the ascendant
she/her
twenty-nine
November 03
sootopolis
demisexual
councilwoman
champion
i got new love, new skin to wrap myself in
82. HOENN'S 5TH ANNIVERSARY
POSTED ON Sept 5, 2023 3:55:42 GMT
i need to stop pretending like i'm just not going to pick the capture pack.
here is my ideal fantasy. i come home from my very high paying job and say hello to my cat and throw my dog out a window and sit down and i am greeted by six computer monitors. the symbol for pkmn-hoenn.boards.net (i guess it would be the treecko the little guy on the tab that one) is spinning in the center like it's all one big screen but like tiles because it's six monitors. and i touch my mouse and the screen lights up and then i put my oculus 50000 on because we don't need monitors anymore.
pkmn-hoenn.boards.net has evolved with the times. we have captured shiv and spiral. it's been three years since we've shackled them. spiral enjoys it. shiv does not. but we spoonfed him and we tell him it will be okay and in return he gives us content always giving us content but we have to let him go when it's school time because it's very important that he's all juiced up and ready by the time summer vacation rolls around again.
and in the game, this vr universe, we watch our little creations run amuck we have already destroyed hoenn and unova didn't last very long either. it was 2023 and starfield really made shiv think what if i just went out there and did it what if we did ultra space and spiderverse but it was pkmnverse so we all conquered our own planets but we needed more planets because new people kept joining because the advertising never stopped it will never stop that's why we keep shiv chained up
and paldea never existed in this perfect world i made sure of that and everyone rejoiced.
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