Town
Figuring it Out
Penitent
Renegade
Turned on my friends and brought them pain. I have no right to show I can change. But I gotta try!
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Pokemon (3 Max, List Ability and Moves): Crash and the Boys the Falinks - Defiant - First Impression, Close Combat, Iron Head, Megahorn, No Retreat, Coaching
Scramble the Togepi - Serene Grace - Moonblast, Extrasensory, Ancient Power, Metronome, Wish, Baton Pass
Grimace the Dracovish - Tera Rock - Strong Jaw AND Sand Rush - Fishious Rend, Dragon Pulse, Ancientpower, Brutal Swing, Protect, Leech Life
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What Does Your Character Want For Christmas?: For these fuckin' terminators to step off of Locke's job![break]
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Oob

He/him
Twenty-five
November 17th
Opelucid City
Gay
Researcher
Grunt
idk height
idk height
Days fade into a watercolour blur / Memories swim and haunt you
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What Does Your Character Want For Christmas?: gay (and homophobic) sex[break]

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howitzer

sky, finn charbonneau
he/him
34
february 18
virbank city, unova
demisexual
writer
associate
disguised smoke and mirrors tuning the inner eye, the link the infinite lies within the dreamscape
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What Does Your Character Want For Christmas?: everyone wishing for gay sex to make sure they practice SAFE gay sex, and a nice fountain pen to write with [break]