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Adrian Malcolm
PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQ
POSTED ON Jun 14, 2022 8:32:43 GMT
PASSERBY ANALYTICS HQIN-CHARACTER RESPONSES ON THE BEHALF OF ADRIAN MALCOLM
SURVEY #1 "Rumors say the League is developing suits that match the style of a Pokemon a trainer bonded with. Which Pokemon would you select as the style for your own, and what would it look like?"
ANSWER #1 "I'll always have a soft spot for my Arcanine, Howitzer, so I guess it'd have a black-on-orange streak pattern with beige fur trim, as garrish as that sounds. I'll have to work on the idea, since my colors are red and black almost exclusively."
SURVEY #2 "All skilled trainers have a rival![break]Who's your rival and why?"
ANSWER #2 "I've never had a true rival that lasted, but I'm always getting caught up in some pissing match with Sénon Game. I hope he hears this."
SURVEY #3 "Do you agree with the League's plan to warp the incoming meteoroid into an alternate universe Hoenn? Why or why not?"
ANSWER #3 "Ethics and morality makes me wish there was a better way, that they'd find one. My cynicism just hopes that their plan actually works, since we're all riding on their half-baked plan and a prayer."
SURVEY #4 "What do you think of Avatars, people who have been bestowed powers by legendary Pokemon? Do you believe it to be a blessing or a curse, or is it something humans should not meddle with?"
ANSWER #4 "I've had firsthand encounters with avatars who brandish their gift without what I would call a conscience. I'm sure it's a blessing to those who wield it willfully and yet are granted protections by the League, but that places a burden on society. We shouldn't be weaponizing them in the first place."
SURVEY #5 "Why don't you support the League?"
ANONYMOUS "A long time ago, before the League failed me personally, I might've entertained the thought of joining them. Now, not so much. I can't stand with anyone who overlooks flagrant abuse of authority."
SURVEY #6 "How did the Blacephalon Attack on Slateport's Night Market affect you?"
ANSWER #6 "The Blacephalon attack during the New Year's celebrations was my first real taste of the troubles facing Hoenn, and I've tried hard to make sure I never feel so helpless if such a tragedy were to repeat itself. Which it already has several times over."
SURVEY #7 "TERAVOLT, a Hoennian Rock Band comprising of Guitarist Callan Young and Lead Vocalist Adrian Malcolm, from Slateport City, have been finding massive success in recent years. Out of their DISCOGRAPHY, which is your favorite and why?"
ANSWER #7 "Ha, that's funny... But I suppose Acid Rain is my favorite. Only because it was mostly an instrumental, so I'm really complimenting the way Callan Young brought it to life, and I wouldn't want to get caught patting myself on the back too much."
SURVEY #8 "Do you believe in free will or fate/destiny? Why? If the latter, do you believe you know what your destiny is? Or would you like to know it?"
ANSWER #8 "Does it have to be so black-and-white? I believe in free will myself, but ultimately some things are always going to happen. Doesn't mean I would like to know when or how I'm going to go."
SURVEY #9 "What is your greatest fear? If faced with said fear, how will you handle it?"
ANSWER #9 "Coincidentally, I've always had horrible nightmares involving large-scale disasters like insanely big bombs and meteors; widespread and inescapable casualties... I'll try not to look up, I guess."
SURVEY #10 "What is your love language? How do you express affection and how do you like to receive it? If you are adverse to intimacy, why?"
ANSWER #10 "I'm a very intimate person, and more than a bit unchaste. I need someone who can play into my flirtatious nature, or at least abide it, otherwise it just won't really work out between us."
SURVEY #11 "If you could be a Pokemon or have a Pokemon represent who you are, which Pokemon would it be and why?"
ANSWER #11 "I like to think of myself as a big, red Gyarados. Tenacious, if a bit unwieldy."
SURVEY #12 "How do you feel about your own human mortality? If you were going to die tomorrow, what would you do differently today?"
ANSWER #12 "It's something I try to avoid thinking deeply on, it psychs me out. It's like... the world may as well have ended, but it didn't really—but you're gone forever—you can't possibly conceive it."
SURVEY #13 "How do you carry yourself? How vocally expressive are you? How bodily expressive are you? Are there any catchphrases or verbal ticks that you find yourself repeating? Where'd they come from?"
ANSWER #13 "I'm a bit harsh and hard-headed, and some people might call me an asshole. Which I mean, maybe they are right, but fuck 'em..."[break](Shortens phonetics, e.g. -ing to -in', them to 'em, etc.)
SURVEY #14 "Are you in the process of learning a new skill or researching a curious topic? What are you studying and why does it interest you?"
ANSWER #14 "I've taken an interest in the Unown, and collected all of the known variants to see if I can figure out some of their more mysterious aspects, and to progress the ongoing Unown Report."
SURVEY #15 "What do you need and want out of relationships (humans or Pokemon), and how do you go about getting it from someone?"
ANSWER #15 "Attention and affection. I guess I'm likable enough, because these things come easy to me, but it's not really about getting it. If it wasn't there to begin with, then I wouldn't stick it out that long."
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THE QUESTION "When and why did you relocate to the Hoenn region? Do you regret that choice in light of any recent events? Why or why not?"
r̵̖͎͐͐i̸͓͘ͅḓ̵̭͒d̷͈̀͌l̵̹͋̿ȇ̶͕ "I have rivers without Basculin and roads without cars, I have deserts without heat and snowlands without cold, I have mountains without height and canyons without depth. What am I?"
ä̶̞́n̸̻͌̾s̵͕̪̓̅w̴͔͎͆è̷̡̜ȓ̶̘ "I've heard this one before, not that I remember it. I'm sure I'll feel stupid when you tell me the answer... Yep, feelin' kinda stupid." (Map)
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