GOD
He/Him
41
December 25th
Spikemunth
Northeast
Monster
Rocket Beast
I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.
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Shred
BLOOD, MUD & IRON
POSTED ON Oct 15, 2023 15:29:54 GMT
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Considering that you're already drenched head to toe in swampwater, wading through even more isn't much of a roadblock for you. Slow? Sure, especially when you have to lug Chester around, but difficult? No, not really. A pain in the ass? Definitely, but compared to everything else you've gone through today, it's nothing more than a slightly irritating walk in a very unpleasant park.
At least, until the Dhelmise arrived.
"SHIT!" You snap, narrowly dodging a chain fired in your direction. Nothing could ever be simple, could it? One moment, it's ghouls, and the next, its ghosts. And why are they all magenta? What kind of weird shit do these aliens have going on? You didn't see any weird magenta shit when you were in the Ultra Plant, so why are these guys so obsessed with it? Not much about this makes sense to you, but you suppose that's your fault for not reading all the circulars they clog your inbox with. And for skipping out on all those refresher meetings you get invited to. And for mentally tuning out when people start explaining it... Wow, you really fucked yourself here, didn't you? But you don't have time to linger on that, as another chain narrowly misses your head. Alright, they want to fight? You'll give them a fight. "Chester, Shadow Ball!"
"No thank you."
"No thank... WHAT!?"
"I'm sorry, old sport, but I can't reveal myself! These are clearly nefarious hitmen of the Maritime Union, hired by my numerous and hateful enemies, here to make an attempt on my life! I must stay in hiding, lest these scallywags succeed in their dastardly mission. But, don't fear! I'll reveal myself once my security team have taken care of these scoundrels."
Security team? Does he mean YOU? Oh, this motherfucker! Why do you have to get your hands dirty while he gets to sit back and relax? Who does he think you are, Boris B. Bodyguard?! You won't stand for this. If he doesn't want to work, you'll just have to MAKE him work! Slowly, you gather your strength, and then, as though launching a shotput through the air, you toss the Substitute through the air, directly towards the opposing Dhelmise.
"Fucking HIT them, YOU CUNT!"
"AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
Finally, the Gholdengo acts. The mouth of the doll opens, and from it emerges a golden arm. It points a finger upward, calling forth ghastly energy from the gloomy surroundings to coalesce upon its fingertip. Then, when it grows sizable enough, it launches its Shadow Ball, towards one of the many Dhelmise in an effort to neutralise the wretched assassins. Meanwhile, you grab one of the dodged chains as it retracts back to the one who fired it, dragging you along with it. Certainly a dangerous method, but it's definitely one way of getting where you need to go.
TL;DR - Shred gets into an argument with Chester C. Coins over a disagreement in tactics (It's a good thing Shred is alone, because if people heard him talking to his Pokemon and calling them swears, they might think he's weird). Eventually, he tosses Chester's Substitute towards the Dhelmise, forcing the Gholdengo to use a Shadow Ball on the Dhelmise. Meanwhile, Shred takes advantage of a missed Anchor Shot by grabbing one of the chains, pulling him through the water and towards the other side. sRh7lT|L
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