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HNN - VOLUME 6 ISSUE 2
POSTED ON May 3, 2022 5:10:30 GMT
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[attr="class","hnnissuemar"]VOLUME 06 ISSUE 02 / MAY 2022 EDITION
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HOENN-BOUND METEOROID COMING WITHIN THE YEAR;
LEAGUE ASSURES NO IMPACT FOR THIS WORLD


WRITTEN BY RITA TEVIN
EVER GRANDE CITY — Recent findings from Mossdeep Space Center have revealed that the 99943 METENO meteoroid has hastened its path toward Hoenn. Although the meteoroid originally projected to make impact in nine years, compiled data and calculations from Mossdeep have revealed that the impact date is now set for sometime this fall or winter. 99943 METENO is around 460 feet (140 meters) in diameter, and an impact event would raze a city before causing extreme regional devastation. However, Commissioner 's government has revealed an emergency space security plan.

Commissioner 's government plans on teleporting the meteoroid via the use of primal crystals, rare minerals that house Hoenn's primal energies able to warp objects, people and Pokemon to different planes.

Such technology is new, but Commissioner has stated: "we have a reliable method of teleporting the meteoroid to another dimension called 'sea hoenn'. it is an antagonistic realm submerged in waters. shifting the celestial body there would serve a double function of self-defense against sea hoenn's denizens and saving our own region."

In the mean time, the League has raised funding for planetary defense. Space-related technologies are continuing to be developed alongside astronaut training for the A.Q.U.A. Initiative and other League forces.

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POSTED ON May 3, 2022 5:17:05 GMT
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@weatherboi //
Uhm...isn't that like genocide...? What about the innocent Sea Hoenn people?

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POSTED ON May 3, 2022 7:46:59 GMT
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DRAGONBORN27 //
A fiery star coming down from the sky and razing cities? I saw that in a mural once. What if we hit the meteoroid really, really hard with an ultra powerful Hyper Beam? I have a Tyranitar. She's super strong!

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POSTED ON May 3, 2022 7:49:05 GMT
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Am I the only one kind of worried about that plan of theirs? I am sure it couldn't possibly go wrong /S But at least we got Teravolt to keep the soundtrack of our demise lit.
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POSTED ON May 3, 2022 8:28:24 GMT
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Rest assured that Piazza Oro Grande Bank will keep your investments safe in this period of economic instability. Some other vendors might try to take advantage of this crisis and the distress it has caused to drive up their prices, but here in POG Bank we place customer trust above all.

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THEIRONCURTAIN //

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POSTED ON May 3, 2022 8:50:12 GMT
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@warpthecommisioner //
lol do u think they cal ux land hoenn dahlia BAD? stupi d ALL F*CKING LIARS i said this last month!!!!!! read the commentssection! whats next? how many world? how many???? will we even makt eit to then?? PROBALY NOT cause we will be at war! ALL EYES ARE ON US AND THEY KNOW IT!!!!!1 

ps dahlia if you rread this 1) i hope you get ac&idently warped tosea hoenn n drown 2) how do you even now theyre hostile? BECAUSE YOU WENT THERE???? ALL PART OF THE PLAN HUH 

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POSTED ON May 3, 2022 9:52:51 GMT
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Callan  //
Unfortunate that our new single coincides with a world-breaking meteor, but I do have some thoughts about that.

Why was this not communicated sooner in official news outlets? There had been rumors and underground reports of such a report coming out for months now, why was this held back until now?




I certainly hope that's not all that it's attributed to, thank you for your support though!
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POSTED ON May 3, 2022 17:49:05 GMT
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LET ME AT IT. I CAN STOP IT. I WANT TO MEET THE METEOR
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POSTED ON May 3, 2022 17:55:57 GMT
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THISDUDEINMOSSDEEP //
Ok but why not send your steel boy up there to punch the meteor as he's used to do :5Head: . Surely League has the funding to send their avatars in space to handle this crisis :Clueless:
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POSTED ON May 4, 2022 1:22:40 GMT
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BIRDSANDBEES //

While I'm sure and the rest of Hoenn's leadership are doing their best in such unprecedented times...

What's the failsafe? Does the League have a backup plan in case teleporting a meteor to another dimension doesn't go accordingly? The public should be alerted to alternative courses of action.
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POSTED ON May 4, 2022 7:53:10 GMT
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Excellent news for every bar in Hoenn, I should think. Ce soir, je vais boire pour oublier.

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